Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3260: P.E. teacher

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Master, thank you for your kind guidance, but we are not here to ask for directions. We are looking for the village chief."

Hearing Lu Fei's words, the old man immediately made his ground, and stood up, holding the trunk next to him, with a vigilant look on his face again.

"Huh? Young people don't speak upside down. You told me just now that you just passed by here accidentally. Since you passed here by accident, why have to meet the village chief? What you said is obviously inconsistent."

In fact, normally speaking, as long as he hears Luffy's hesitant answer, he will be suspicious. Indeed, how can anyone pass by someone else's village and have to see the village chief? Although the village chief is not a high-ranking official, he is not the one who can run to find someone if nothing is wrong? The village chief also has his own business, and it is impossible to receive these boring people every day.

At this moment, the old man squinted his eyes, carefully looked at the two people standing in front of him, and doubted them again. Luffy knew that he had to answer the old man’s question, otherwise, the old man would not tell him where the village chief is.

Luffy tried to calm himself down, coughing and coughing, "Well, I'm actually telling the truth. I'm a student at school. Recently, the school teacher asked us to learn a report on folk life. I just read it. After going down to your village, I feel very suitable to use it as a model and write a report. Therefore, I want to ask your village chief to learn more about your village."

Of course, this is definitely a lie, but at this time, Luffy said it plausibly, as if it were true. The old man stared at Luffy's face carefully, seeming to believe his words a little bit, but when the old man turned his gaze to Demon Yue, he was startled again.

After a while, the old man stretched out his trembling hand, pointed at the devil, coughing and coughing, "Young man, you said you are a student, I believe. But what about him? Is he also a student? No matter how I look at it, I feel he doesn’t Like a student."

Indeed, the Demon Yue was tall and mighty, and looked very fierce, without the air of a scroll, and the old man's suspicion was not unreasonable.

In order to dispel the old man's doubts, Luffy had to continue making up, "Oh, he is not a student, he is a teacher, my teacher."

As soon as Luffy spoke, he regretted it. He originally wanted to explain it casually, so he just said casually. Wherever he thought, the old man's face immediately became ugly after he finished speaking. Before, the old man was still suspicious. Now It's done, it has become a little dull. Seeing the old man's face changed drastically, Luffy knew that he had said something wrong, but what he said was spilled water and couldn't take it back.

At this moment, let alone Luffy, Moyue was also a little panicked. He grabbed Luffy and whispered, "What are you doing? Why do you say that I am a teacher? How can I be a teacher?"

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Spoken mistake, just a momentary mistake."

Moyue sneered, "I! You idiot, you can't make up a story well, every time you make a lot of horses."

Luffy smiled and said, "You can do it, come on, you bastard, you don't know anything except to prick."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I will come when I come, who is afraid of whom."

The old man coughed and coughed when they saw the two of them arguing on their own, "Stop! Shut up both of you. Come, come over to me all."

Moyue and Lu Fei saw the old man grinning, and knew that the old man was angry, so they shut up and walked to the old man together.

The old man said angrily, "Teacher? Which subject does he teach?"

"He is teaching—"

When Luffy said that, he couldn't continue.

The old man sneered, "How about it? Can't make it up? Are you two bullying me when I am getting older, so foolish?"

Luffy quickly denied, "Why, old man, you think too much. We always respect the old and love the young."

The old man chuckled, "I can see that you two have been fooling me from start to finish. You take me as a fool, and I am old. Tell you, I am not old, at least your lies, don't want to fool me. "

Luffy never expected that the matter would have reached this point, but when the matter was over, he had to continue to make up, "Master, I didn't lie to you. He is my teacher, that's right."

The old man raised his slap in anger and said, "Good boy, you want to continue to lie to me and see if I don’t beat you down. It seems that your old man didn’t educate you well, so he always lied. I'll teach you a good meal for your father." After that, I really slapped it.

Luffy was so scared that he dodges left and right, "Master, what I said is true, he is really a teacher."

"Bullshit, your kid just owes you a beating."

The old man was trembling with anger. He held his slap in his hand and slapped him down. Unfortunately, the old man was old after all. Although Luffy was limping on one foot and it was inconvenient to avoid him, the old man didn't hit Luffy at all. . After tossing for a long time, the old man was so tired that he had to give up.

"Forget it, I'm old, I don't care about you young people, goodbye. Time is almost up, I should go home for tea."

The old man was really a stubborn person, and when he said he was going, he turned and left.

Moyue saw the old man go, and stomped his feet in anxious manner, "I said Luffy, what are you doing? Ask you to ask the old man where the village chief is. You are fine, but I didn’t even ask the fart, but instead angered the old man. ."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "I didn't want to **** him off. It was because he refused to believe me and left by himself. It's my business."

Mo Yue smiled, "You stupid boy, you say I can do anything, but you say I am a teacher. When it comes to my virtue, how can I be like a teacher who stands by others?"

Luffy frowned, "Then what shall we do now?"

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "What else can I do? I must have chased him back first. It is best that as few people know about what we are in this village, the better."

Luffy nodded, took a big stride, and chased after him, "Master, wait."

The old man was squinting his eyes, taking square steps, walking forward slowly, still humming a little song in his mouth, with a leisurely appearance, heard Luffy calling him, stopped, and looked back, Luffy had already caught up. . The old man sighed, coughed and coughed, "Young man, what else do you have, I should go home, my wife is waiting for me at home."

Luffy stopped, breathless and said, "Old man, he is a real teacher."

The old man looked at Luffy who was sweating profusely, and then at the Demon Yue who was coming here, a mocking smile appeared on his face, "Huh? What does he do, I am not interested in knowing at all, you don't actually need it. Tell me."

At this time, Moyue ran to the old man, panting and saying, "Old man, Luffy is right, I am a teacher, I am a physical education teacher."