Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 1589: Pharaoh, where do you get your teeth?

Besides, Master Azan slept soundly, but was smashed down by someone. The stone was impartial and just hit his mouth.

Mage Azan was originally born with big teeth, extremely ugly, this smash just smashed off his two front teeth, and the pain made him cover his mouth and screamed.

Master Azan opened his eyes and saw that he had just secretly scolded himself carelessly and fell asleep in such a place.

"God, it turned out that the old janitor made a ghost and asked that stupid manager to find someone to stone me. This group of people is really disgusting. They attacked me while I was asleep, mean, what a mean!"

The curse goes to curse, but he was calculated carelessly, but it was a fact.

Zhong Kui was hung in the air to see all this clearly, "Oh, miserable, you idiot. I slept for a few minutes and lost two front teeth. It's not worth the gain. This sleep is really a loss."

Master Azan said angrily, "Master Zhong Kui, you are really mean, now you see me making a joke?"

Zhong Kui smiled, "It's not that I'm mean, it's that you are too careless. How can you fall asleep in this situation? It's you who sleep in a place where you shouldn't sleep. Can you blame others?"

Master Azan looked at the two front teeth on the ground, and gritted his teeth with anger.

Zhong Kui said, "Come on, I'm still waiting for you to continue the battle for 300 rounds. Don't hide underneath to sleep, and hide again. I believe you will be in big trouble."

As soon as the voice fell, I heard the old man Wang say, "Quick! Let's go up together, all of them hit the huge boulder with a rock."

After hearing what the old man said, everyone ran towards the boulder with stones.

Zhong Kui laughed, "Idiot, come up quickly, it seems you are in big trouble."

Master Azan saw that if there were so many people, if everyone smashed them, they wouldn't be a meatloaf, so they had to jump and fly into the air.

Almost as soon as his feet left the ground, everyone rushed up with rocks.

Seeing everyone rushing to the air, Master Azan couldn't help feeling a little proud, "Hey, I got out in time to make them happy."

Zhong Kui smiled and said, "It's a pity, the big front door is gone, I will have a cool breeze in the future."

Master Azan said angrily, "I want you to take care of it, you guy who hides to watch the excitement."

Zhong Kui said, "I don't care about you, I only care about your lifeblood. As long as you cut off your lifeblood, I will completely ignore you. Come on, it was an intermission just now, and now we continue to beat us."

"Come on, don't think you are Zhong Kui, I am afraid of you."

"Oh, I slept, and I was really full of breath, and I was a lot harder to speak. Come on, look at the sword!"

After Zhong Kui finished speaking, he immediately swung his sword and stabbed it in the crotch of Master Azan. Master Azan was attacked many times by him. He knew his routines for a long time, so he immediately dodged away. You stab me and hide again. Fight together.

Besides, on the ground, everyone took the stone and threw it empty, naturally a little disappointed.

The old man Wang squatted on the ground and looked carefully at the pool of blood. Suddenly, he found two teeth beside the blood stain and picked it up immediately.

He took his teeth and looked carefully, and found that there was blood at the roots of the teeth, and the blood was not dry. One more, I feel those two teeth in my hand, warm, and body temperature.

The manager looked at the two teeth and said in surprise, "Pharaoh, where do you get your teeth?"

Lao Wang pointed to the blood stain on the ground, "found on the edge of the blood stain. There is still blood at the roots of the two teeth, which should have just fallen off."

The manager said excitedly, "It looks like we just knocked out the monster's teeth."

Old Wang nodded, "Well, it should be the monster's teeth. However, I think something is wrong."

"What's wrong again?"

"This tooth doesn't look like a monster's tooth."

The crowd onlookers laughed at the words of Old Man Wang.

The manager said, "Pharaoh, what are you talking about? Have you ever seen a monster? Do you know what the teeth of a monster look like? Why do you say that these are not the teeth of a monster?"

The old man Wang said in a serious manner, "Monsters are all cultivated by wild beasts or other low-level creatures. Lower creatures, not humans."

The manager said, "Pharaoh, what are you talking about? Wen Zou Zou's."

Old man Wang said, "Manager, please open your mouth now."

The manager didn't know what he was going to do, so he opened his mouth.

"Be bigger and show your teeth. Manager, you are a big man, just show everyone your teeth. Don't be shy."

The manager had to open his mouth wider.

Old man Wang picked up the two teeth he found to compare with the manager's teeth, then nodded.

"Okay, manager, thank you very much, you can shut your mouth."

The manager closed his mouth and said in surprise, "Pharaoh, what the **** are you doing?"

Old man Wang hissed and continued, "The so-called low-level creatures, even if they have cultivated to the realm of a demon, their teeth are still fangs."

Everyone nodded and said in unison, "Yes, animals have fangs, and only humans have teeth."

The old man Wang smiled, "Well, since everyone understands this. Now, please take a look at these two teeth together. If you look carefully, you will find that these two teeth are human teeth, not animal fangs. I just compared these two teeth with the manager’s teeth. Although the two teeth are too large, it can be seen from their shapes that these are two human front teeth. Huh? But this person He must be lazy, and he rarely brushes his teeth. These teeth smell like sewers."

Old man Wang frowned while smelling the smell of his teeth.

Everyone came over and looked at the two teeth together.

To make it easier for everyone to watch, Old Man Wang deliberately raised his teeth high.

"Oh, it's really teeth. It's human teeth."

After reading the two teeth, everyone exclaimed in unison again.

The manager suddenly realized, "Pharaoh, I understand what you mean. What you mean is that what the maintenance worker stoned just now was not a monster, but a human."

Old man Wang nodded, "Yes. So this is the weirdest part of the whole thing. Just now, our maintenance worker hit a person instead of a monster. Since it hit a person, why is this person sleeping on the boulder? Can you hear him snoring, but can't see him himself?"

Everyone was silent immediately.

Master Azan shouted in mid-air, "Fools, because I chanted the invisibility spell."

Zhong Kui smiled, "They are just ordinary people. They don't know any invisibility curse. Besides, they can't hear your shout."