Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2725: Personal fetish

Moyue smiled, "The next plot will be very interesting. When the guard heard Tom's name, he immediately trembled with fear, and immediately opened the door in fright and planned to let Meow in."

Luffy laughed, "Damn, with just this IQ, would you dare to go to the Pentagon to be a guard? I said that this Pentagon is such an important place, so please invite such a fool to be a guard? In that case, what kind of tramp, stupid stupid You can be a guard now."

Mo Yue coughed and coughed, "Shhhhhhhhhhhh-don't get excited. Let me finish the story first. As for this guard, his brain is a bit weak."

Luffy smiled, "This is not a trivial thing. A cat can fool him. Can you say that the brain is filled with human brains?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "That's not the designation, I understand what you want to say is that the guard's head is filled with the brains of some low-level creature."

Luffy nodded, "Yes, otherwise, why would he not even tell the lies of a cat?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It is undeniable that this guard's IQ is indeed very low, but it can't stand it. There are other guards beside this guard. Just when this guard opened the door and planned to put Meow in, the rest A guard surrounded him, sternly, what are you doing? What's the matter with this cat? The stupid guard quickly explained that the cat is okay. It has an appointment with Tom, so let it in. Those guards Much more sophisticated, they gathered around Meow Meow and looked up and down, and found that it looked panicked, and immediately became suspicious."

Luffy couldn't help but laugh, "I said Moyue, so don't make me laugh. It's just a cat. Can you still see the panic? I said that you made up this story, and there is no one."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, you say that, it only means that you have never carefully observed small animals like cats."

Luffy smiled and said, "You're just bullshit. Our family has raised cats before. How do the cats react? Can I still not know? The tabby cat in our family has been raised for three years. Later, my mother thought The cat was too greedy. Every time she was cooking, the cat squatted on the window sill in the kitchen, staring at the meat in the pot. My mother found it annoying, so she gave it to a suburban home. Auntie."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "That's done. The happy life of that cat was ruined by you."

Lu Fei shook his head, "That's wrong. That aunt lives in a bungalow. After the cat went to her house, she lay on the roof and soaked in the sun when she saw the sky. She was beautiful. According to the aunt, there was still money behind her house. There was a river. After the cat went to her house, he ran to the river to fish for fish if he had nothing to do. From time to time, he could catch mice and try new things. Life was many times more comfortable than in my house. Forget it, first Don't talk about my cat. It is estimated that the cat is long gone. How many years have passed. Let's talk about Meow Meow first. What will happen next?"

Mo Yue smiled, "So what I said, even if you have a cat in your family for three years, you may not understand the cat's expression."

Luffy said in surprise, "I said you, it's really ridiculous. Animals are low-level creatures. They generally have no expressions. How can you still see expressions?"

Moyue smiled and said, "You are wrong again. Animals naturally have expressions. And the expressions of animals are not inferior to that of humans. If you really don't know the expressions of animals, then you can judge them at the moment by their physical reactions. Emotions, the so-called body reactions express emotions, which is what we usually call body language."

Luffy tweeted, "Moyue, I always thought you were just an ignorant demon king. I didn't expect you to know body language?"

Moyue laughed loudly, "Of course I know, in fact I know everything. Take Meow Meow for example. At that time, a group of Pentagon guards stared at it. It immediately felt guilty and began to tremble unconsciously. Shaking, the guards were suspicious."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "I see, what you just said was body language, is Meow trembling?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes. At that time, a group of guards with guns and live ammunition surrounded Meow Meow, and pointed their guns at Meow Meow’s small head. Meow Meow looked at the muzzles of the black holes and scared her eyes to open wide. I had to pray in a low voice meow. The dumb guard saw meow meow and was scared, so he quickly stood up and spoke for him. Hey, this cat was asked by Tom. If you offend him, you will be in great trouble. Meow quickly said, yes, Tom’s order, do you dare to disobey it? Are you tired of living? If you know it, let me in quickly. Don't waste time. At this time, Meow is definitely going to be on the momentum Suppress the opponent, at least you can't lose in the aura. So, Miao Miao pretended to ignore those black hole muzzles, and put her small **** high. Deliberately put on a posture of carelessness. Now, Several guards were dumbfounded and a little at a loss. They looked at each other and didn't know what to do."

Lu Fei smiled, "I said Moyue, what kind of broken story are you talking about? It's just a cat. Ordinarily, the guards are all brawny guys, and they will be frightened by a cat. Besides, did that Tom have an appointment with Miao Miao? Just make a phone call and ask, isn’t it all clear? Oh, by the way, the guards of the Pentagon all use walkie-talkies. Turn on the walkie-talkie, the guard is not looking for someone. The mouth is just below the nose. Just ask it, and everything will be clear. Would you still be scared by a cat like this?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "But that's the problem. This Tom has a personal hobby."

Luffy frowned, "What kind of personal fetish?"

Mo Yue continued to laugh wretchedly, "Tom likes to receive female agents in the office, especially the beautiful female agents. Every time a female agent enters his office, it is absolutely impossible to get out in less than half an hour. Before entering his office, the female agents were all neatly dressed, and their hair was not combed at all. But when they came out, they were all messy clothes and disheveled hair. It was as if they had just experienced a fierce fight."

Luffy laughed, "Magic Yue, you can really laugh, you can just say that Tom and the female agents are acting in the office ***** and it will be over? It takes so much effort to describe Is there a difference in appearance between before and after they enter the office? You are too exaggerated to do this?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "So, because you don't understand, plus you are a minor, so I have to explain it to you in a roundabout way."