Of course, this funny joke, only the lawyer and the girl were laughing. As the object of ridicule, the ugly family of three glared at the beautiful young men and women, wishing to put them on the ground. . The old man was naturally unable to laugh, his face was black and his expression depressed. Only the little monster, with a gloomy face, stood on the iron bed, staring at these humans who were much larger than it in terms of age and size. I wonder what bad idea its little head is thinking about again.

The old man said dejectedly, "Are you two laughing like that?"

The girl laughed and said, "Old man, it's not that we want to laugh at you, but that your own explanation is wrong and contradictory. You may not know that when the PLA special forces select recruits, they have special requirements for height, and The requirement is not to exceed 1.8 meters, and the best height is between 1.5 meters and 1.8 meters. Special forces often have tasks such as lurking and ambushing. If the body is too high, it is easy to expose the target, and the general body is in 1.7 or so tend to be relatively easy to conceal. In addition, when skydiving, because the taller tends to have heavier weight, the impact generated when landing is also greater, so it is easy to cause injuries. There is also execution In small vehicle assault missions, tall people will take up more space. This is like an ordinary People’s Liberation Army war fighter assault vehicle, which can usually take about 5 people. As a result, your height can only be reduced because you are too tall and heavy. It’s too cost-effective to be alone. So, according to your reasoning, old man, such a tall murderer can never be a special soldier."

The old man snorted dissatisfiedly, "Even if the murderer is not a special soldier, he must be a very strong person, otherwise he would not be able to kill three such strong people at once."

At this time, the little monster who hadn't spoken for a long time coughed and coughed, "Bad old man, I've analyzed it with you a long time ago, there is no serial killer at all, that killer was your imagination."

The old man smiled bitterly, "Well, okay, I guess, I made up, then you explain now, how did their family of three die?"

The little monster babbled for a long time without telling why. The old man was even more proud. "My kid, I admit that your analysis is very reasonable. There is no soil for serial killers in China. Because our country does not raise lazy people, everyone must work hard. And foreign countries are sparsely populated. You can hide in a sparsely populated place for a lifetime. Unlike our country, which is densely populated, kills people, and has nowhere to hide. So foreign serial killers can receive government relief money while killing people with peace of mind. Moreover, foreign laws are relatively loose, and many countries have abolished the death penalty. And our country still has the death penalty. I personally think that those cruel criminals must be sentenced to the death penalty, and the death penalty must not be abolished." At this point, the old man said After a turn, he coughed twice, "However, if their family of three were not killed by a serial killer, how did they die?"

The ugly girl snorted coldly, "I have already analyzed the cause of the death of our family of three." Then she turned to her husband and sobbed, "Husband, he is the one who killed our family of three." After speaking, she stretched out. He took out his right hand and pointed his index finger at the lawyer.

The lawyer was listening to the old man analyzing the case, and seeing the ugly woman suddenly pointing at him, he was shocked, "Damn, I said auntie, please don't mean it. With my small physique, standing in front of you three, tall Half a head shorter than the three of you, and the weight is estimated to be half of your weight and a little more. I stand with you three, no matter how you look at it, they are not at the same level. How could I kill all three of you? Just you With this physique, I guess it will be difficult to kill one, let alone kill three at once, it is simply too unreasonable."

The girl nodded, "Yes, auntie, don't slander the lawyer anymore. It's impossible for him to kill the three of you, because from the appearance, it is too far apart. Your family of three are all heavyweights."

The ugly woman said angrily, "Niece, shut up. The reason why the lawyer dared to hit the rat gall and kill our family of three was all because of your temptation. He took your instructions and started killing. of."

The girl laughed, "Auntie, your nonsense has committed again. I was already dead at the time. I was strangled to death by my cousin. After your family of three killed me, you personally locked me in the trunk. Yes. Have you forgotten all?"

The ugly girl's eyes became confused and depressed and said, "Of course I didn't forget, because I was the one who locked the trunk."

"That's it, I was dead at the time, and you were locked in the trunk. How could I crawl out of the locked trunk and order the lawyer to kill?"

The ugly woman stunned, "You little fox is so tricky, who knows what kind of magic you used to confuse the lawyer, make the lawyer go crazy, and kill our family of three."

The girl smiled and said, "Auntie, even if I really understand black magic, I was already dead at the time. How can I confuse the lawyer?"

The ugly girl was choked and wanted to quibble, the ugly girl's son spoke up.

"Mom, the cousin was dead at the time. She couldn't get out of the trunk by herself."

The ugly woman was still not convinced, "If your cousin was locked in the trunk and couldn't get out, then the case of our family of three murdered is even more illustrative."

Everyone was surprised, "What does it mean?"

The ugly woman looked at the lawyer and said every word, "Furthermore, the murderer who killed our family of three was the lawyer. Because the lawyer has always had a crush on your cousin. After meeting us on the bridge, he found out that your cousin was not there and immediately scrambled with us. Get up, during the fight, he grabbed an iron drill and plunged it into my eyes and killed me. Then he grabbed a stone and killed my son. Finally, he raised my husband and He threw it into the river."

The lawyer said angrily, "Stop! Stop it! Stop the bullshit. I admit that I am well-educated, but you are so bullshit, too outrageous. Auntie, I don't think you were just saying that all of your three were killed. The process is like talking about a plot in a blockbuster film in the United States. A person who can grab an iron drill to pierce your head, then pick up a rock to kill your son, and then lift up your husband and throw it into the river. That is at least A Schwarzenegger-level skill will do. As far as your husband’s body is, it’s more than two hundred and fifty catties. According to my estimation, only a weightlifter can lift him. Auntie, you think I can do it all. , It's really flattering me."