Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2806: Inflatable doll

Demon Yue frowned, "Luffy, you can really ink, and after talking for a long time, you still haven't said what is in the box."

Luffy smiled and said, "What are you anxious about? There are so many plots in the middle. Don't you like to listen to stories while listening to the plot?"

Mo Yue sighed, "Of course I don't want to. I skipped the plot to listen to the story, and I don't want to understand it. Okay, you'd better just go on with it. I'm less appetite."

Lu Fei smiled, "Everyone heard what the man said, and they talked a lot. The promoter stepped forward and persuaded me, brother, since it’s not something to eat, it doesn’t matter. Everyone is a gentleman, so what’s the shameful thing worth it? Are you hiding like this? The strong man sneered, yeah, we are all people who have bathed with bare butts, what privacy is there? That person held back for a long time before saying a word, all of you They are rough people, really can’t reason with you. The brawny laughed loudly, well, we are all rough people, then you can just show your baby out for everyone to see, what is your delicate person hiding Rare thing. The words have already said it. The man knew he couldn't hide, so he sighed, took out the small box, slapped it, put it on the ground, and said with a wry smile, this is my baby, You see, don’t laugh at me. The brawny laughed, and laughed, it’s all elders, nothing ridiculous. After speaking, he bent down and picked up the small box, feeling that the box was very light and held it in his hand. Almost weightless, suspiciously, this is not an empty box, right? That person shook his head, naturally it is not an empty box. The strong man frowned, what is that? It's so light, there is no weight at all? That person lowered his head. Sigh, and said nothing. Everyone was anxious, and urged, stop asking, now that the box is in your hand, just open it and see, don’t you understand everything? The strong man nodded and said so. Open it and take a look. , I found that the box was full of stuff. What was it stuffed? It was a flesh-colored thing that looked like a plastic bag. Of course, the material of that thing was much thicker than ordinary plastic bags. Stunned, what is this? Just about to reach out and take the thing out of the box, the man suddenly became nervous, jumped up, and planned to take the small box away. The strong man was prepared, waved his arm and shouted , Let's go. The elbow hit the bridge of the man's nose, the man immediately covered his nose, screamed, and fell to the ground. At the same time, the strong man reached out and grabbed the flesh-colored plastic bag in the box, fiercely. Pulling the ground out, the thing was pulled out of the box. It was still a big one. The burly man frowned and opened the thing. He couldn't help laughing. The thing was actually a humanoid with a head. There is a body, nose, eyes, mouth, and hair on the top of the head. The whole body looks exactly like an adult woman. The strong man laughed, isn't this just an inflatable doll? The man flushed and said angrily, pooh! This is a little Ze Maria, is my goddess, do you understand? The brawny sneered, and only an idiot like you, who couldn't touch a real person, took this plastic thing as a real person to commit adultery. That person angered, pooh! This is resin, It's not plastic. Are you really illiterate and can't even understand the material? The brawny smiled, you can really pretend to be a cultural person in front of me, I don't know anything else. But what is the relationship between this resin and plastic, I am still a door Qinger. The composition of resin and plastic are the same. Resin is just a higher-grade plastic. In essence, it is also a kind of plastic. That person is surprised, right? How can I not know this? The strong man laughed, so he said Well, you, Maria Ozawa, is just a plastic doll. The man lowered his head regrettably, hey, my privacy is covered by you Let me see. The burly man laughed, I said you kid, you have to set up a tent every night to sleep, and one person is groaning in the tent for a long time, doing something like that with an inflatable doll. The initiator laughed, and I had heard of his humming, and I thought he was talking in sleep. The brawny sighed and hum, in fact, I should have thought of it long ago. When we sleep every night, all of us sleep in a tent, and he alone has to stay in a small tent by himself. This is very problematic. The promoter laughed and said, this is not an obvious thing, he has to do it at night, in front of everyone, embarrassed. Everyone roared together and laughed. The man was so ashamed that he couldn't dig into the ground and sew. That's enough, don't talk about it, I'm so pretty. The strong man laughed, I said, brother, you don't have to be nervous, in fact, I also have one of this stuff, but I never carry it with me. I usually hide it at the bottom of the closet at home, and when my wife returns to her natal house, I take it out and play secretly. The man smiled bitterly, do you still need to carry your wife when you play with that kind of thing? The strong man laughed, of course, if my wife knew that I was playing this kind of thing, it would be strange if she didn't scold me for being perverted. My wife is a traditional woman, very old-fashioned. I usually say hello to other women. When she sees her, she will scold me for a long time. If she knows that I still have an inflatable doll, she will surely have a trouble with me. Up. The initiator frowned. You two are really quirks. You obviously have a wife. Why do you still play this kind of stuff secretly? The brawny smiled, I am playing hard, and my wife is strict with me, so I can only use this kind of stuff to relieve my boredom. The man smiled bitterly. My wife and I had a divorce. She hadn't let me touch it for half a year. I was helpless, just bought such a thing. The strong man was surprised, huh? Are you going to get a divorce? Didn’t you tell us before that you were in love with the guy in your family, and that person smiled bitterly. That’s before. Half a year ago, she seemed to have an affair and fell in love with the guy from their unit. From then on, she Becoming more and more indifferent to me, now I don't care about my feelings at all. The strong man said angrily, huh? This pair of dogs and men, kill those two dogs. The man sighed, kill? Where to kill? My wife is now living with that man, and she won't return home. I just want to kill her, I don't know where she is. The burly man said angrily, then go to her unit to find her, I don't believe she can still not go to work? The man smiled and said, it's useless. I've been to her unit long ago. Both she and the man resigned, and their whereabouts are unknown. I know their abacus. The brawny smiles bitterly, what can they do? The man smiled and said that they had already decided that they could sue for divorce after half a year of separation. They are waiting for the half-year statute of limitations. One to six months, she will go to the court to sue for divorce. Now, I look at the calendar every day, and the actual separation between me and her has been 5 months and 20 days. "