Luffy laughed, "It's already a little funny to this point. This pair of fat and ugly mother and daughter are really embarrassing. It was a blind date, but it was so dramatic. In the end, I was drunk too."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Yes, so is Xiaohong's mother. She knows that Xiaohong will definitely be stuck eating a big meal, and he even brought her to dinner, and it was still stuck on such an important occasion as a blind date. It feels ridiculous."

Lu Fei smiled, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Xiaohong naturally has to attend blind dates. This ugly wife always has to see her in-laws. If her in-laws don’t meet, it’s impossible for her to marry someone else’s house. what."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Now it's all right, the blind date has completely gone."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Why are you so sure? I have analyzed it for you just now. The criteria for finding a wife in the village is capable and strong. People Xiaohong meets them."

Moyue smiled bitterly, "I! Even if the villagers don't pay attention to it, they can't get such a lady to marry home. You can get stuck with this bite, what else can she do? Just Xiaohong, which God will be stuck again. If someone marries her, she can't be a widower?"

Luffy laughed loudly, "Your poisonous tongue is so bad, you have already thought of such a serious problem as the widower."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "Isn't it? If she gets stuck like this, it's really possible to get stuck, I'm really not kidding. Anyway, if I were Tie Zhu, I wouldn't marry this kind of woman if I killed him. Even the earth She is the only woman left. I would rather become a monk than to tease her. A woman like Xiaohong, I believe it's not just me, I change any man, and when I see her, I also specify to run away. A man who can stand in front of her and stay for five minutes without leaving is a strange thing."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Very well, you have already sentenced Tie Zhu to death for her."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "There is no way, this kind of woman can only lock her in **** and never let her out, so as to save her from harming humans."

The village chief laughed, "Well, you two should stop being so venomous, listen to me and continue. Now, the mother and daughter are crying, but everyone present is at a loss. Your mother sighed. Old girl, don’t cry, Xiaohong’s eating habits are not good, but now is not the time to discipline her. Her mother wiped away her tears and said sternly, no matter how you teach now, when will you discipline her? Mother sighed, old girl, you have to save people now, where is there time to teach her? If the ink goes down, if the bone slips into the stomach, will it be troublesome? Xiaohong cried, Mom, save me, don’t Scolded me. Her mother said sharply, you still have the face to cry? Hurry up and shut up. Your mother persuaded, okay, don’t scold the child any more, hurry up and save people. Her mother sighed, okay, I Save her now, you all stand aside. Everyone didn’t know what they meant, and they retreated. Her mother coughed and asked, Xiao Hong, are you ready? Xiao Hong nodded, ready, and started Right. Her mother immediately raised her fist, raised her fist high above her head, clenched her teeth, and looked like she was struggling. Your mother panicked and said, oh my god, old girl, what are you going to do? Yo. Her mother is impatient and authentic. Just leave it alone. Just look at it and don’t talk. Your mother is curious and wants to ask, but was pulled aside by your father. At this moment, her mother’s face Suddenly it became very hideous, and then began to count, um, Xiaohong, pay attention, now it's starting, one-two-three-this three-character just exited, the right fist that was raised high immediately slammed The ground hit Xiaohong's back, her fist fell, and she heard a muffled sound. This sound scared everyone present to shiver, which shows that her mother did indeed use the strength of feeding. When everyone came back to their senses, they saw Xiao Hong, who had originally buried her head in the basin. At this moment, she suddenly raised her head and looked at everyone in horror. Her mouth was wide open. Everyone looked in through her wide open mouth, only to see The entrance of the black hole’s throat was so shocked that everyone opened their eyes, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out. Where the black hole was, it seemed that something was about to crawl out, but in fact, nothing crawled out. There was a confrontation between everyone present and Xiao Hong. Two minutes have passed. Xiao Hong is still the same as before, with a wide open mouth, looking at everyone in horror. The expression on his face is not whether it is pain or doubt. You The mother was surprised, old girl, did you break Xiaohong? Her mother smiled and said, it’s okay, she is fine, you can rest assured. Your mother looks at Xiaohong again, she is still scared Not possessed, I see Xiao Hong's current appearance, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like nothing. Her mother smiled, rest assured, I have done this kind of thing countless times, not the first time. Your mother was surprised, oh my god, did it countless times? Her mother sighed, didn’t she? Every time the child gets stuck, I still have to clean up the mess by the mother. Your mother points to her mouth still open and still Still, Xiao Hong said in surprise, but after you hit that punch, she has been in this state until now. Isn't that right? Her mother looked down. Look at the watch, cough and cough, it's okay, I am looking at the watch. Under normal circumstances, if I keep hitting this punch, Xiao Hong should maintain this rigid state for about five minutes. Your mother smiled bitterly, oh, how many minutes have passed now? Her mother looked at her watch and smiled. Now it's just four minutes and thirty seconds. In thirty seconds, it's all right. Your mother was surprised, what is all right? Old girl, you can't understand you at all. Her mother smiled, you don't need to understand at all, just look carefully. Okay, I’m counting down now. You just told me for a long time. Twenty seconds have passed. Time is ticking away. Now the countdown starts, ten-nine-eight-when she counts to one, Xiao Hong, who was still with her mouth wide open, suddenly began to cough violently. With this cough, her face was flushed, and she would not give up without coughing up her lungs. Seeing her coughing like that, everyone looked at each other in shock, and no one dared to move. Her mother immediately greeted everyone, hurry, and quickly retreat, all retreat. Everyone was puzzled, and they were still scared to back away collectively. At this time, everyone was eating in the main room. The main room itself was not very large. They were already stuck on the wall without taking a few steps back. At that time, everyone was frightened by Xiao Hong's appearance, and he stuck it on the cold wall, so scared that he dared not come out. "