Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3515: I am depressed

Luffy smiled and said, "Yes, this curve is beautifully wound. After some entanglement, the two of them returned to the counter. Seeing that, the boss would press Sanyatou under him, and an overlord would make a hard bow. At this juncture, things have changed again."

Moyue smiled, "Yes, I thought it would be a very fragrant description next. If I were the village head, I would definitely describe the next story as an **** picture with various difficult poses. , Coupled with groans of ecstasy, of course, the plot processing is also handled according to *****."

Lu Fei smiled, "Mado, you are really weird. As soon as the village chief said that the boss rushed into the counter, you already thought of the plot of the boss pressing the three girls on the ground and violently ravaging them. Imagination, not being a screenwriter is really bad. However, this time the plot really makes your imagination useless. Because the reality is completely different from your imagination. Actually, the boss is planning to dominate the bow. At that time, there was a sudden turn of events. It was amazing to find that wallet. What kind of hand are these three girls? I reached out and grabbed it, and it happened to be the wallet of the lady boss. This is too coincidental."

Mo Yue laughed, "If you don’t have the brain of a person like you, it’s not suitable to be a screenwriter, and you have no imagination at all. You remember, a good screenwriter will never give the audience a story that the audience can guess. You can guess, what else is there to understand the whole story?"

Luffy smiled, "That's not necessarily true. In the process of telling the story, the village chief can completely enrich the details of the story, so even if the reader knows the result of the story, he can still feel the joy of the story. "

The village chief coughed and coughed, "Okay, don't discuss it anymore. Let me finish the story. At that time, the boss and Sanyato were staring at the empty wallet on the ground and the silver dollars on the ground. Sanya smiled bitterly. , Don’t you understand? The lady boss went to buy the goods, and her purse fell in the store, and the money in the purse was still there. This shows that she designated to go out too quickly and forgot to bring her purse. After listening to Sanya’s explanation, the boss just woke up, oh, yes, she had forgotten to bring her purse. Just finished talking, she immediately felt something was wrong, no, damn, if the lady didn’t bring a purse, she appointed She will come back at any time. Three girls are surprised, why? The boss sighed, silly boy, are you stupid? Now in this world, so chaotic, you said my wife didn’t bring money to buy the goods, who would pay for the goods on credit What about her? Three girls smiled bitterly, too. In this way of life, people alive today may become a corpse tomorrow. Who can guarantee that they will have the life to return the money to themselves tomorrow? The boss sighed, yes, so said , No one will give her a credit, she will be back soon. She has to come back to get the money. Sanyatou was completely scared at this time, and it took a long time to recover, oh, yes, she has to come back to get the money Ah. No money, no one gave her a credit. The boss frowned, hello, are you stupid? Quickly clean up here, don’t repeat what I said like a parrot, she will be back soon. If she Come back and see you like this, she will definitely suspect that something happened between us. Now, the three girls are completely panicked, ah? Yes, what should I do now? The boss sighed, oh, you Are they really stupid? What we should do now is to clean up the store, pick up the money on the floor, and put everything back to its original form. Hurry up, act quickly, don’t be in a daze, we don’t have time to be in a daze. The girl was so frightened a long time ago. When she heard the boss's words, her feet were weakened even more. The boss sighed, you, it's really an abacus bead. Move it. Is your brain all wooden? Go pick up the money on the ground. Get up and put it back in your wallet. Go quickly, my wife values ​​money the most. If she sees so much money thrown on the ground at will, she will be furious. The three girls stammered and said, um, didn’t you say, Actually, aren’t you afraid of her? Why is your face pale in fright before she comes back? The boss coughed and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, embarrassingly, that, I’m not afraid of her, I’m just too lazy Fight with her. You are still young and don’t know anything. When you grow up, get married, and have your own home, you should know that if you stay together, you should learn to get along as much as possible. , Do you understand? The three girls snorted coldly. You are the most expensive shit? You are obviously afraid of your wife. The boss said impatiently, you women, it's really troublesome. When is the time now, you still have the thoughts to say Are you afraid of your wife? Are you stupid? Have your brain kicked by a donkey? You should work quickly. Quickly pick up the money and put it all back in your wallet. By the way, where did you find that wallet. Me I remember that she usually hides her purse very secretly, for fear of being found by me. The girl smiled bitterly. I can’t remember exactly where I found it. I remember that when I was anxious just now, I reached out and grabbed the wallet. Oh, it seems I grabbed this wallet from somewhere on the counter. It came out, but now, my mind is a little confused, I can't remember where I found it. It seems to have been caught accidentally from the counter. The boss sighed, oh, this thief lady, she hid her wallet well every day, in fact, I was looking for her wallet every day, but unfortunately, my luck was not as good as you, and I never found her wallet. Three girls asked in shock, huh? Boss, you are looking for her wallet every day. If you find her wallet, what are you going to do? The boss smiled, you have a stubborn head, I found her wallet, naturally I want to use it, why do you say I am looking for money? As long as you have money, you can do many things. For example, you can go to Huajie to find a girl to sleep for a while, or go to the opium house to have a smoking addiction. Once again, you can also go to the bathhouse to take a bath. It is said that the bathing girls in the bathhouse are all look like gods, just give them A small amount of money can allow them to take care of their whole body. You know, the thing of a man needs regular maintenance and massage, and the girl in the bathhouse uses meticulous techniques and presses it comfortably. When the boss said this, his previously panicked expression was swept away, and there was even a trivial and triumphant smile on his mouth. The three girls are contemptuous and contemptuous. You are just a bastard. When are you still thinking about the girl in the bathhouse? You are really cheap. The boss sneered, you country girl, what do you know? My wife doesn't want me to get the money, she is worried that I will find another woman. She is just a vinegar pot, who binds her hands and feet every day and keeps me tight. I have been with her for so many years, and I feel that I am even gasping depressed. I am very depressed. Do you understand? I really need to find a girl, oh, of course, it's better to be a group of girls to give vent. After speaking, he laughed triumphantly. "