Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2732: Being handsome is also a talent

Luffy sighed, "This fat guard is really pitiful, right?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Isn't this the way for the poor among you humans? When you are young, you work hard, and when you are old, you will get sick. Just the money for medical treatment can eat up people's years of savings. The stupid guard has the money to send his old mother to a nursing home. That's good. How many elderly people can't even live in a nursing home when they get old, because the beds in nursing homes also cost money and are not free."

Lu Fei sneered, "What's so good about nursing homes? You have to spend money, you don't have to stop. I remember an earlier report called the screams of nursing homes."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Oh, the report you are talking about should be about the abuse of old people in nursing homes, right?"

Luffy nodded, "Yes. So I don't have a good impression of the other side of the nursing home."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "What you are talking about is only a small probability event. In fact, most elderly people are treated well in nursing homes. Of course, the premise is that these elderly people have paid enough money. Due to economic reasons, most of the Orientals are Retire in your own home. In fact, in the West, it’s common for people to live in nursing homes after they get old."

Lu Fei smiled, "That's because most Westerners live without housing and live all their lives in renting. Therefore, it is only natural for them to live in nursing homes when they are old. Beds in nursing homes are at least much cheaper than renting a house. . And we Orientals, with a natural love of life and a strong sense of living, we have already bought a house, so we can stay in our own house for the elderly carefree. We don’t have to go to a nursing home, stay in that kind of place, and watch our death today. One, one will die tomorrow, and the whole person's mood has gone bad, how can you still care for the elderly happily?"

Mo Yue sneered, "Maybe what you said makes sense. Okay, I'll go on to say it. Seeing the stupid guard crying with tears, the handsome guard felt very impatient and reprimanded, hello, it's working time. Don’t take out the messy things in your house again. The stupid guard cried, dare to be incomparable to you, you are handsome, and there is always a rich woman who looks like you are never worried about money, but you can Are you handsome for a lifetime? You will always get old. When you get old, those rich women will no longer like you. They will take money to find other small meats. This truth is that when you become old When the bacon, you completely understand. The handsome guard said angrily, ah, I am still a small piece of meat now, you are less alarmist. Those women are willing to circle me, are you jealous? The dumb guard cried, Time is very fast, like a white horse passing by, flying by without turning back, you will grow old sooner or later, you can't live by a woman all the time. The handsome guard sneered, you idiot, you are just jealous that I am handsomer than you, and you deliberately said this This kind of words to scare me, I know everything. The stupid guard shook his head, I kindly persuade you, if you want to live a good life, you have to rely on your own efforts. The handsome guard laughs, if hard work is useful? What genius does? Let me tell you the truth, hard work is useless, as long as the genius is the king. The dumb guard is dumbfounded, and the genius is the king. But can you be considered a genius? I remember you telling me that you are because of poor grades. I had no choice but to come here as a security guard because I didn’t get into college. In fact, I am the same. I don’t have the talent to learn. I always get blind in the exams. I have no choice but to become a security guard. I think people like you and me can’t even count. genius."

Luffy couldn't help but interject, "Yes, the stupid guard is right. His studies are so bad that he can't even pass the college entrance examination. He claims to be a genius, don't you feel blushing?"

Mo Yue smiled, "However, the handsome guard doesn't think so. The handsome guard laughs, you are a fool, there are many kinds of human talents, don't you realize that beauty is also a kind of talent?"

Lu Fei was startled, nodding thoughtfully.

Mo Yue smiled, "Brother Luffy, to tell you the truth, being handsome is also a talent in this age of relying on appearance to eat, so in a sense, I am also a genius. The stupid guard was caught by him. I was stunned by the words, but I had to be impressed. The handsome guard saw that the stupid guard stopped talking and was proud again, stupid. It seems that we have a good relationship. I will tell you one thing. The stupid guard was surprised, what happened. The handsome guard smiled. My girlfriend thinks it is too dangerous for me to stand guard at the Pentagon. She plans to hire me as her personal consultant. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is a personal bodyguard. The stupid guard was so shocked that he could not close his mouth. Huh? Is that the net celebrity singer Vivian? I heard that her personal worth has already exceeded one billion. The handsome guard is proud and authentic, yeah, so she urgently needs a handsome male bodyguard now, because she every time As soon as she participates in public events, even if she is shopping and walking on the road, she will be harassed by some rogues. She needs someone to protect her. And I became her best candidate. The stupid police tut, oh my god, you grew up The guard became the bodyguard of the Internet celebrity star. Has his salary doubled? The handsome guard is proud and authentic, of course. She promised that my salary will be at least ten times more than the current salary. The dumb guard exclaimed. , Oh my god, more than ten times, if anyone is willing to give me more than ten times the salary and ask me to kill, I am willing. Hurry up, let us two brothers, please help me to tell Vivian, can you let me also Go with you. The handsome guard smiled and said, what you say, forget it. You are too ugly. Vivian only likes handsome men, such as me. The stupid guard has his eyes glowing with envy, I said brother, When will you go to her to take up the post? The handsome guard smiled. Soon, she hoped that I would go to work tomorrow. Because she could not wait to get along with me day and night. At this moment, the stupid guard seemed to remember something suddenly and frowned. Dao, I said, brother, doesn’t Vivienne have a husband? The handsome guard is indifferent and authentic. What's wrong with a husband? They don’t live together because Vivienne doesn’t like living with him. She said her husband There was always a strange smell on her body, she couldn't bear it. The stupid guard was shocked, if she didn't like it, why should we get married? The handsome guard smiled, you are such a stupid brain, you are so old, you are in your twenties No, don’t you understand what marriage is about? Marriage is a kind of cooperative relationship. When Vivian just debuted, her husband was her agent, and her husband made her popular. Currently, Vivian is now popular Through the entire network, she no longer needs her husband's support. The reason why she didn't get a divorce was based on her original love. In fact, as long as Vivian wants to get a divorce, she can leave at any time."

Handsome is also a talent