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Chapter 103: , Yue Xiaopeng talked about cross talk o

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"Thank you, Grandpa Lin."

Sitting on the stool, Yue Xiaopeng took the tea cup handed by Lin Xiao with both hands, and took a sip: "This tea is so fragrant. I am happy to see you."

"How happy you are!"

The big yellow dog came out of the den and said.

Yue Xiaopeng said with a smile; "Three or four floors are so high."

The big yellow dog said: "The reaction speed is very fast, not bad boy, I heard that you are the handle of the cross talk world, Zheng Haonan in the cross talk world, defeated the world invincible, even your master can't beat you."

"Look at what you said, this is to praise Xiaopeng, how dare I compare with the master, I have one-tenth of his skill is not bad."

Yue Xiaopeng responded with a smile.

The two people were heard talking in the live broadcast room.

Angrily praised one after another.

"Haha... it's so good, the big yellow dog is starting to take action."

"The two said they were on the bar at the beginning."

"It's great, Yue Xiaopeng's answer is not leaking!"

"It's still early, this person and dog are starting to be a demon."

"I really look forward to their cross talk on the same stage."

Big yellow dog: "Yes, not bad, why don't you have a cross talk?"

Yue Xiaopeng came interested.

"Okay, I didn't bring a gift to Grandpa Lin today. Grandpa Lin doesn't like the usual gifts, so I have a cross talk with Brother Dog to honor Grandpa Lin."

"You are here to borrow my hand and show it to Grandpa Lin. You have a good hand, the young man is not kind."

Yue Xiaopeng said, "This is to offer Buddha by borrowing flowers."

"Yue Xiaopeng said it was great."

"Yue Xiaopeng is awesome, Brother Gou has suffered."

"Yue Xiaopeng's answer is not leaking, awesome."

"It's worthy of being Deyun's pillar, Guo Lao can teach this apprentice, it's really great."

"I heard from Mr. Guo that Yue Xiaopeng was an honest child, and after ten years of following him, he became popular. It's not easy."

"Almost driven out, Yue Xiaopeng finally succeeded through his own efforts."

The live broadcast room was angrily praised.

Zifeng said excitedly; "Teacher He and Teacher Huang are coming out to listen to the cross talk."

Huang Xiaochu smiled; "I'm still making breakfast!"

"Don't do it, go out and have a look first."

The four of them sat beside Lin Xiao.

Looking at Yue Xiaopeng.

Yue Xiaopeng stood up.

Big yellow dog: "Is this shit?"

"here we go."

Big yellow dog: "Since it's pooping, what are you doing standing up! Don't you all squat and pooping? Are you used to standing and pooping?"

Yue Xiaopeng was taken aback.

Reacted instantly.

Come on.

This is falling into the trap.

Yue Xiaopeng complained in his heart: Okay, Brother Dog, here is a trap.

Zifeng whispered: "Why can't I understand?"

Peng Peng whispered: "Shoot, start, understand?"

Zifeng's face flushed.

This dead dog comes this hand.

I heard Brother Dog talking in the live broadcast room.

There was a lot of laughter.

"Brother Goubi, with this move, Yue Xiaopeng never expected to fall into the trap as soon as he came."

"Yes, Brother Gou's reaction speed is too fast, and he seizes the flaw in an instant."

"The starter Gou won, and Yue Xiaopeng was at a disadvantage."

"Brother Dog is awesome."

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Guo Degang looked at the live broadcast room.

I was shocked: Rhubarb's reaction speed is so fast. This is to dig a hole for Xiaopeng. Xiaopeng, as the pillar of Deyun, you have to withstand it!

"This big yellow is obviously ugly to the senior."

"Too disgusting."

Guo Degang said: "What are you talking about? This is the time to test you. If you meet to say that, how should you answer? Test a person's reaction ability and perform on the spot."

"You all follow along and learn something."

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Yue Xiaopeng smiled: "I'm finished."

"I didn't see you driving!"

"Don't you all learn this from you."

The big yellow dog was taken aback.

Understand instantly.

The big yellow dog has no hands...

Da Huang dog said: "Introduce myself first. My name is Da Huang. It was Mr. Lin who got the name. There is also a characteristic of the name."

"Tell me, what are the characteristics?"

"It's like talking about me. Look at me with yellow hair and a tall stature, so I'm just rhubarb."

"It really is."

Yue Xiaopeng paused, and then said; "I heard the gossip, saying that you like to use yellow accents, and the ones are bigger, so it is called rhubarb?"

"Hey, that's all nonsense. When people become popular, there will be more right and wrong. Don't pay attention to the gossips on the rivers and lakes, I have introduced myself, and you let everyone know each other?"

Yue Xiaopeng said: "Hello everyone, my name is Yue Yunpeng, and everyone calls me Xiaopeng."

The big yellow dog said: "This name also has characteristics."

"I would like to hear your opinion."

The big yellow dog said, "Why do you call you Xiaopeng? You are called Xiaopeng because you have a small place, but I'm surprised."

"What's so strange?"

"Look at you, is your head small?"

"Not small."

"Yes, it looks like a potato, how can it be small."

"Come on, I became a potato head to me."

The big yellow dog said: "Look at your hands again, one hand is bigger than the others, and not smaller!"

Yue Xiaopeng looked at his hand: "It's really not small."

"Looking at your belly, your legs, are they small?"

Yue Xiaopeng looked at himself: "Not small."

"That's right, your whole body is not small, why call you Xiaopeng? You must have a small place that is hidden away so that no one can see it."

Yue Xiaopeng looked at himself.

Finally know what rhubarb is talking about.

This guy.

This is a live broadcast, can you please stop talking about it?

Hearing this in the live broadcast room, I finally understood.

"Haha...hid it, it's so funny."

"Brother Gou is awesome. From the time he introduced his name, he was digging holes for Xiaopeng."

"It's great, let's see how Yue Xiaopeng resolves it."

"Brother Gou speaks a yellow voice as soon as he comes up, and I laughed and peeed."

"This is definitely an old driver. Can the driver take me?"

"Brother Dog, 666..."

"This pit was dug too deep, it's hard to get up."

Countless people looked at the live broadcast room.

Frequent barrage.

Yue Xiaopeng said: "I didn't hide it!"

"I said I didn't hide it, I saw it all."

"How did you see it?"

"Mindful."

"Mindful?"

"You are small-minded!"

Yue Xiaopeng touched a cold sweat: "This is what you originally said."

"What do you think I'm talking about, besides being small-minded, where else are you small?"

Yue Xiaopeng shook his head: "No, no, except for the small-minded, other places are quite big."

The four of them laughed.

Lin Xiao also laughed: This rhubarb is really true.

The big yellow dog said: "In fact, people with small-minded minds are also good."

"I would like to hear your opinion~lightnovelpub.net~ Small-minded people tend to save money. For example, to meet a friend, do you have to give gifts?"

Yue Xiaopeng said: "It should be."

"But a small-minded person, he often won't give gifts."

Yue Xiaopeng smiled bitterly: "You are talking about me! My eyes are really small."

The big yellow dog said: "The small-minded people eat frugally, use frugally, and wear frugally. Let's take the big-minded people as an example."

"Listen to your opinions."

"For example, a big-minded person, when he goes to a hotel to eat, he opens his mouth."

"Say what?"

"Waiter, give me a bottle of Wuliangye from 1982."

Wuliangye in 1982?