Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2737: Send mail in the womb

"Hello! Hello? I said Demon Yue, but you are talking? Talking, don't pretend to be dead."

However, Luffy yelled anxiously, only to get a series of grunts.

"Hey, you bastard, what do you snore? As soon as I break through you, you snore. What do you mean? I tell you, you are not allowed to sleep. If you sleep, I will have to self-harm again."

After Luffy finished speaking, he really stretched out his hand to pinch his neck. At first, the snore was still there, but when Luffy pinched himself and rolled his eyes, the snore stopped abruptly and was replaced by a loud yawn.

"Luffy, what kind of plane are you doing? Isn't your neck your own? Just pinch at every turn, don't you feel uncomfortable?"

"Of course I feel uncomfortable, but if I don't pinch my neck, you won't talk to me and pretend to sleep."

Moyue yawned lazily again, and smiled, "Ah, you have such a small heart, you actually thought of threatening me with a stupid way of choking my neck. Okay, let me be afraid. Actually, I told you just now. In this humid and sultry weather, I don’t want to do anything except sleep."

Luffy smiled and said, "You can sleep, but you are not allowed to snore when you sleep. Also, you must finish telling all your stories before you go to bed."

Mo Yue smiled, “It’s really difficult to sleep without snoring. I have always liked snoring. If I fall asleep without snoring, I feel like I’m not asleep.”

Luffy frowned, "Actually, you seem to have promised Victorika about your sleeping and snoring, and promised her not to disturb my daily life."

Mo Yue happily said, "Huh huh? That little little loli? I remember she seems to be your master."

Luffy flushed with shame, "Enough, don't mention the mess."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, I actually know you very well. As Victorica's slave, you are so respectful in front of her. You are really wronged."

Lu Fei said angrily, "Have you finished? Have you said it all, don't mention those messy things, you still say? I don't want face?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "There is no way, a penny stumps the hero, Luffy, you have to sell yourself as a slave." After speaking, he made an exaggerated laugh.

When Luffy heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to hit the wall, "Magic Yue, you can shut up."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Well, classmate Luffy, since I promised that weird little girl not to disturb your normal life, well, I will try not to snore when I sleep in the future."

This time, after the Demon Yue finished speaking, there was a long silence.

Lu Fei waited for a long time, no one spoke, and he was anxious, and shouted again, "Moyue, you bastard, what is going on in my body? Why don't you stop talking?"

Mo Yue yawned again and lazily said, "I said Luffy, I didn't tell you, I want to sleep. You think I snored and noisy you, now I don’t bother you. When you sleep, don’t fight. Snoring, did I do something wrong again?"

Luffy sighed, "Devil Yue, who allowed you to sleep?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Well, I'm really sleepy, shouldn't I take a break?"

Lu Fei sneered, "What's the rest? Didn't we just say it, you must finish telling all the stories before you can sleep."

Mo Yue smiled, "After all the stories are told, are you talking in a dream? All the stories are finished, doesn't it take a lot of time? With so much time, I might as well go to sleep."

Luffy was afraid that he would fall asleep again, and hurriedly shouted, "Hey, wait a minute, don't sleep."

Mo Yue yawned, "Why don't you sleep?"

Luffy smiled, "Of course it's telling a story. Fill in all the holes you should fill."

Mo Yue laughed, "Telling a story also requires a mood. I remember telling you before, don’t interrupt the storyteller casually, let alone question the authenticity of the story, otherwise, you will keep interrupting and questioning the storyteller. People will not be in the mood to speak anymore. For example, my current situation is like this, my mood is completely destroyed by you. I can't continue speaking."

Lu Fei sneered, "Huh? That is to say, I have to tolerate the loopholes in your story that are bigger than the washbasin. Will I keep listening to you to finish the story?"

Mo Yue smiled, "It can be said, that's it."

Luffy smiled and said, "Damn, I am not a masochist? I have to **** my ears and listen to your leaky story. The Malaysia Airlines incident you mentioned just now obviously has nothing to do with Meow. Because when the Malaysia Airlines incident happened , Miao Miao hasn't been born yet. Don't you think Miao Miao learned to surf the Internet in her mother's womb, and those conspiracy emails were sent by Miao Miao from her womb?"

Moyue laughed loudly, "Huh huh? This brain is ok, I give full marks. Tsk tsk, I didn’t expect it, in fact, Miao Miao is an email sent from the womb. This little conspirator, on the surface, looks like a The lively and cute little meatball is actually a heinous little villain. Before it was born, it had already begun its demon actions, posing a threat to the survival of mankind. This kind of little villain must not be tolerated."

Lu Fei said angrily, "Ah, bah! You bullshit. I really convinced you. I just said casually, you really treat it as a story, and continue to write it down. Your brain is not a screenwriter, really Pity."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy Children's Shoes, trust me. Meow Meow is a sinister and cunning little devil. Many terrorist incidents are planned by him. You just don't believe me."

Lu Fei smiled, "Anyway, no matter what you say, the Ma Hang incident has nothing to do with Meow."

Moyue sneered, "Oh, why did you make a mistake? Didn't we analyze it just now? Miao Miao was an email sent from her mother's womb and planned the entire conspiracy."

Luffy laughed, "In the womb? That's even more impossible. Because cats are pregnant differently from humans, cats have three dogs and four dogs, and cats have three months of pregnancy, and Meow’s birth date is 2015. On June 1, it can be calculated that the time when Miaomiao’s mother became pregnant was around March 1, 2015, and around March 1, 2015, the Malaysia Airlines incident occurred long ago because the Malaysia Airlines incident was in 2014 It happened in 2015. So, Miao Miao is not even possible to send emails in the mother’s womb, because in 2014, Miao Miao did not exist in the world, even in the form of fertilized eggs."

This time, Moyue finally had nothing to say, so he had to sigh, "Well, you won this time. I admit that there are loopholes in the story and the Malaysia Airlines incident has nothing to do with Meow."