Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3213: This is a black shop

Mo Yue said angrily, "Enough, don't make me happy. Luffy, I told you a long time ago, in the eyes of my people, I am also a handsome man."

Luffy tried to hold back his laugh, "Well, I understand, you are also a handsome man."

Xiao Liu coughed and coughed, "Well, there is something about this big brother's appearance. As far as I see it, don't argue anymore. This big brother, what I want to know now is that the girl Mengmeng is at the entrance of the teahouse. With a look of reluctance, I ask you, will there be a chance to meet in the future? How did you answer?"

Mo Yue smiled, "Well, my words, of course, I will never see her again, because I feel very bad for her. The women I used to date were mostly gentle and kind, and among them Most of them are vegetarian, like Mengmeng, carnivorous animals, I really feel a little bit blessed. Although I have had countless women, but like Mengmeng, I use the brain of a living monkey as ice cream. A woman pulling her mouth is still rare. At least this kind of woman, I have seen it for the first time. You have not seen it, she eats all over her mouth, and her white brain runs down the corners of her mouth, and then goes smoothly. Holding her chin tick and tick, it all fell on her skirt. She didn’t care, she continued to eat and eat, I really don’t understand it, it was so disgusting, but she ate with relish, and she didn’t care about it. Ignore it? This is too exaggerated, right?"

Luffy smiled and said, "It seems that not only Mengmeng eating monkey brains arouses your disgust, but her eating also makes you sick."

Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, if you want to know whether a woman is self-cultivation, you only need to look at her food. If a woman eats something like a pig, don’t follow She associates."

Luffy frowned, "God, how do you dislike her? Actually said she was eating like a pig?"

Demon Yue smiled bitterly, "Isn't it? I bury my head and keep eating, but I don't want to lift my head? And he eats so much that his face is covered. Only pigs can eat like this, right?"

Luffy frowned, "Well, I know you don't want her, but you don't want to make her so disgusting, right?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I'm seeking truth from facts, there is nothing false."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Well, Moyue, now you have finally finished introducing Guangdong cuisine in your own way."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "What is my way?"

Luffy smiled, "Your way of dating while enjoying food."

Xiao Liu and Wang matchmaker couldn't help laughing, laughing.

Moyue smiled bitterly, "Luffy, you are so good, I just have a meal with such a woman, can it be considered a relationship? Moreover, that kind of **** monkey brain is simply disgusting, you can still think of it as good food. ?"

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Okay. Now that you have just finished telling your unpleasant dating experience. I should now go on to tell the story of Xiaohu. I just said that Xiaohu followed Huaguduo and Baomao into the Cantonese restaurant, and pointed it out. They have to sit next to the private room where they are sitting. The waiter waits for him to take his seat, takes out the menu, and waits for him to order. Before, I told everyone that Xiaohu is young, and every time he eats out with his elders, this How did he understand the ordering work, but he was still more mindful, coughing and coughing, um, show me your menu. The waiter saw him look embarrassed, and he guessed something in his heart. So, with a sneer, he pushed the menu to him. It’s all on it. Let’s see for yourself. Xiaohu picked up the menu and didn’t look at it. He was shocked when he saw it. This is indeed a high-end restaurant. Look at the entire menu. I didn’t find a dish with a single-digit price. Even Xiaohu’s favorite peanuts with the cheapest price are old vinegar peanuts. In this restaurant, it costs 18 yuan a dish. Let alone other dishes, a dish of small cold dishes is available. Dare to sell for 18 yuan, those home-style hot dishes, such as Yuxiang Pork Shredded and Kung Pao Chicken, are basically around 50 yuan, and even the spicy potato shredded vegetable dish is 25 here. After reading the menu, Xiaohu said, "God, am I in a black shop? Good guy, the knife in this restaurant is sharpened quickly, but it's a knife. Going down, the customer not only sees the blood, but also the meat. Oh, no, it's the bones. This knife sharpens really fast. If this is in normal times, Xiaohu specifies to lift his **** and leave, isn't it? Where can he afford to grow a place? Even when his parents came, he would not take him to eat in such a place. In his impression, every time his parents took him to eat, the old vinegar peanuts only sold for three yuan a plate. Fish-flavored pork shreds and Kung Pao chicken are only sold for 12 yuan, a large plate of dishes, and the meat is enough. Although the decoration of this kind of small shop is a bit poorly decorated, the price is really affordable. Xiaohu reached out to feel the dry pocket, and then Looking at the expensive dishes on the menu, I felt inferiority complex spontaneously. I just wanted to stand up and leave. I suddenly heard a woman giggling in the private room next door. I turned my face and saw that I didn’t get my nose crooked. In the translucent white gauze, he saw the BMW male clip a chicken wing and sent it to Huaguduo's mouth. Huaguduo pretended to shyly dodge from the left and right, and continued to make waves of laughter. At the same time, Xiaohu also discovered that they The dinner table was full of vegetables, crispy lamb shanks, spicy chicken nuggets, Geleshan chicken wings, and a fish stewed in the hot pot. The little tiger was greedy with the smell of the fish soup, and he wanted to eat it immediately. I opened the white gauze, rushed in, and snatched the crispy lamb shanks. No matter what, it was not bad to take the pot of fish soup away. Just when Xiaohu stared at the table and drooled, he suddenly had a big hand He slapped him **** the shoulder. Xiaohu looked back and found that the waiter was looking at him with a smile, feeling very uncomfortable. Although the waiter had a professional smile on his face, for Xiaohu, his eyes were focused quickly It’s still awkward to switch from a table of mouth-watering food to a fake smiley face. The waiter coughed twice, um, that So, this little master, do you know the girl who eats in the private room? Xiaohu didn't know what the intention of his question was, but shook his head instinctively, not knowing. The waiter was surprised, oh, I think you keep staring at her, I thought you knew her. Xiaohu said angrily, how do you talk? Where did I keep staring at her? When the waiter saw that Xiaohu was angry, he was a little dazed and whispered. It might be that I read it wrong. However, the school uniforms you both wear are of the same style. At least you and her are students in the same school, right? Xiaohu said angrily, there are too many students in the school. In a school, there are at least a few hundred students, can I recognize them all? Even if it’s from a school, I don’t know her, okay? Xiaohu has always been domineering, and he doesn't care about it when he roars, but he makes the waiter a red face. "