The lawyer lay calmly on the morgue, his face white like a piece of paper, anyone could tell at a glance that there was no blood on his face. The ugly woman walked to the corpse, leaned down, stared at the corpse’s face, looked left and right, then walked to the bed, and examined the corpse’s hair carefully. It turned out that his hair was clean and smooth, and there was nothing like dryness. Blood stains.

The old man looked at the ugly woman with a disappointed look, and sneered, "Big girl, how? I'm not wrong, did I? The lawyer has no blood on his face, so your reasoning is self-defeating. Is not a lawyer."

The ugly woman looked at the lawyer's body, her mouth squeezed hard, and then viciously said, "Now there are professionals who specialize in applying makeup to the body. How do you know that the lawyer's body has not been cleaned up by the makeup artist? If the lawyer's body is cleaned up by the makeup artist After that, the blood on his face and hair will naturally disappear."

The old man smiled, "Big girl, I have been working in the morgue for two years. I can tell at a glance whether a body has been treated by a makeup artist. The lawyer's body has not been treated at all."

The ugly woman said angrily, "Why do you say that?"

The old man smiled, "Any corpse that has been treated by a makeup artist, the makeup artist said that the process of tidying up the corpse is plastic surgery. The plastic surgery here is not the kind of plastic surgery in the beauty salon. When the deceased is tidying up the remains, the corpse must be cleansed first, that is, wash the face, after washing the face, apply foundation to the corpse, and then apply simple makeup, grease and powder, as for whether to draw eyebrows and eyes, heavy makeup or light makeup. It depends on the request of the relatives of the deceased. And this process, regardless of whether the corpse of the male or female, is the same. Let’s look at the corpse of the lawyer now, it is obvious that the lawyer’s forehead and bridge of nose are shiny, if the makeup artist paints him With makeup, there shouldn’t be any oil on his forehead and bridge of nose. And you see, there is still a trace of blood on the corner of the corpse’s mouth. If the makeup artist washes his face, it’s impossible to still have blood on the corner of his mouth."

The ugly girl sneered, "The lawyer’s forehead and bridge of nose are oily, probably because he has oily skin. Oily skin eats makeup more, and foundation is put on his face, so I can’t stand it. For example, I have oily skin and I painted makeup. After a while, all the grease on his face was all over. As for the blood on the corner of the lawyer’s mouth, it must be because of the negligence of the makeup artist. When he washed the lawyer’s face, he didn’t wash his face."

The girl angrily said, "Auntie, you can really mess around."

The old man smiled, "Big girl, since you have all questions about what I just said, now, I tell you that there is still a very important thing to organize the remains of the dead. At present, the lawyer's body has a sunken chest. Obviously, at first glance, I know that the body has not been sorted. In a situation like this, the makeup artist should put something like a brace on the chest of the deceased to prop up the chest of the deceased, so that the body of the deceased looks full , Instead of deflating a big chunk."

The ugly girl snorted and turned her face to one side.

The girl sneered, "Auntie, now, you finally have nothing to say, right?"

The ugly girl suddenly turned around, looked directly at the girl's beautiful eyes, and said viciously, "Through this analysis of the old immortality, I feel a little more confident."

The girl and the old man were all baffled by the ugly girl, and they couldn't help asking in unison, "Which is the point?"

The ugly woman said every word, "Sit down even more. The one who killed me is you, the vixen."

Puff——haha——

The girl and the old man looked at each other, then laughed together.

The ugly woman said angrily, "Hey, little vixen, old thing, what are you two laughing at?"

The girl said, "Auntie, we are laughing at you. Your reasoning is so funny."

The ugly girl sneered, "Asshole, am I wrong?"

Where did the old man hold back his laugh, and shook his head vigorously, "I personally think it's very problematic. Big girl, your height should be over 1.8 meters, and your niece should be less than 1.6 meters tall. The height difference between you two is two. Ten centimeters. With such an extreme height difference, it’s hard to imagine your niece holding an iron drill into your eyes. First of all, in terms of height, it’s difficult for her to reach you. If she can make it The effect of holding an iron drill into your eyes, then she must be standing on a high step, or standing on a low stool. In short, if she wants to reach you, she must have something on tiptoe. However, If she deliberately set up a small stool to pierce your eyes, I believe that her intentions have been discovered by you. In this case, will she still have the opportunity to pierce your eyes with an iron drill? You are not a fool, believe she dares In doing so, you would have kicked the stool and snatched the iron brace."

The girl smiled and said, "The analysis of the old man is very reasonable."

The ugly woman said angrily, "This can't pick you little vixen clean."

The old man smiled, "Big girl, don’t worry, listen to me and analyze it slowly. Just now I analyzed the height of you and your niece. The possibility of your niece killing you is obviously negative. Of course, this result is , You are not convinced. Since you are not convinced, then I have to analyze it for you again. This time, let’s not analyze it from the height, but from the strength. If your injury is just pierced by an iron drill I believe that this action can be easily done by anyone. Even a child who is a few years old can grab an iron brace and pierce an adult’s eye by surprise. But now, this iron The drill not only pierced your eye sockets, it also penetrated your entire brain and pierced out. It is impossible to achieve such an effect without a lot of strength. I don’t think that one A weak girl can grab an iron drill and pierce your head at once. She doesn’t have that much strength at all. It’s really easy to get into the eye socket, but the back of the human head is a hard skull. The cranium is very hard, because the responsibility of the cranium is to protect the head of our humanity-the brain. As everyone knows, craniotomy requires an electric drill, so I ask you, sister, how can a cranium that is strong enough to be opened with an electric drill Was it easily pierced by a young girl with an iron drill? Big sister, isn't your skull made of paper?"

The girl happily slapped her hands straight, "Master, your analysis is really wonderful."

The ugly girl gritted her teeth with anger, but could not find a word to refute the old man.

The old man smiled, "Big girl, just a little bit of my own humble opinion that made you laugh. Actually, I just want to prove to you that with the strength of a girl, it is impossible to pierce your head."