Luffy laughed loudly, "Nima, is this sure to marry a wife? Whoever married this Xiaohong is the same as marrying a strong man? Can eat and work? This kind of woman can definitely marry home and do it. Wife?"

Mo Yue laughed and said, "You are excited about a feather duster. People in rural areas marry their wives and they are looking for a helper to work. You think that villagers marry wives, just like people in the city. You are responsible for making money and supporting your family. Is it beautiful? That kind of romantic gimmick is owned by the talents in the city. Because the people in the city have a job, have a fixed income, and have a stable life, they have the conditions to talk about their feelings, and there is nothing to do. But the villagers are different. Ah, the job of the villagers is to repair the earth. They stay in the field every day and work hard. Even if they are exposed to the sun and rain, they can’t rest. Therefore, the functions of marrying a wife are different from those in the city, so you don’t need to make a fuss. ."

The village chief smiled, "Well, you two don't need to analyze it anymore. Let me continue. At that time, Xiao Hong's mother was pulling your mother and talking about Xiao Hong's various benefits, but you couldn't hear a word. Go in, because this little red is not your food at all, you can’t think about her. Your mother also knows your mind, she can’t disobey, so Xiaohong’s mother talks endlessly, she just left ears in and right ears out, nothing at all Take it to heart. A large table of people eating, everyone is silently picking up their own bowls of rice, no one makes a sound, only your mother and Xiaohong's mother, the two talked endlessly. Oh, yes. , Just now there was a wonderful shot of Xiaohong eating fish, now I will play it back slowly. Just now, she stuffed the whole fish into her mouth, and only one fish’s tail was drooping out of her mouth, the sauce on the fish’s tail The juice was spilled everywhere. So, her cheeks bulged, and her cheeks began to wriggle. Tie Zhu heard this and couldn't help nausea again. Emma, ​​stop here. I said, did she have a brain Sick, normal people eat fish, don’t they have to put the fish on the plate first, and then slowly pick and eat it, but what did she do? Just stuff a whole fish into her mouth? How to eat? The old man smiled bitterly, young man, you ask me, who do I ask? The truth is like this, she just stuffed the whole fish into her mouth, really, don’t look at my age, like her It’s the first time I’ve met a fish eater. Okay, don’t bother me, let me continue, the show is still to come. Her cheeks are constantly squirming like a huge soft bug hiding in her mouth. , And then her cheeks were constantly wriggling, her eyes were like cross-eyed eyes, her eyes focused on the tip of her nose, looking very focused. After a while, she seemed to be stuck, coughed, and scared her. The mother immediately screamed, child, what's wrong with you? Are you stuck? Then he greeted the people at the dinner table, hurry, hurry, is there water? Bring the water quickly? Didn’t see my daughter getting stuck? By the way, it’s better to use vinegar. For stubborn gadgets like fishbone, vinegar works best. Hey, go get vinegar, why are you all stunned? Your mother yelled at her at home, feeling a little uncomfortable I'm patient, but I have to endure it on the face, so I beckon you to help her get jealous. You don't have a cold to her. If you ask you to bring her something, you are naturally unhappy with the boss. However, in your mother's stern look Under the guidance of Wang, you still decided to help her get the vinegar. But when you stood up and prepared to go to the kitchen to get her vinegar, you suddenly heard her chuckle. Then, she gave the fish in her mouth. I spit it out. Oh, no, to be precise, the spit out of her mouth is no longer a whole fish, but the bone of a fish, a clean bone, everyone knows, fish There is only one spine. This spine runs through the entire body of the fish, and the rest are bones. What she vomits out is a complete bone without any bones. Everyone sees it. She vomited the whole fishbone out, and was completely relieved. Your mother looked at the clean fishbone on the table and said in surprise, Damn, Xiaohong, you are How to do it When you were eating fish, I kept watching. You obviously stuffed a whole fish into your mouth, but in the end, what was taken out of your mouth was a bare bone? By the way, how did you remove the meat from the fish bones so cleanly? Xiao Hong looked at the fishbone and smiled proudly, Auntie, this requires technology. You have to know that eating is also a science, and eating also requires skills. Your mother was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, my goodness, your child is really good at talking, and the auntie was fainted by you flicker, this eating is not just pulling in your mouth, chewing again, and swallowing it. ? What technology do you still pay attention to? Xiao Hong smiled mysteriously, Auntie, this eating skill is more learned, I still learned the tricks of eating fish from cats. Your mother's eyes widened in surprise, huh? Learned from cats? Are you a big man, do you learn to eat from cats? Xiaohong smiled, what happened? You must not underestimate the animals. Animals are much smarter than humans. And I really learned my fish-eating tricks from cute kittens. Auntie, you must have observed cats eating fish. When cats eat fish, they swallow the fish whole into their mouths, and then when the cat spit the fish out again, the fish has become a fish bone. Your mother smiled bitterly, but I said Xiao Hong, no matter who you learned this fish-eating technique from, I am now curious about how you put the fish in your mouth and how the meat on the fish bones is so clean What? Xiaohong smiled, I told you just now. I learned how to eat fish from cats. After the cat puts the fish in its mouth, it will lick the flesh of the fish with its tongue. You know, there are many barbs on the cat’s tongue. These barbs are very hard and stand upright, making its tongue look like Like a pocket iron brush, licking is equivalent to brushing it. Its tongue keeps licking, so the flesh of the fish is licked down, and in the end, the flesh of the fish is licked. It has to be clean. Xiao Hong's words surprised everyone present. Your mother asked, my child, that's how cats eat fish. Cats have barbs on their tongues, so they can eat like that. But you are a human, and there are no barbs on human tongues. How did you eat fish? Xiaohong smiled and said, Auntie, the body structure of human and human are roughly the same, but there are differences in subtleties. For example, my tongue is very different from yours. Now, I will show you my tongue. After speaking, he immediately stuck out his tongue. Even though she was far away, your mother could see some dense barbs on her tongue, she screamed in fright, collapsed on a chair, unable to move for a long time. "