Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2262: Invisible elevator

The ugly woman mumbled as she walked, "What's the matter? Is there really an elevator on this floor? But why can't I see the elevator?"

The doctor and nurse walked to the elevator door and pointed to the elevator way, "Sister, have you seen it? The elevator is here."

The ugly woman said angrily, "Where is there any elevator? Are you bluffing me?"

The nurse shuddered, "This is obviously an elevator."

The old man came over and took a look, and he was happy. What's the matter? The old man saw a talisman posted on the elevator door, and immediately understood that the reason why the ugly woman couldn't see the elevator was because of the talisman, so he couldn't help laughing secretly.

The ugly girl couldn't see the elevator, so naturally she didn't believe the nurse's words, "You bitch, you lied to me and told you to eat my iron fist." After speaking, she grabbed the nurse by the skirt and started to beat her.

Upon seeing this, the doctor raised the trash can next to the elevator and threw it over. The ugly girl thought it was a heavy object. In a hurry, he let go of the nurse, and stepped aside. Seeing the ugly woman let go, the doctor quickly pulled the nurse and escaped into the elevator. The two got into the elevator and just wanted to press the elevator to escape, but they heard the ugly woman shouting, "What's the matter? What about the dog and the dog? How can it disappear with the blink of an eye?"

The nurse was planning to press the elevator's hand, but suddenly stopped in the air and froze.

"Hey, dear, this ugly monster doesn't seem to see us anymore."

"No? We are clearly under her nose."

The doctor felt unbelievable. He stretched out his hand and swayed in front of the ugly woman. As expected, the ugly woman did not respond. She just cursed viciously, "Fortunately, this couple is not in my hometown. The men and women hung on the old locust tree at the head of the village to show the public, so that everyone could look at that **** woman’s collapse and the scar on her belly, and that **** man, one must be no more than two centimeters in length. Mean men, it is said that the shorter the length of the men, the more adulterous they are. Because they are not long enough, they are extremely inferior, and they want to find a new opposite **** to prove themselves. You know, the more they look, the more women scold him, because no woman likes that. Planting a guy who can only move his mouth in bed but not long enough."

Well, the ugly woman's scolding was just to vent her dissatisfaction. After all, the two big living people said nothing and disappeared. She felt like being tricked. The doctors and nurses were scolded with fever on their faces, but the old man hiding behind, almost didn't make a sound.

The nurse whispered, "Honey, seriously, is my body so ugly?"

The doctor shook his head, "No, at least I think you are beautiful."

The nurse hurriedly hugged the doctor, "Honey, you are so kind to me."

The doctor said, "Do you think I am not long enough?"

The nurse looked at the doctor and bowed his head and said, "Well, although the length is not good, I think it fits my size."

The doctor pushed the nurse away depressed, "It seems that you still dislike me."

The nurse posted it again, "Where is it? Didn't I just say it, I actually don't mind the length."

The doctor sighed depressed, "Enough, don't explain. In fact, my wife complained to me, saying that I am short and the time is short."

The nurse was surprised, "So you are not really looking for a woman outside to prove yourself, as the ugly monster said?"

The doctor shook his head, "I don't know, I just want to change my feelings. You know, after a man gets married, he always does it with one person, and he will feel nothing, just like holding his right hand with his left hand."

The nurse sighed, "Why are women like this? I don't feel anything about my husband anymore. Every time I spend time with him, it's just like having a relationship, completing tasks without passion at all."

The two men and women who were bored with marriage were sighing to themselves when they suddenly heard the ugly woman yelling.

"Hey, collapse! Scarred belly! And that idiot who is not long enough, I know you are all here, dare you to get out? What kind of heroes are shrunk there."

Such an offensive title, how can doctors and nurses bear it? Since the doctor is still a big man, men always hate others to talk about his length.

"This **** is too much."

After the doctor finished speaking, he planned to get out of the elevator and argue with the ugly girl, but was caught tightly by the nurse, "Hey, my dear, you must not go out. Once you go out, you will be caught by her."

At this time, the ugly woman shouted again, "Come out, scarred belly and two centimeters male, when are you two going to hide?"

"No! Leave me alone."

The doctor couldn't help it anymore, and pushed the nurse away and walked out of the elevator.

It turned out that the doctor was seen by the ugly woman as soon as she got out of the elevator. She grabbed the doctor by the neck, pinched it, and said viciously, "Fool, do you play hide and seek with me? Talk, don't pretend to be dead. If you dare to pretend to be dead Answer, I'll strangle you immediately."

The doctor was pinched and rolled his eyes, and had to answer with his tongue out, "We didn't hide at all. We stayed in the elevator all the time, but you couldn't see the elevator."

The ugly woman said angrily, "You are just talking nonsense. From my point of view, you don't want your life. I'm holding your neck now, I can kill you at any time. In this case, you still Dare to talk nonsense?"

The doctor said with difficulty, "Sister, what I'm telling you is the truth. We didn't hide it, but you can't see the elevator. It's your problem. We didn't do anything at all."

"Crap! Where is that bitch? Where is she now?"

"She's in the elevator."

"You are talking nonsense."

The doctor's words, how can the ugly woman believe it, because she can't see the elevator at all. The doctor had no choice but to ask the nurse for help, "My dear, save me, or I will be strangled to death by her."

The nurse shook her head vigorously, "No! I'm sorry. I dare not go out."

The doctor sighed, "Well, it's not his wife after all. At the critical moment, he will leave me alone."

The ugly girl sneered, "You two centimeter guy, are you hysteria? You actually speak into the air? Okay, don't worry, no one will come to save you. You are just playing with that bitch. , She has no true affection for you, and you are the same with her, she will not come to save you. You should die with peace of mind." After speaking, pinch again hard.

The doctor exhausted his last breath and shouted, "Honey, hurry up, I'm really going to die."

The call was short and sharp, and scared the nurse to tremble all over. She suddenly got the courage from where she suddenly jumped out of the elevator, knocked the ugly woman to the ground, and then dragged the doctor who was frightened with stiff hands and ran. Into the elevator.

The two had just entered the elevator, and the nurse immediately pressed the button on the first floor. The elevator buzzed, shook, and moved down slowly.

The doctor came back to his senses, hugged the nurse tightly, and wept with joy, "My dear, thank you very much for saving me."

The nurse looked at the descending elevator and frowned, "My dearest, when the elevator reaches the first floor, we will definitely be seen. How can we meet people when we dress like this now? We two will definitely be ruined?" After speaking, he quickly pushed the doctor away and stood aside.

The doctor sighed, "I can no longer think about those things anymore. After all, it is not easy to come back after taking a life. As for reputation, it is really not that important."