Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3332: 218 years old

Luffy smiled, "Is this Tie Zhu planning to laugh me to death? The old man has already said so clearly, he doesn't think the old man is still alive, right?"

Demon Yue said seriously, "This kind of thing is not good. The longest life expectancy in the world, but lived to 134 years old."

Luffy smiled and said, "Don’t talk nonsense. Since the old man had a wife and children at the time, he must be quite old. However, now that the fire has passed for more than a hundred years, you can make an addition. Add more than one hundred years of age, so if he lived from then to now, how old he would be."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Isn't it just over a hundred years old? The story of the chief of the village is not clear. He did not explain the specific time of the fire more than 100 years ago. You said this 101 Years are more than a hundred years, and 199 years are also more than a hundred years. The old man has not given him how old he was at that time, so it is really hard to guess his specific situation."

Luffy frowned, "Huh? By the way, the old man told Tie Zhu about his age, and he said he was sixty-eight."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "How can you believe what the old man said? Anyway, he looks so old. He said he was sixty, and some people believed him. He said he was eighty, and it is estimated that some people believed. Just let him talk nonsense."

The village chief coughed and coughed, "I said you two, after listening for a long time, you don't think that the old man is still a living person, do you?"

Luffy shook his head, "That's not true, but this old man does feel weird."

The village chief smiled, "Okay, stop guessing, just continue to listen to me. Tie Zhu looked at the old man's weird smiling face and felt his head clouded, and everything in front of him became blurred. What's wrong? Emma, ​​isn’t it sleepy, right? Tie Zhu has a problem. As long as he gets drunk, he gets sleepy very easily. On several occasions, he fell asleep on the side of the road before he even reached his door. Waiting for dawn. , The village opened early, the little boss yelled desperately, the soy milk fritters burned, and the meat buns just out of the pot. Three yuan and one drawer, delicious and not expensive. Tie Zhu woke up with the yelling, and got up. Go to the early stall, buy a drawer of steamed buns, and a bowl of wontons. After eating hot, he walked home slowly. This time, he was frightened and his sleepiness decreased a lot, but he was still very sleepy. But, at this kind of time, you must not be sleepy. Tie Zhu rubbed his temples vigorously, trying to keep himself awake. But his eyelids did not listen, and he drooped down heavily. Tie Zhu was too sleepy and he simply opened his mouth. I took a bite **** his arm. This bite was hard. When I bit it down, Tie Zhu screamed in pain. There were also two rows of deep teeth marks on his arm. The old man looked at his arm deeply. I was very surprised by the tooth prints, and I couldn’t help asking, lad, what can’t you think of? You opened your mouth to bite yourself? Tie Zhu shook his head, no, I have a problem. Every night, at this hour, if I still If I’m not asleep, just bite myself like this, every time I have to bite hard, I feel more comfortable in my heart, this is just my personal habit, don’t be surprised. The old man looked at Tie Zhu’s arm half-trusted, too, This kind of nonsense is just made up, and it can only deceive a three-year-old child. The old man is so old that he can still be fooled by him? Although biting his own excuse is pure nonsense , But after this one bite, he was completely awake. At this time, Tie Zhu’s thoughts were as if the disconnected power supply was reconnected, and once again connected with the old man’s description, alas, by the way, you didn’t just say , The fire happened more than a hundred years ago, so how did you live alone for more than a hundred years after the death of your wife and children? At this time, although Tie Zhu was much more sober, he was very drunk , Otherwise he would not ask such silly things with his tongue out. The old man knew that he was drunk, and deliberately fudged him, young man, you probably don’t know very well. My family has a special longevity formula. All of my daily routine and diet have been formulated according to the recipe, so I can live till now. Tie Zhu frowned, oh, it seems that you didn’t tell the truth to me just now. The old man smiled bitterly, the young man, I’m old and still Lie to you, the little baby who just changed his crotch pants? Don’t worry, I didn’t lie to you. I told you the truth, every word is true. Tie Zhu frowned, I said the old man, it’s not right, you just told me Say you were sixty-eight years old, and when the fire broke out, you were already the father of a child. Now that the fire has passed more than one hundred years, you can’t be sixty-eight years old. The old man smiled, hi, I thought what you were talking about I lied to you. So you were talking about me Age. Tie Zhu nodded, yes, the age you are telling me now is seriously inconsistent with the time of the incident you described. The old man laughed, well, I have to be honest. I really lied about my age. Your guess is correct. Since the fire has been over a hundred years ago, it is absolutely impossible for me to be 68 years old. Well, I will tell you the truth now. In fact, when the fire broke out, I happened to be sixty-eight years old. Tie Zhu burst into a cold sweat. Damn, old man, when the fire broke out, you were already sixty-eight years old. Now, more than a hundred years have passed since the fire broke out, so how old you are now. ? The old man smiled, boy, the reason I lied before was because I was worried about scaring you, so I didn't tell the truth. Now, now that you are mentally prepared, I might as well tell you the truth. I was sixty-eight years old when the fire broke out, and now it has been a full 150 years since the fire broke out. Tie Zhu was taken aback, huh? That is to say, your age should be 68 plus 150. Are you 218 years old now? The old man smiled bitterly, yes, I happen to be 218 years old this year. Seeing the old man's calm and calm face, Tie Zhu didn't feel calm. He was curious and said, I said, old man, have you lived in this village for a hundred or five years? The old man smiled and nodded, yes, the homeland is hard to leave. In fact, I also thought about leaving here and leaving this sad place, but I really can't find a better place to stay than here, so I have to stay here year after year, and the years are wasted, and Ren Shaoguang flies by. You know, my wife and children are gone, but their bodies are still sleeping on this land. I love them so deeply. Even if they are gone, I will be by their side, and, as long as I breathe , I will keep waiting. "