Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2037: Are you--a human or--

The so-called hard work paid off, Master Azan's bitter trick finally worked, and the banging kowtow was clearly heard by the old lady standing at the door.

The old lady heard the bang, and her face changed drastically, "What is that sound?"

Wu Yingying was stunned and stammered in a hurry to cover up, "That's a problem with our water pipe."

The old lady frowned, "There is a problem with the water pipe? Could it be this sound?"

"That's the sound. The water pipe in my house is weird. It often makes all kinds of strange noises, sometimes it's still hissing, like a snake vomiting a letter, but it's cripple. Oh, I think about it, there will be another day , I was taking a shower, and suddenly I heard a bang. I thought something had exploded. I stretched my head and saw that it was a water pipe ringing. Damn, talking about the sound of the water pipe, it’s really scary. I’m right now I'm used to this strange sound."

When Wu Yingying was speaking, the old lady kept staring at her face without saying a word, so she couldn't pull it off and stopped.

"Auntie, why are you looking at my face all the time? Are there flowers on my face?"

The old lady shook her head, "No."

"Then why are you staring at me?"

"I'm observing your expression."

"Watch my expression? What do you mean?"

"It is said that when people lie, they blink constantly. I found that when you said that, blinking constantly."

"Yo, auntie, you are really funny. You mean all I said was a lie?"

"Yes, you are lying."

"Auntie, it's not that I said you. If you are idle, you can register for an elderly class, take a diploma or something, it is also a business. Don't be idle all day long and just think about it."

"I didn't think about it. I said you lied just now. Is it true?"

"Auntie, it's midnight. Does it make sense for us to discuss this matter? Okay, I'm sleepy and I have to go to bed."

After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she immediately turned around and planned to close the door.

The old lady stepped forward and grabbed her hand, "Wu Yingying, don't go."

"Auntie, what else do you want to do?"

"Wu Yingying, didn't you say that the plumbing at home is faulty and makes strange noises? I used to be a plumber when I was at work. I will show it to you. Don't look at my old age and the craftsmanship, so I can fix it for you. ."

Wu Yingying quickly refused, "Don't, auntie, my water pipe is really fine, I'm used to it. If you fix it and there is no sound at home, I will be awkward."

After Wu Yingying finished speaking, she turned her face quickly and winked at the little monster. The little monster immediately understood, ran to the bathroom, held Master Azan, pinched her neck tightly, and said in a low voice, "Tell you, stop talking. Say it again, I must kill you."

Master Azan was pinched by the little monster, so naturally he couldn't speak anymore, and he was succumbing.

Wu Yingying heard the bang stopped, knowing that the little monster must have controlled the Master Azan, and quickly changed her smile.

"Auntie, look, the weird noise is gone again? Let me just say, this weird noise is sometimes unoccupied. If you ignore it, it will naturally disappear. I am used to it. There is no need to fix it, yours. I appreciate the kindness."

"This--"

The old lady pricked up her ears and listened carefully. The strange noise was indeed gone.

"But there was clearly just now."

Where is the old lady willing to stand at the door babblingly, without the intention to leave.

Wu Yingying had to issue an order to evict the guests, "Auntie, it's late, I want to rest."

The old lady still did not move her nest, her muddy eyes stared at Wu Yingying without blinking, making Wu Yingying's heart hairy.

At this moment, a fleshy gadget fell from the door and was riding on Wu Yingying's shoulder.

After the old lady saw the meaty gadget, she was immediately cold all over her body.

It was a little baby with a long, pointed head that looked like a fox. The little baby squinted his slender eyes and looked at the old lady with a smile.

"Grandma, it's so late, why don't you sleep?"

The old lady was stunned, and it took a long time to come back to her senses, pointing to the little baby, stammering, "Are you--are you human or--"

Are you a human or a monster?

The old lady didn't even finish saying this, and she was so frightened that she was stunned.

Wu Yingying saw the old lady slumped on the ground, and she sighed, "Baby, you are so naughty, you ran out to be scary, look, the old lady was fainted by you, right?"

The little monster said coquettishly, "Mom, can you blame me for this? She is the one who chirps here forever. She asked for it."

"Anyway, it's not a good thing to scare people."

"What now?"

Wu Yingying was silent.

The little monster shuddered, slid off his mother's shoulder, ran to the old lady's side, grabbed the old lady and dragged it into the house.

Wu Yingying saw it and quickly stopped it.

"Baby, what are you going to do?"

"Drag her home and find a way to deal with it."

Wu Yingying stretched out her hand to probe the old lady's nose, frowning, "My baby, the old lady just fainted, she's not dead, no need to deal with it."

The little monster then retracted his hand angrily.

"Mom, what shall we do now?"

"Baby, let's go home first."

"Ah? What about this old lady? Just leave it here?"

"Whatever she does, when she wakes up, she will go home naturally, her house is next door to me."

"Okay. Listen to my mother."

Wu Yingying and her mother closed the door and entered the house, leaving only the old lady lying at the door, still in a coma.

Wu Yingying and the little monster entered the room and walked straight to the bathroom.

When Master Azan saw them approaching angrily, he drew back in shock.

"Ugly monster, your desire to survive is so strong, you actually used the method of hitting the water pipe with your head to attract the attention of the old lady. It seems that your head is very hard?"

Master Azan looked at Wu Yingying with a hideous face and shook his head desperately, meaning that my head was not hard. Because his mouth is blocked, he can only use this simplest and original method to express what he wants to say.

Wu Yingying smiled, "No! In my opinion, your head is very hard. Now, let me see how hard your head is." After finishing speaking, she grabbed Master Azan’s head and looked at the water pipe death. Hit it.

Mage Azan heard the harsh bang, and felt like his head had been hit hard by a huge boulder, then his eyes went dark and he didn't know anything.

The little monster saw Mage Azan fainted and couldn't help but tsk.

"Mom, you are too heavy."

"This **** always causes trouble. I should have given him some color, right?"

"Yes, mom is always right."

"Come on, baby, let's continue drinking."

The little monster slammed into Wu Yingying's arms, and the mother and son walked toward the living room affectionately.