Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2770: final decision

Mo Yue smiled, "But, the aunts are all old gangs, will they be attracted by a small shop on the street that seems to be selling fake and shoddy services?"

Luffy smiled and said, "Of course it will. Because although the small shop is just opened, but the decoration is still like that. There are huge billboards on the store door. I believe the auntie was written on the billboard. What kind of opening bargain, all services are attracted by a 40% discount. In addition, the little girl promises that the aunt is the first VIP to enter the store to receive the service, and a gold card is given. No matter what the aunt does in the future, she will You can get a 20% discount. Auntie was tempted."

Mo Yue smiled, "To put it bluntly, I still love to take advantage of small gains. As the saying goes, taking small gains will make a big loss. But this time I lost a lot of money, and I actually lost my life."

Luffy smiled, "Aunts’ love of beauty is obviously understandable, because everyone has a love of beauty. But the aunts have suffered a lot in their lives, and they have worked hard for half of their lives, and they have saved a lot. Naturally, they are reluctant to spend their savings. So when they spend money, they must be extra careful. When they go shopping, they only focus on special offers and get used to them. Thinking that the discounted items are all great bargains. Not picking them up makes them feel uncomfortable. . Unexpectedly, this time I’m cheap, I’ve lost my life and I’ve lost my life. In fact, as long as you don’t want to be cheap and choose to go to a regular plastic surgery hospital, you can basically guarantee it. However, As far as the current domestic plastic surgery technology is concerned, even if it is a formal plastic surgery hospital, it is inevitable that accidents will occur, leading to medical disputes and court cases. A casual search of such examples on the Internet is a lot."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Okay. There is something about the death of drug allergy. We have already told this classic case very clearly. Now let's go on to tell the story. The stupid guard's words caused the captain's laugh. I say you stupid. If you are allergic to drugs, it is not a joke. Once people are allergic to drugs, and if they are serious, they will die immediately. Drug allergies are not jokes. You only need to drink a few mouthfuls of mung bean soup. But it can’t be alleviated. The stupid guard knows that he is wrong and stammers in a straightforward way. Well, the captain is justified, but at present, his condition is certainly not a drug allergy. What the stupid guard refers to is naturally the handsome guard. Handsome. The guard just wanted to refute, he was pulled by the captain and sighed in a low voice. At present, his condition is indeed not a drug allergy. But there are toxins on the bugs. If the bug stings him, the toxins on the bugs will pass through him. The wound on his body entered his body. The stupid guard frowned, I said Captain, you talked a lot like a tongue twister, in fact, the toxin on the bug is nothing to us humans, at most It’s the bitten area, and the skin is red, swollen and itchy for a few days. The captain shook his head, and you are wrong again. No matter how small the bug is, the toxin on the body is minimal, but once it stings on someone who is very sensitive to toxins, it will still be fatal For example, there have been cases of death caused by hornet stinging people. Although the probability is not very high, they still exist. After the captain finished speaking, he looked at the handsome guard meaningfully. The handsome guard laughed smugly, huh? My dear brother, now, can you hear me clearly? The bug stung people, but it really kills. The captain nodded, yes, especially if the stung person is allergic. The handsome guard smiled. , I have a serious allergic physique. Captain, if you really plan to use a lottery method to determine the final candidate, it would be more embarrassing if the person drawn is me. The captain nodded thoughtfully. This Next, the stupid guard couldn't calm down anymore. He looked at the captain, and then at the handsome guard proudly. He opened his throat and shouted, ah? What do you mean? The captain coughed twice, pointed at the handsome guard, and laughed, since He has an allergic physique, so I have to feel wronged. Although he had already expected the result, but at this time, hearing the captain's announcement, the dumb guard still felt extremely wronged and humiliated. Where did he give up, he shouted with anger. Dao, no, I’m not convinced. The captain smiled and said, I’m so sorry. I also know that as a captain, you should treat your subordinates equally and should not specialize any subordinate. But now, given his allergic physique, I I had to abandon him and choose you. The dumb guard looked at the captain’s round bull eyes, and backed away in fright. He shook his hands vigorously. No, no. He is allergic, so I was affected by this before. The worm has been stung many times, and I still have a psychological shadow on this kind of worm. What do you say? The handsome guard smiled, your psychological shadow has nothing to say, and the psychological shadow is not dead. My allergic physique, If you are stung by a bug, you will die. So your psychological shadow is nothing compared to me. The captain laughed, yes, What he said was so right. At present, nothing is more important than human life. It's just a little psychological shadow. I believe that as long as you overcome it a little bit, you will be fine. Come on, just so suddenly, it hurts, and it's over. The captain finished speaking, raised the bug in his hand, and walked quickly to the dumb guard. The stupid guard instinctively hid back, screamed, don't come over, in fact, there is something I forgot to say. The handsome guard is gloating and gloating, my dear brother, you seem to be careless, so what happened? What about the ink? Isn’t it just being stung by a bug? As for such strenuousness, I am mainly allergic. Otherwise, I would never give in. The bug would have stung me a long time ago. The stupid guard snorted coldly. It sounds so nice. You said that on purpose because the captain finally decided to choose me as the hapless bug stinger? The handsome guard shook his head, of course not. I have already made it very clear. As long as I am a man, I shouldn't push back and forth. If I am not allergic, I will never give you this opportunity to express myself. The stupid guard laughed and sang high-profile. I have seen many of them, but I have never seen you who sing high-profile while derogating others. The handsome guard smiled, I didn't mean to demean you, I just explained the situation realistically. The captain said angrily, that's enough, you two should stop arguing. Then the captain pointed at the stupid guard and shouted, you'd better stand still for me. I just let the bug sting, as long as your wound swells up. In this case, if those big people ask, I too Use your wound as a cover. "