Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 2950: this is not me!

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "To be honest, I feel nervous when I hear this. That woman has become an old woman, so what does that man look like now?"

Luffy smiled, "So, expand your imagination, think about it, two people who all live in the same environment, one has become an old woman because of serious chemical pollution, then what will the other be now? How?"

Mo Yue smiled, "I really can't imagine, but as far as I can see, the man's appearance is not much better."

Luffy smiled, "Well, let me tell you. Just when the woman pulled off the mask covering the man’s face, I saw the man’s face clearly, I swear, what I saw, It's definitely an old man's face. That face is full of wrinkles, full of gullies, deep forehead lines, dark spots and chloasma on the face, white and sparse hair, and a pair of old people. I was worried that I was mistaken. I rubbed my eyes and looked intently again. As expected, standing in front of me was a pair of old people, the female shrivelled and the male languid. They both looked It is weather-beaten. However, it depends on their dressing or the style of young people, and I have been listening to them chatting, and I feel that their actual age should be women in their twenties and men in their early thirties. Anyway, it is absolutely impossible to be two. An old man. However, what surprised me was that the woman was not surprised when she saw the man's appearance. She looked calm, as if the man had always been the way he is now. Now, I am on the contrary. Not calm anymore, my heart was beating nervously, and I was more curious about their relationship, especially for the woman who had a strong curiosity, so I opened my eyes, stared at them, and looked at him. What will the two do next? After the man was torn off the mask by the woman, he became angry and opened his throat and shouted, bastard, are you crazy? The air here is seriously polluted and contains toxic substances. Once inhaled into the lungs, Poisoned. Hurry up, stop messing around, and quickly return the mask to me. After the man said, he stretched out a hand towards the woman and motioned to the woman to return the mask to him. The woman stepped aside and deliberately avoided the man. The hand stretched over, she grabbed the mask in her hand, waved it to and fro, giggling, dear, do you think this mask is really useful? The man frowns, why is it useless? This is imported The gas mask is a mask specially developed by foreign experts. Any gas will be isolated by this mask. The girl laughs, my husband, it seems that you have been cheated by the advertisement again. The so-called gas mask is in the middle of the mask. There are some activated carbon in it, which can filter the air to a certain extent, but the use of activated carbon is not without loss, and the activated carbon cannot filter all toxins. So even if you wear a gas mask It's not safe. The man shook his head, you talk nonsense, and give me the mask. The woman didn't seem to see what the man was saying, sneered, husband, now you move your pig's brain, well Think about it, if this kind of gas mask really works, will my face become an old woman's face? The man shuddered, as if he understood something, then he woke up and stretched out a hand towards the woman. Stop talking nonsense, return the mask to me quickly, I don't want to be poisoned. The woman laughed, my husband, you are poisoned now, just like me. After speaking, he gave out a nervous laugh again. The man walked over. , Grabbed the woman, sternly, enough, crazy woman, stop laughing, and return the mask to me. I don’t bother to look at you again. The woman still clings to the mask, not letting go, she looks Man, smile weirdly, dear Yes, don’t you want to see who you are now? After speaking, he handed the mirror to the man again. The man shook his head, no more, I am a big man, what mirror? As long as a man has money in his pocket, he can have whatever he wants. Put away your mirrors. Mirrors are women's stuff, and for men, they are a burden. The woman shook her head, no! Honey, you should really look in the mirror now. You look different now than before. The man was taken aback and stretched out his hand to touch his face. His complexion suddenly changed. He stared at the woman in a daze, so shocked that he could not speak. The woman laughed again, dear husband, I know why your face is pale now, you reach out your hand and touch your face, it feels wrong to the touch, right? The smooth and flat skin suddenly becomes rough and loose. Why is it so? Let me tell you, it's because your skin is now covered with wrinkles and stains, exactly the same as mine. The man's anger, Bah! Don't scare Lao Tzu, just like you, isn't Lao Tzu now a white-haired old man? The woman tried to hold back her laugh, just like what I heard was a particularly funny joke, my dear husband, do you think you are still the handsome handsome man before? Now you are an old man with white hair. The man said angrily, enough, don't talk nonsense, I don't bother to listen to you nonsense, give me the mask quickly. The woman shook her head, dear, what you need most now is not a mask, but a mirror. You need to take a good look at yourself now. After the woman finished speaking, she grabbed the man's collar and held the mirror in front of him. The man turned his face aside and took it away! I don't want to look in the mirror. Female sneer, dear, don't you seem to dare to face your own appearance? Come on, take a good look at yourself in the mirror, I believe you will scream excitedly. The woman raised the mirror to the man's eyes again. This time, the man didn't turn his face to the side. He really screamed when he saw his appearance in the mirror, no! this is not me. You must have used some magic, this mirror has been manipulated by you, so I saw that I was an old man in the mirror. Female sneer, husband, we have been together for seven years, don't you know me enough? How do I know the magic, the person in the mirror is yourself. If you don’t believe it, take a good look. The man makes various expressions in the mirror. He gnashes his teeth at the mirror. The old man in the mirror gnashes his teeth. He smiles at the mirror and the old man in the mirror also faces him. He laughed. No matter what expression he makes, the old man in the mirror will make the same expression as him. There is no doubt that the old man in the mirror is himself. The man finally couldn't bear it, crying, damn, what's going on? I actually became an old man. But I just turned thirty-two years old. Female sneer, so what? I'm only twenty-five years old, haven't I become an old woman? "