Lu Fei smiled, "I said Moyue, your description is too exaggerated? It's just lips, how could it be swollen like sausages?"

Moyue smiled and said, "I'm just telling stories based on facts, you just listen carefully."

Luffy smiled, "Hey, here again, it's the same old story. Listen to the story with your heart, don't have too many questions, otherwise it will affect the mood of the storyteller."

Mo Yue smiled, "It’s fine if you know. So now please shut up, put your ears up, and listen to me slowly. I just said that the stupid guard was knocked out, and the captain touched his lips, feeling strange. I immediately grabbed the handsome guard and asked, hello, tell me the truth, what's wrong with my mouth? The handsome guard stammered, it's nothing, it's just getting bigger, it's okay. The captain reached out again and touched his lower lip , It was still painful. How could he believe the nonsense that the guard said that it was okay, so he reached out to the guard and took it. The guard was dumbfounded and scared to take three steps back. Captain, what do you want? The captain said sternly, the mirror. The handsome guard was taken aback and shook his head immediately. Captain, things like mirrors are prohibited items for work. Where would I take them with me? The captain sneered, stop pretending, I've been young, and I'm young At that time, I was also a handsome guy. There was always a large group of girls chasing behind his ass. I know that all handsome guys have the same problem, that is, they will definitely look in the mirror every ten minutes, so every handsome guy is accompanied by a small mirror. Be prepared to watch his handsome face. The handsome guard was speechless by the captain. He did carry a small mirror with him. As long as there was no one around, he would immediately take out the mirror and tidy up his hair. He hadn’t paid special attention to whether the frequency of looking in the mirror was once every ten minutes. However, the unit had long ago stipulated that unnecessary items such as mirrors were not allowed to be carried at work. If he took the mirror out now , Which is equivalent to admitting that he carried prohibited items during working hours. So the handsome guard shook his head vigorously, Captain, you asked me for a mirror, didn’t you plan to look in the mirror? But my mirror was locked in the locker. If you were I want to look in the mirror, I'll go back to the lounge and bring it to you. The captain shook his head, no! No need to go back. Seeing the captain Yuan with a pair of bullseye open and carefully looking at himself, the handsome guard panicked, and unconsciously stepped back and talked about it. The words are even more stammering. Well, the captain, in fact, the lounge is very close to us. Even if I run back and forth, it only takes five minutes. Why don't you wait for me for five minutes here, and I will come back soon. Yes. After finishing talking, he turned to run, but he felt his arm was being grabbed by someone. Even without turning his head, the guard knew that the person holding him was the captain, and he couldn't run away when he was caught, so the guard had to turn around. Come, face the captain, smile awkwardly, captain, what's wrong with you? Don't you want to look in the mirror? I'll take the mirror for you. The captain shook his head, no, don’t go back to the lounge, I know the mirror is on you The handsome guard froze, and then laughed awkwardly, Captain, carrying a mirror to work is against the regulations, what are you kidding? Where can I bring a mirror to work? The captain sneered, handsome guy will never Leaving his mirror. Because the handsome guy needs to tidy up his handsome face. Come on, give me the mirror. The handsome guard still shook his head, no, Captain, you are mistaken, I really didn’t bring a mirror. Captain Laughing, it seems that I was the only one who found the cute little mirror myself. If I guess correctly, the mirror is usually in this pocket. After speaking, he immediately put his hand into the right breast pocket of the handsome guard's shirt. The captain's hand slid into the handsome guard's pocket like a flexible fish. The handsome guard had no time to escape, so he found the mirror and took it out. . The captain held the mirror and laughed triumphantly. How about? Just you, do you still want to lie to me? Didn't I tell you just now, I was young too, so I know that handsome guys' mirrors are usually hidden in the right pocket of his shirt. The handsome guard flushed with embarrassment and whispered, Captain, I actually didn't let you look in the mirror, but it was for your own good. The captain stunned, for my good? What do you mean? The handsome guard frowned. You definitely don't want to see what you are now. The captain frowned. What happened to me now? The handsome guard stopped talking, and finally pointed to the small mirror in the captain's hand and sighed. You'll know by taking a picture. The captain then raised the mirror, took a photo, and immediately opened his throat and cursed, what a bastard, I hit Lao Tzu's face like a pig's head and his mouth like two sausages. You bastard, I'm never finished with you. The angry captain was so angry that he slammed the mirror to the ground. Where could the little mirror be able to withstand such a violent fall, he snapped and fell to pieces. The handsome guard saw that the small mirror fell to pieces and stomped his feet distressedly. I said, Captain, you are crazy, he hit you, why are you angry with my mirror? The captain said angrily, just a broken mirror? Do you feel bad about wool? Look at my face, I was beaten up by this bastard. The handsome guard feels distressed, Captain, the wound on your face can be reduced by just applying a little medicine, but my little mirror is a birthday gift from Vivian, and this little mirror cost her more than one thousand dollars. The brand goods you bought were just reimbursed by you for a snap. The captain grabbed the handsome guard by the collar, slapped him in the face, and said sharply, you bastard, what do you mean? Are you trying to say that Lao Tzu's face is not as valuable as your little thousand-dollar mirror? The handsome guard saw the captain staring at a pair of bull's eyes, worried about being beaten again, so he covered his face, flashed aside, and whispered, Captain, I didn't mean that, because Vivian gave me the mirror. Now that it fell like this, I was worried that Vivian was angry. The captain said angrily, Bah! What you mean is that my face is beaten like this, it doesn't matter to you at all, what do you feel when you are just worried about your rich wife and girlfriend? I now ask you, who is important to me and your rich wife and girlfriend? When the handsome guard heard the captain ask such a funny question, he scolded his mother, isn't this bullshit? You are just my boss, how can you compare with my girlfriend? But the truth, how dare he say it? I had to deal with it on my lips, oh my captain, where in this world is there someone more important than the captain? In my mind, the most important person is the captain. The captain laughed triumphantly after hearing it, and it sounded almost the same. "