Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 1298: The saying about where to eat

The fox was trapped in a cage by Mage Azan, knowing he was bound to die, where he was willing to convince him, pointed at Mage Azan and cursed.

"You **** eroded by the smell of copper, you don't care about other people's life and death, you only think about your own wallet, you are a complete beast. Like you, a guy who has been stunned by the smell of copper does not deserve to be dressed in human skin Yan Luo should put your next life into the animal life. It will be cheaper for someone like you to be a animal in the next life."

Master Azan laughed, "Whatever you scold, you are dead anyway. As for whether my next life is a human or a beast, it doesn't matter whether you say it. If you scold it now, it is still hard to escape a dead word."

The fox said, "Then what are you beast waiting for? Hurry up."

Mage Azan looked at the shivering fox in the cage and sneered, "I am also a mage anyway, and I was manipulated by a fox this time. How can I just forget it so easily?"

The fox shivered even harder when he looked at Master Azan's vicious eyes.

"Then what do you want? I also know that I shouldn't mock you before. Now that I just want to die quickly, please give me a good time, thank you."

"Happy?"

Master Azan laughed, "You are a fox mouth mocking me for a long time, so how can this be counted? I am a magnificent human mage who was actually humiliated by you monster. How can I bear this? You insulted Once those words of mine are spread out, do I still have the face to be a human being? Now that you are held by me, you actually want to die quickly. Is there such a cheap thing in the world?"

"Then what do you want?"

Master Azan stared at the thick lifeblood under the fox's crotch and said viciously, "Guess!"

The fox immediately understood Master Azan's intentions, and hurriedly shrank his body, clamped his legs, blocked his life, and fell on all fours in shock, and said angrily, "You bitch, you actually want to eat my life?"

Master Azan sneered, "As the saying goes, I have two regrets in my life. The first regret is that my parents didn’t give me a good skin. They looked ugly and frightened beautiful people. It’s hard to make connections with women. The second regret is that my life is so short that I am too inferior that I dare not love women. In fact, I wish I could have a big life and conquer countless beauties in bed. Now, If I can eat your lifeblood, I believe that my lifeblood will be greatly changed."

The fox was ashamed and annoyed, and said angrily, "You just fart! Just your one-centimeter thing, after eating my life, can it suddenly grow longer and become less than ten centimeters?"

Master Azan sneered, "Everything lies in a test word. I have been skeptical about the idea of ​​where to eat and supplement, but if we don’t try it personally, how do we know that after I eat your lifeblood, my lifeblood Will it suddenly develop into an Optimus Prime? I always believe that everything is possible."

The fox cursed, "Bah! It's just that you have a short lifeblood that dreams every day, dreaming that your lifeblood suddenly becomes Optimus Prime. Don't daydream, based on your current situation, Even if you give you the lifeblood of an elephant, you may not be able to grow thick and long."

Master Azan said, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, you are dead, fox, but before you die, I have to take down the thick root of your descendants."

The fox screamed in fright and pressed his lifeblood under his body, "You are a short handful, don't mess with my lifeblood. My lifeblood is my treasure."

Master Azan smiled, "You're dead, is it useful to keep that thing? It's a waste instead of leaving such a big thing on a corpse. If you take it off, keep it for me." After speaking, he immediately pointed out his sword and recited the spell silently.

The fox was caught off guard, he saw a flash of white light and a cold under his hips, and when he looked down, he saw blood dripping from under his hips, and his life was missing.

The fox looked up and saw that Master Azan was holding its lifeblood smirk, and said angrily, "It turned out to be a bitch, and it really cut off my lifeblood. You **** wizard, you are just a beast. "

Master Azan sneered, "That's naturally true. You will be made into a bead by me anyway. This is the lifeblood of you. If you don't use fart, it's better to let me take it back to drink."

The fox resisted the severe pain and cursed, "My thing is so stinky, can you drink the wine?"

Master Azan sniffed the thing and frowned, "Your artifact is stinky, but it still makes a lot of beauties. I want to use it to supplement my body and see if I drink you. After the utensils are soaked in wine, can my life roots become thicker? If my life roots can become thicker, I will also find some beauties to have a good time. I have been holding back for decades , I must give it a good vent this time. Saying that I have lived for several decades, and I have never let any beauty be ecstatic under my crotch. For a man, this is the biggest regret in his life."

The fox laughed, "That **** mage, you are really funny, I don't believe it, you are only one centimeter in length. After drinking the wine that has soaked my life, can you grow longer and become a macho? Talk about you Isn’t it just a mouthful of practice, that you keep putting practice first? Why are you now thinking about the behavior of male thieves and female prostitutes that you have always despised? Is it possible that all your previous so-called concentrating on cultivation are deceptive, in fact, you The bones are full of sordid thoughts about the love of men and women? What a shameless, fake Taoism, pretending to be a cultivator with great concentration and deception."

Master Azan coughed and coughed, "The way of cultivation is only for the widower with a short life. The widower cannot satisfy the woman's needs because of his short life, so he has to concentrate on practicing to make up for his inborn shortcomings. If you are born with a thick and large body, try to come to the world. Who doesn't want to be a hunk with a beauty in his arms every night? Who would go to retreat every day to practice, and the six roots are clean? The reason why Liu Xiahui can sit and hug is mostly because he doesn't lift it. You are the root of my life. I have to put it away. I will be able to gain momentum from now on, but I'm all counting on it." After speaking, put the fox's lifeblood into the pocket he brought with him.

The fox said angrily, "You are so hypocritical. You can do such a shameful behavior? You really put on a human skin in vain."

Master Azan shook his head, "No, I'm telling the truth. Eating is human nature. Okay, fox, I have taken off your lifeblood. Now it's time to take your life."