Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3003: Self-recommended

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You humans are really weird, and there is such a special group of liars as liars."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "No way, all living beings are mixed, just like you knocking melon seeds, it is inevitable that a bug will come out. The crooks and bad guys in human beings are just like the bugs in melon seeds. In a bag of melon seeds, it is inevitable. There are bed bugs in one and a half seeds, just get used to it."

Mo Yue smiled, "These people have hands and feet. Why don't you have to cheat to survive? Instead of racking your brains to deceive people, it's better to find a job and work hard."

Luffy smiled and said, "Looking for a job? Didn't they just say that they work hard and make little money. How can cheat money come quickly? With a shake of your tongue, the money will come."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "These people, to put it bluntly, are still lazy. They don't want to work, they just want to get what they have."

Lu Fei smiled, "Anyway, cheating is considered a trade. Basically, everyone has had the experience of being fooled, but very few people call the police, because most of the people they meet are small liars. If you are a thousand and eight hundred people, it’s a lesson. I feel distressed for a while. After a long time, I will gradually forget it. If you are really cheated of a lot of money by a liar, I believe that no one will be calm on the Seek help from the police. Okay, let me go on to tell the story. The young man chatted with the fat woman, and the more they talked, the more they became enthusiastic. They couldn't help but slap them. The fat woman is in her fifties. The eighteen-year-old boy kicked up the sedan chair, and he definitely did not lose to his teenage sister. The two of them were pinching around, like a happy couple. The young man laughed, look, stay with me, you Becoming younger and younger. When I first met you, you were sullen every day, just like a tigress. How nice now, smiling every day, like a Maitreya Buddha. I still like the way you are now , Only by smiling often can you stay young forever. The fat woman sneered, bah, you little slippery head, started to fool me again. The young man laughed, how can I fool you? If you don’t believe me, you can go to your shop The waiters here asked them if you have become younger? The fat woman smiled, I don’t ask, they are like you, they coax me with good words every day, I just want to hear the truth. The young man laughed , The truth is that you have become young and beautiful, all because of me. The fat woman smiled, that's enough, we should go back to the store, we are not in the store, I believe those girls should be herding sheep again. The young man laughed Dao, I know, you are worried about them not working well. Fat women shook their heads, no! You are wrong, I am worried that they secretly hide the tips of the guests. The young man laughed, hiding the tips? Doesn’t exist. Let’s Didn’t they all have cameras installed in the private rooms? They dared to hide the tips, we recorded them, they couldn’t hide them. Fat women sneered, what do you know? Even with cameras installed, there will inevitably be a dead end. If someone did something in the blind spot of the camera, can you know? The young man smiled, and it seems that Jiang is still old and hot. You have thought of this. The blind spot of the camera, um, makes sense. Then let’s go back. The two of them made up their minds and were about to go back. At this moment, they suddenly heard someone yelling from behind, please wait. The two looked back and found that Xiangxiang was standing behind them. , Couldn't help being taken aback, looking at each other. The young man smiled, little girl, are you calling us something? Xiangxiang ran all the way, panting with exhaustion, watching the two men look at her in surprise, I'm sorry to say, um, um, I actually want to find a job. Fat woman frowns, little girl, if you want to find a job, I'm afraid you will have to wait until tomorrow morning. Now it is midnight, most restaurants and clothing stores It’s all closed. If you want to find a job, I’m afraid it’s not so easy to find. Xiangxiang smiled, auntie, I actually want to come to your store to work. The fat woman was taken aback, looked at Xiangxiang from head to toe, and gave a little tut. , I said little girl, there is no shortage of manpower in our store now, you should go to another store to see . Where did Xiangxiang know that young people and fat women had talked about her before. The fat woman felt that she was not good in appearance, could not attract men, and could not help her make money, so she immediately declined Xiangxiang's request. In fact, everyone knows that the store needs new people. When the fat woman talks, men need freshness. If there are always those old faces in the store, I am afraid that even the most loyal customers will not be able to stay for long. Because men patronize this kind of shop for freshness and excitement. If they come more often, there are always a few girls. Then it will become the same as the yellow face woman at home—the left hand touches the right hand. ? Where does Xiangxiang know the thoughts of fat women? She thought that the fat woman was worried that she was too young to be able to do heavy work. She immediately patted her chest and said, Boss, you are willing to hire me. I will definitely work hard and I will definitely satisfy you. My hometown is a rural village. The children in our village can endure hardships and can do all kinds of tasks. Don't worry, I can also do the jobs others can do. Regardless of my younger age, I can do better than a girl of eighteen or nineteen. Even though she was scrutinized by the fat woman, Xiangxiang was trembling with nervousness, and she was trembling even when she spoke, but she still pretended to be calm and recommended herself vigorously, saying that she was practical and hardworking. The fat woman coughed and coughed twice. I said that little girl, there are more than ten kinds of jobs. Many jobs are not because you are willing to work hard, and people must use you. Some jobs require technology. When the fat woman said this, she coughed twice, because she herself was not sure whether working in the footwashing room was considered a skill. How could Xiangxiang understand, she smiled stupidly, Auntie, aren't you just a footwashing room here? By the way, isn’t the job of this foot washing room just to wash the feet of the guests? What else can there be technical content? It's not just washing my feet, I wash my feet every day, it's not difficult. The fat woman snorted coldly and cursed in a low voice. She was really a bun and didn't understand anything. Xiangxiang smiled, Auntie, isn't it just washing your feet? If you wash your feet in your store, can you still get flowers? The young man smiled, little girl, it's like this, customers spend money to wash their feet in the store, naturally it is to enjoy it. Our foot wash master is responsible for massaging the guests and has to do foot massage. However, this also depends on the needs of the guests, maybe a full-body massage. These words, if you change to a girl in the city, you will all understand what they mean. But Xiangxiang is silly, I don't understand, and instead smiles silly, isn't it just massage, full body massage, no problem. When I was at home, I often gave my parents a massage. They were getting older and had poor waists and legs, so I had to give them a massage. They all said that my massage technique leverages. "