Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3359: Traverse

Lu Fei smiled, "This fat man, I am drunk too. I said nothing but said everything. As the saying goes, if you have a big mouth, you will bring yourself trouble. That’s why my mother told me with repeated orders, not to talk nonsense, to talk abruptly, whatever you don’t care about, to talk outside. My mother said that guys who don’t have a door on their lips can’t do big things.”

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "I feel that even though the fat man talked for a long time, he didn't tell the truth."

Luffy smiled, "I said Moyue, what do you want Fatty to leak again? Through Fatty's screaming, we already have a lot of information about Brother Hua. For example, we can at least be sure now that Brother Hua will do His business must be related to pornography, otherwise, he would not be so afraid of anti-vice operations. Moreover, he would never give away cigarettes and alcohol to the two security guards at the entrance of the building, so that as soon as they discovered the police check, they would immediately inform them. In other words, is there someone watching at the entrance of this kind of pornographic place, and if something is wrong, immediately notify the people inside to escape."

Moyue smiled bitterly, "Yes, it’s not like in ancient times. At that time, all prostitutes were legal, and they could operate in an upright manner. As long as men had money in their pockets, they could enter and leave that kind of place like Just like entering a restaurant, you can enjoy yourself as much as you can. It is said that in ancient times, men really enjoyed the blessings. They were mainly rich and could do whatever they wanted. Now they can’t do it. The operation of those pornographic establishments is just like being a thief. There are also watch winds. If there is something wrong, report them immediately. Then they will quickly wrap up and leave. As long as someone is watching the wind outside the door, and then report the news in time, even if the police arrive, they can only be empty."

Luffy laughed loudly, "I said Moyue, what you are talking about is hundreds of years ago, and it’s changed a long time ago, and it’s different. Now, that kind of brothel has been renamed, large-scale It’s called a nightclub karaoke room, and a small one is called a hairdresser’s massage parlor sauna. Moreover, modern society advocates equality between men and women and prohibits the development and proliferation of the **** industry. At present, the government is stepping up supervision and intends to treat the **** industry as a cancer. Complete elimination, so the anti-pornography and gang activities continue. Of course, the government’s goal of completely eradicating pornography, gambling and drugs is also to rectify the social atmosphere, so people who are addicted to pornography, gambling and drugs, in the end, which one is not home broken? And those pornographic and criminal organizations The social problems brought about cannot be underestimated and must be resolutely eradicated."

Mo Yue smiled bitterly, "God, do you know so much about the law?"

Lu Fei smiled, "Aren't you talking nonsense? We are the successors of socialism. Can you say that we don't understand the law?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Successor? It's like the truth."

The village chief frowned, "Huh? No, why does this little brother know so much about ancient times?"

Moyue was overwhelmed for a while, and actually smiled, "Hey, I naturally know this best, because in ancient times, places like brothels were still operated legally. At that time, I used to patronize brothels. Ah yo Now, when I recall, the women in the brothel are all dignified, and they are so admirable. In comparison, the beauties of ancient times are 800 decent beauties. After all, they are pure natural beauty. With a little modification, there will be immediately In order to reverse the charm of all living beings, which look like the beauty of today, the double eyelids are cut, the nose is swollen, the chin is sharpened like an awl, and, ah, the **** and buttocks are cushioned. Such a beauty through deep processing, The face is like a snake spirit, and the body is like a fox. It's a pity, it's too fake, so fake that it makes people feel nauseous at first glance, and their desire is gone."

The village chief was shocked, his mouth closed from ear to ear, "Huh? I said little brother, you know so clearly, didn't you go to an ancient brothel to find a woman?"

Mo Yue knew that he had leaked again, so embarrassed and said, "This—"

I only said one word, and I couldn't say it again.

Luffy hurriedly came out to complete the field, "Hey, he is just talking nonsense. Don't listen to him, run the train with his mouth full. He has a problem with his brain, and talks to me all day, saying that he is okay and he will travel through the ancient times. The times watched dinosaurs, traveled through ancient Egypt to build pyramids with Queen Clio, and helped the queen manage the country. Another time, he told me that he would simply travel to the Tang Dynasty, talk about poetry with Li Bai, and watch Yang Yuhuan dance."

Moyue saw Luffy help him round the field, and hurriedly smiled, "Yes, I just traveled to ancient times. Alas, crossing is a very fun thing. I am a person, I can’t wait, when I’m not busy, I like to find any time and space and travel through it."

The village chief was stunned and did not speak for a while. He seemed to be thinking about what they had just said. After a long time, he finally spoke, "Oh, crossing? This word is really a new term to me. According to you, Can I understand this crossing as a way of traveling in a time tunnel."

Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, that's right, you are really right. Traversing is actually a kind of travel, a way of traveling in different time and space."

The village chief saw that Mo Yue had said so sure, he actually believed it, his eyes looked at Mo Yue in confusion, and curiously said, "Oh, talk to Li Bai about poetry and watch Yang Yuhuan dance. This is the dream of many literati and mogists. Oh, yes. , Is that Yang Yuhuan beautiful?"

Demon Yue nodded pretentiously, "It is indeed beautiful, with a plump body and fair complexion. Judging from the current aesthetics, she may be too plump, but in the Tang Dynasty, fat was beautiful, so The women walking on the streets of the Tang Dynasty are usually women with fat."

The village chief frowned, "Well, it's a good thing to be plump, but if it's fat on your body, wouldn't it be too fat?"

Moyue smiled, "This is called a different era, and human aesthetics are constantly changing. For example, awl faces, chopstick legs, and waists are popular nowadays. Women must be light-weight like Zhao Feiyan. A slender beauty who dances on the palm. But in the Tang Dynasty, women were fat for beauty, so when walking on the street, you couldn’t see a slender woman. Almost all the women were fat. They went to the prostitutes and the pavilions. All of the women are fat women with plump bodies. If you want to find a slender woman in the Tang Dynasty, that’s just a dream."

The village head smiled bitterly, "It seems that modern society is better. Women are relatively slender and look seductive. I don't like fat women. Most of them have hot tempers, like arguing with their husbands, and lack a gentle personality."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "The village chief, this is your personal prejudice. Fat is just a physical sign, and it has nothing to do with personality."