Let Me Ruffle Your Fur a Little

Chapter 28: idiot is me

Coming out of Jing Xiaoqing's shop, Bai Yao wanted to go home directly, pack up the newly bought ingredients, and clean the kitchen by the way.

But when he turned around, he found that Mu Muer was staring at the entrance of the street not far away, looking inside with a little yearning.

It is a very famous ancient street in Qiaohai Town. You can buy souvenirs and handicrafts, as well as some special snacks. Now that there are more tourists, all the small vendors are also coming out to set up stalls.

The ancient street is bustling, the laughter and conversation of tourists are mixed with the yelling of various vendors, forming the most distinctive alley in Qiaohai Town.

Seeing that Mu Muer's gaze was fixed there, Bai Yao asked him, "Mu'er wants to go?"

Hearing Bai Yao asking herself, Mu Muer nodded urgently, afraid that he would not understand, she took the initiative to move a little in the direction of the ancient street, expressing that she really wanted to go.

Anyway, it's still early, so it's okay to take a walk around.

Mu Muer was visibly happy, and followed Bai Yao into the alley, bouncing around and chatting with him: "My sister's belly is so big, why?"

Bai Yao patiently explained to him: "Because there is a baby inside, and when the belly is not big in the future, the baby will come out at that time."

Mu Muer immediately looked down at her belly after listening to it, as if wondering if she would have a baby in the future.

This action made Bai Yao a little bit amused, he raised the corners of his lips, and said, "Mu'er won't have one, and Mu'er's belly won't get bigger in the future."

Bai Yao was thinking about how to explain to him that the man couldn't have children, but Mu Muer's attention had already been diverted.

He stared at a trash can on the side of the street, and was attracted by the two cups of bubble tea thrown by the tourists above. He swallowed loudly and stared straight at it. Bai Yao quickly pulled him away before he rushed over, thankful that no one around saw him.

It was Mu Muer's first visit to the ancient street, and everything she saw was new, even the automatic shoe polisher and shoehorn provided to tourists at the corner of the street squatted down and studied for a long time.

When someone stepped forward to polish shoes, Mu Muer squatted not far away to watch, and let out a soft "wow". When the person left, he ran up to look, if Bai Yao hadn't dragged him away, he would still You can hold it in your hand, and take the shoe polisher home directly.

There are many small shops selling tourist souvenirs on both sides of the street. Mu Mu'er can't tear it off if she sticks her eyes to it. She has to look twice when she sees everything. Part of it is to judge whether it can be eaten, and the part is to think whether it can be stuffed into her own. Stored in a small pocket.

There are all kinds of gadgets on the table at the entrance of a small tourist souvenir shop passing by, the most of which are plastic shells in various colors, large and small.

Bai Yao glanced at it, thinking that there is really no need to make this kind of tourist souvenirs. The town can pick up shells just two steps along the beach, which are much more beautiful than this kind of imitation fake shells, and they don't cost money.

Selling this is really only a fool to buy.

He was about to leave, but from the corner of his eye, he saw Mu Muer, who was following behind, picked up a light green striped shell, studied it carefully, and then lifted it high.

It was too late to speak, Bai Yao didn't have time to stop it.

Fortunately, the clerk turned around and didn't see Mu Muer smashing the shells on the wooden table where the goods were placed, trying to break the plastic shells open.

He's still holding it in both hands, and behaves like a sea otter that's a bit hungry.

The shells were fake, so of course they couldn't be smashed open. The quality of the super glue on them was pretty good, and there wasn't even a single crack.

"Don't smash it!" Bai Yao hurriedly stopped him, but he was afraid that the action would scare him too much, so he deliberately lowered his voice.

What he meant was that it was someone else's stuff, so you shouldn't touch it casually, let alone smash it if you don't plan to buy it.

After hearing this, Mu Muer nodded seriously, agreeing very much, he tried it just now, and it really couldn't break it.

He slowly raised the shell in his hand, tilted his head and studied it carefully...

…then lifted it to his mouth and took a bite with his upper teeth.

Bai Yao: "!"

Coincidentally, the clerk turned around at this moment, and Mu Muer's actions caught his eye at all, and his eyes almost stared into the size of a plate in fright.

"First, sir, this is not edible."

Mu Muer: "?"

He blinked his eyes and thought for a while, thinking that he understood what the clerk meant, and nodded vigorously: "It's not delicious."

The air froze, and no one spoke for a while.

Bai Yao tried to turn the tide, and blurted out to the clerk: "...a good shell decoration needs to be judged by biting it with your teeth."

The clerk looked disbelieving, the corners of his mouth twitched, staring at the shell with a little tooth mark, hesitating to speak.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Bai Yao had no choice but to go all out, took the shell in Mu Mu'er's hand, imitated his action just now, and took a bite with his teeth.

It's hard, and the teeth hurt a little.

The clerk looked confused, opened his mouth and found that he had nothing to say, closed it again, and asked with his eyes: Sir, are you all right?

He even gritted his teeth on the things in other shops, and was too embarrassed to say no to them cheekily, so Bai Yao nodded solemnly, took out his mobile phone and prepared to pay.

"...Not bad, I bought it."

Souvenirs at tourist attractions are extremely expensive, and this small plastic shell can almost top the price of a plate of baked sea cucumber in sauce in a restaurant.

After Bai Yao paid the money, his liver hurt a little, so the money might as well be used to buy some beautiful tableware, or buy a dog bowl for Mu Muer.

He rubbed Mu Mu'er's head vigorously twice as revenge, kneading his hair into a chicken coop before letting go.

After leaving the small shop, Mu Muer didn't speak for a long time, she lowered her head, a little unhappy. He looked at the plastic shell in Bai Yao's hand annoyedly, felt sorry for him, and whispered, "Yao Yao shouldn't have bought it, it's not tasty and useless."

...you know that too.

Bai Yao casually tossed the shell to him: "I'll give it to you, keep it for yourself."

Mu Muer hurriedly took the shells, curled her lips in distaste, what's so rare if she can't eat them.

He forgot that he didn't have a small pocket anymore, so he raised his arm and wanted to stuff the shell into it, remembering that he was alone now, so he put it down awkwardly, a little disappointed.

He wants to turn back into a sea otter, more comfortable, and have a little bag to put things in. But he remembered that Bai Yao didn't want him to transform casually, and he didn't want to do anything to make Bai Yao angry, so he quietly pulled the collar of his T-shirt.

The clothes are also uncomfortable, and I want to take them off.

After complaining to herself for a while, Mu Muer found another thing that made her happy.

He shook his legs, happy that the overalls that Bai Yao bought for him were quite comfortable, and the trouser legs were cool and loose.

Mu Mu'er smiled a little, holding a plastic shell with two rows of teeth marks in both hands, hopping to keep up with Bai Yao's pace.

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My dears, I will take a break next week when I don't have any list assignments, just as I have final exams and papers to write.

When I have time, I will post some jokes on wb, just as compensation! [Sliding and kneeling jpg.] I really love you guys!