Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 1994: But, luckily we have another pair of Sia

Seeing the horrible scene of two **** little babies tangled together on the ground, the little monster laughed triumphantly.

"Interesting, it's really interesting. It turns out that there are so many stories about a pair of Siamese babies."

Because the little monster had been hanging upside down on the fluorescent lamp, it smiled so much, and it caused the fluorescent lamp to crackle and emit a dazzling electric spark.

Zhuang Mengdie couldn't stand it anymore, and said sharply, "Little monster, hurry up and end your evil spell."

The little monster rolled his eyes and said coldly, "You woman, you are really disappointed. I'm looking at it, why is it going to end? Give me a reason first?"

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Don't you think it is too cruel to let a pair of Siamese babies kill each other? Can you slowly appreciate this kind of thing as a story?"

The little monster laughed, "What you said, I let them kill each other? It was their own fight caused by grabbing physical resources. It has nothing to do with me. I was just a passerby who happened to pass by."

Zhuang Mengdie gritted his teeth and said, "But they stayed in the bottle well, and you awakened them. If you don't wake them up, they will never happen this terrible thing now, right?"

The little monster nodded, "Yes, you’re right. But, I don’t want to end the spell now, because I think it’s very interesting to watch them two kill each other. I plan to keep watching. Tsk tusk, so Once the fun is over, don’t you have to watch it? No, you must not stop. They must be allowed to continue. In fact, you should thank me. If you don’t have my spell, you can enjoy such a wonderful clip Are these sections of Cao Zhi's seven-step poems much more exciting."

Ye Tian said angrily, "Little monster, you are simply an inhuman asshole."

The little monster giggled, "I didn't belong to your human beings. It's not surprising that I don't have humanity."

Zhuang Mengdie sighed, "Ye Tian, ​​this little monster is already crazy, and what it does is basically hating us humans."

The little monster sneered, "It's not hatred, it's contempt. You humans are just a bunch of cowardly and incompetent fools. They also take up a lot of resources. You shouldn't have so many, understand?"

Over there, another has pinched the legless baby to his death.

Ye Tian said in shock, "That's awful, we have to save people quickly."

Zhuang Mengdie said, "Don't we have black dog blood? Pharaoh, where is our black dog blood?"

Without hearing the answer, the two looked back and found that Old Wang was lying against the wall, his eyes closed and his face pale.

Zhuang Mengdie said in surprise, "Huh? Pharaoh won't be scared to death, right?"

Ye Tian stepped forward, squatted down and tried Pharaoh's snort, "It's okay, just fainted. Let's go look for black dog blood now."

Zhuang Mengdie nodded, "I remember we two seemed to put dog blood at the door of the data room."

Ye Tiandao, "Then you wait here, I will get it." After speaking, he turned and ran towards the gate.

On the small table full of incense candles, Ye Tian found the bottle of black dog blood and couldn't help crying or laughing.

"Putting the black dog blood here must have been done by Pharaoh."

When Ye Tian took the black dog's blood and ran back, the other one was still torturing the little baby.

"Okay, you'll be over soon. Patience one last time, it's almost done."

As soon as the voice fell, Ye Tian yelled, "Black dog blood is coming."

With a splash, a bottle of black dog blood was splashed on the two babies.

The two babies screamed at the same time, then collapsed to the ground motionless.

Zhuang Mengdie smiled and said, "Black Dog Blood is awesome, it's a success."

Ye Tiandao said, "Thanks to our thoughtfulness, we prepared the black dog blood in advance, otherwise, the data room will not be turned upside down by the conjoined twins."

At this time, the little monster couldn't hang his face anymore. It grabbed the fluorescent lamp with both hands and jumped on the tube.

"Asshole! Do you know what you just did?"

Ye Tian smiled and said, "We successfully prevented a torture between brothers and did a good thing."

"Asshole, you guys have ruined my good mood in watching the show. It's horrible. The scene just now has clearly reached the most exciting part, and it happened that you interrupted it at the moment when the climax was about to come. It's really hateful."

Zhuang Mengdie sneered, "Little monster, you are so perverted, you actually take such a cruel thing as a play?"

"Is it cruel? I think it's funny. It's a pity that you interrupted it. But fortunately, we have another pair of Siamese babies. Now, let's see what happens to this pair of Siamese babies. What's interesting?"

Zhuang Mengdie said angrily, "Hey, little monster, what are you going to do?"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After the little monster finished speaking, he immediately recited the spell silently.

The Siamese baby, who was still still just now, suddenly moved, as if a plaster statue was suddenly injected into life.

The conjoined twins not only moved, they also walked forward together, but one of them went to the right and the other to the left. In the end, they stopped leaving at all, stopped where they were, and quarreled.

"Hey, go right."

"No! Go left."

"Go right! Did you hear that?"

"It must go to the left."

"You idiot, I said to the right."

"No! It must be left."

The pair of Siamese babies who share the same head also quarreled, but in the eyes of Ye Tian and Zhuang Mengdie, their quarrel was like a stand-up comedy.

Ye Tian cried and laughed, "Writer Zhuang, why does this guy quarrel with himself?"

Zhuang Mengdie sighed, "In my opinion, it's not that he is arguing with himself, but the two Siamese babies are arguing."

"But they have only one head?"

"Well, I know, even though they only have one head, there must be two independent brains in that one head. These two independent brains have different consciousnesses, so it will appear just now. Disagreement. One brain thinks that it should go to the left, while the other brain thinks that it should go to the right. The two brains disagree with each other, so a dispute occurred."

"Oh, I see. You mean, this pair of Siamese babies actually have two brains, but the brains of both babies are in the same head."

"Yes. And a brain is directing one side of the body, and the opinions are not uniform, so quarrel."

The little monster coughed and coughed, "Hey, you two, can you shut up and continue watching the show? Being with you is really emotional."

Zhuang Mengdie sneered, "Only a cold-blooded monster like you can treat the scene of humans killing each other as a good show. It's really abnormal."