Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 1804: cabinet! cabinet! cabinet!

The dean quickly recovered his strength, and with the support of everyone, he returned to the office.

The half of the head that was glued to the floor, heard the footsteps of everyone, and immediately yelled.

"President, you useless idiot, you didn't die?"

The dean smiled bitterly, "Ma Xiaoli, thanks to your blessing, I am still alive. You wanted to kill me, but I didn't expect that I would be too lucky to die."

"Old man, don't be proud, although I didn't kill you today, but you have a heart attack, you won't be able to live long. Sooner or later, you will not escape death."

"Ma Xiaoli, I have never done anything wrong in my life. Even if I die of a heart attack one day, it will be a good start and end. It will be better than you."

"Huh, I shouldn't have come to work today. I came to work overtime. I didn't expect it, but I can't get off work anymore. I'm just too unlucky. I've been in bad luck all my life. This kind of terrible misfortune. I really doubt whether I was born at the wrong hour. Otherwise, how could I be so coincidental? All good things avoid me, and I can't avoid any bad things."

"Now that's the matter, you'd better be sorrowful and change."

"My biggest regret now is that I couldn't kill you myself just now."

The dean smiled bitterly, "Ma Xiaoli, what kind of hatred do we have, you must kill me?"

The doctor said, "Dean, don't talk to her anymore. Right now, what should I do with this half of the head? I can't stick her to the floor all the time, right?"

The superintendent frowned, "Or take this half of the head downstairs and lock it in the operating room with the dead bodies."

Zhuang Mengdie shook his head, "Dean, I think this half of his head is too active. Not only can it talk, but it can also jump around. Once she runs away, it will cause trouble. I think you have seen it too. It took so much effort just now to control her. The dead bodies in the operating room are also unstable elements. It is not the best policy to keep these half of the head with them."

Everyone frowned, "What should I do?"

Zhuang Mengdie said, "In my opinion, you can't lock this half of your head in the operating room."

"What shall we do then?"

He Chuyao said, "In order to prevent her from jumping randomly, we should keep her alone in a cage."

The dean nodded, "Well, keep it in a cage. If you keep it in a cage, she won't be able to run. Hurry up, get the cage."

Half of the head scolded with anger, "You stupid bastards, are you discussing how to deal with me? So many of you bullying me together, are you embarrassed?"

The dean smiled and said, "Ma Xiaoli, we have been tossed by you for a long time. It is only natural to discuss together to lock you up."

Half of his head said angrily, "Damn dean, now I am so depressed, I knew I would bite your skull, bit out a hole in your skull, and see if you are not dead?"

The dean smiled, "Niece, it's too late to regret now." After speaking, he waved his hand, "Hurry up and get the cage. Let's lock her up first."

A little nurse responded immediately and ran out.

After a while, the cage was brought.

Everyone immediately stepped forward and tried to take off the half of the head stuck to the floor.

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Hold on, don't get her down yet."

Everyone was stunned, "Writer Zhuang, if we don't get her down, how can we put her in a cage?"

Zhuang Mengdie picked up the cage and looked at it carefully, frowning, "What was this cage used for?"

The nurse said, "We used rabbits for experiments in our hospital. This cage is used to contain rabbits."

Zhuang Mengdie took a close look at the teeth of half of his head, then pulled off the fence of the cage with his hands, and then shook his head.

"No! This cage doesn't work at all. If you keep this half of your head in it, I believe she will bite off the fence and run out."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Ah? What can I do then?"

Half of the head laughed, "Little girl, are you the prophet? I haven't thought of breaking the fence yet, have you thought of breaking the fence and running out?"

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Everything is considered first. I just looked at your teeth and found it to be sharp, and the fence of the cage is very thin, so I feel that this cage can't trap you at all."

The dean frowned, "What should I do then? I can't keep this half of my head stuck to the floor of my office? I don't want to face this half of my head every day when I go to work."

Half of the head smiled and said, "Uncle, that's not bad. I can chat with you every day from now on. With me here, keeping you in a good mood every day. Our uncles and nephews have never had the time to chat together. Now, with each other every day, we have to have a good chat."

The dean shook his head vigorously, "No, I don't want to see you again."

Half of the head smiled and said, "Dean, from now on I can give you psychological hints about cabinets and fires."

The dean was frightened in a cold sweat, "Don't mention the word cabinet in front of me."

"Cabinet! Cupboard! Cupboard! If you don't let me mention it, I just want to mention it! The more you don't want to listen, the more I want to say it. Cupboard! Cupboard! Dean, you are in the cupboard right now. The cupboard is dark. Yes, it's airtight, and the air is thin. You will be out of breath soon."

The dean held his head and squatted on the ground in pain.

"Stop shouting, shut up!"

"President, you are now surrounded by a sea of ​​fire. Smoke and flames are everywhere. The walls and furniture are crackled by the flames. You are trapped in a cabinet and can't get out. You will die soon. You Hit the cabinet hard, but the door of the cabinet was locked. Why can't you get out? You can only stay in the cabinet and be burned alive. Wow, a lot of smoke, dean, don’t you feel depressed? ?"

"Stop talking, my heart hurts so much. Keke—keke—I can’t breathe."

The dean screamed, clutching his chest, and fell to the ground.

The nurses hurried forward and helped the dean up.

The doctor said angrily, "Damn Ma Xiaoli, you are showing your psychological suggestion again, you are simply an animal."

Half of the head laughed, "Look, how fun. The dean is now so weak that he can react claustrophobic even if he is not in the closet. In this case, killing the dean is easy. I just have to every day. Give psychological hints to the dean and believe that the dean will die soon."

The dean said, "No! I don't want to work here. I want to change offices."

The doctor said, "Yes, change the office. The dean will go to another office. Let's lock this office and let this half of the head stay in it."