Lu Fei smiled and said, "It's so good, the watch is ruthless, the actor is unintentional, wanting to buy affection in Huajie Liuxiang, it is simply a dream."

Mo Yue laughed, "It's not too much to say, because the daily work of the fans is to cater to men and play games with men. As for doing things with men, it has long been a routine, everything is assembly line work. Just do it step by step. Where are the feelings to speak of? As for the guests, whether they are handsome young men or grandpas with white beards, just give them money."

Lu Fei sighed, "I was born in the new era. I really can't understand the things in the old society."

The village head smiled, "Okay, don't make a noise, just listen to me. Xiaowu frowned, but I still feel something wrong. Things like the length of a man must be seen as believable, and ears must be false. Just listen to the discussions of the fans, where can you count? Young Master Qian smiled, silly boy, you have to say that seeing is believing, I believe that girl Qin has the most say about the length of Li Chengxun. After falling, everyone immediately turned their gazes to Qin Yufeng, Qin Yufeng flushed immediately, opened his throat, angered, hey, what are you all looking at me doing? Young Master Qian laughed, Miss Qin, have you ever had it before? The experience of dating Li Chengxun, so you should know his length best. Qin Yufeng angrily said, Bah, are you disgusting me in public? Lord Qian laughed, I said Miss Qin, I didn’t mean to disgust you. , You and Li Chengxun’s date, but you said it yourself, we didn’t say anything about you. Xiao Wu nodded, yes, I also remember this, it was you who said that out of the three dates, the least recommended It was Li Chengxun’s date that was dropped, so you must have gone for that night’s date, right? Qin Yufeng nodded and sighed, yes, I had to go. Xiao Wu smiled, that’s right. Everyone is an adult There are no children here, and everyone knows what a man and a woman will do when they go to a hotel for a date. So, you should have the most say about the length of Li Chengxun. Mr. Qian is right. So, His true length is—Qin Yufeng smiled bitterly, it’s very short, short enough to put it in, it feels nothing at all. Everyone laughed. Lord Qian sighed, alas, even if it’s too short to feel at all, you will still follow He’s dating, I really look down on you. Qin Yufeng sneered, because I didn’t want him to blow his head with a gun, so he asked me to do everything, do you understand? I don’t want to be with that brutal monster Competing, besides, he is generous in his actions, why should I not go? Although the experience in bed is very poor, but money is a good thing. Xiao Wu smiled bitterly, alas, the world at that time was so messy, it was really difficult for you beauties. Surviving in the cracks is very difficult, right? Mr. Qian laughed, and you are wrong again. No matter what the world, the survival of beautiful women is much better than ordinary or even ugly women. Because of beauty, naturally you can get a lot of luck. So, Ms. Qin did not have a hard life. On the contrary, she lived very well, she was able to do well in troubled times, and she was like a fish. Xiao Wu smiled and said, okay, you guys have been talking for a long time to prove the length of Li Chengxun Now, his length has been confirmed by Miss Qin herself. But what I am wondering now is that we didn’t say well just now, so why did we suddenly turn to the length of Li Chengxun? Lord Qian turned his face to look at Qin Yufeng. She smiled stupidly, this question, you should ask her, because there is a topic about the length of Li Chengxun, she introduced it first. Qin Yufeng smiled, yes, I did say it first. Xiao Wu frowned, but we I was clearly talking about the cause of Yun Qiu’s death. Why didn’t Yun Qiu’s affairs involve Li Chengxun? Could it be because Yun Qiu’s death was related to Li Chengxun’s length? Qin Yufeng nodded, yes. , It seems that you are not so dumb. Indeed, Yunqiu's death is related to Li Chengxun's length. I have already told you about the length of Li Chengxun. The length of his words is only two or three centimeters, which is very short. It's almost invisible from the outside. Xiao Wu was shocked and said, Maduo's, won't it be the legendary shrinking sun. Qin Yufeng smiled and said, if it really shrinks the sun, it would be better. Xiao Wu frowned, what does it mean to shrink the yang into the abdomen? Lord Qian smiled, you stupid boy, don't even understand this? It's so funny. It is actually a secret technique to shrink the sun into the abdomen. It means that a man can shrink that thing into his stomach. A person who is really proficient in shrinking the sun can shrink all that stuff into his stomach. If they all shrink in, from the outside Look, it's just like a woman's lower body. Xiao Wu was surprised, how could it be possible? What the man said is not a bare carrot, at least there are two eggs next to it. If this sun shrinking technique can indent the carrot, what should the two eggs do? Lord Qian can't laugh or cry, you stupid boy, your brain is so stupid, people who practice the sun-shrinking technique naturally indented the carrot and the egg. Xiao Wu was embarrassed to grab his scalp and smiled, alas, I'm really sorry, I'm a talented person who has little learning, and I really don't understand these strange secrets. However, what I am curious about is that a big man, good-natured, does this kind of work and shrinks himself to his stomach. Lord Qian said with a smile, you idiot, when you look at you, you know that your brain is not enough, and you can pretend to be a woman after you have practiced the sun reduction technique. Xiao Wu couldn't laugh or cry, a good big man had to practice that kind of inexplicable secret skills, and then pretended to be a woman, which was really funny. Lord Qian laughed, what is this funny? At first glance you are ignorant. Oh, I forgot again, you and I are not people who lived in the same era. In my era, there was a big, vulgar case. At that time, you were not born yet, so you would not know it at all. Xiao Wu smiled bitterly, there was a big case that was insulting, what kind of case was it? Can you tell me something? Mr. Qian smiled, you kid, when he heard of the decency case, he immediately got his head. Your thoughts are wrong. Xiao Wu is embarrassed to grab his scalp, hey, I actually don't even know what a weathering case is. Lord Qian laughed, silly boy, the weathering case refers to cases related to the relationship between men and women. For example, sexual assault, or adultery, these types of sexual cases are all cases of vulgarity. Xiao Wu smiled and said, I understand, what you actually want to talk about is the peachy case. I think the name is different. In your time, this kind of case is called a weathering case, but modern society calls this kind of case a peachy case. "