Lu Fei smiled, "Haha, is this girlfriend sick? She didn't even touch her hands, so she started to wipe her hands with a handkerchief. It's crazy."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You think your girlfriend has a problem with her brain, but in her opinion, his wife is sick, or in the end, she said that his wife has a disease of Hualiu."

Luffy laughed loudly, "It's interesting, this is what the legend says is terrible. No matter what the world is, it is the spitting stars that kill people."

The village chief smiled, "Well, you two stop, let me continue. The wife was talking, and she moved closer involuntarily, and my girlfriend immediately screamed like a pig. Hey, you stop me. Stand there and don’t come here again. Remember, don’t come near me. Hualiu disease is very contagious. I don’t want to be infected by you. When my wife heard her girlfriend say this, her heart was broken and tingling. But when my old friend said it like this, it was naturally heartache. I had to explain, good sister, listen to me, I don’t have the disease at all. Those people are talking nonsense. My girlfriend sneered, those people? Are you stupid? The person who said that the Hualiu disease is not someone else, but your husband. When I heard my girlfriend say this, my wife was shocked and could not help but yelled, ah? What did you say? My husband actually said that I have Hualiu disease? My girlfriend nodded, yes, otherwise, why would everyone believe that? If you believe this, if you change what others say, you will definitely think it is nonsense. However, the person who says you have Hualiu disease happens to be your husband. Your wife feels physically one Shocked, I almost fell to the ground. I hurriedly grabbed the big tree on the side of the road before I managed to stand firm and coughed twice. My dear sister, I would like to ask you, when did that **** in my family say that I have bloom disease Yes? My girlfriend frowned and pondered for a long time before she slowly said, I said you, really confused. Didn't your husband say that you have Hualiu disease on the day when you beat you in public? His wife shook his head, how could it be possible? I have no impression. What? My girlfriend pondered for a while, and seemed to be trying to recall what happened that day. It took a long time before she said, oh, I remembered, that day, at the end, he used wicker to pump you hard, and you seemed to faint and lose He felt it, and then he hugged you and walked into his own hall. As he walked, he turned his head and told us that you had Hualiu disease and the symptoms were already very serious. The wife was startled first, and then smiled incredibly. This bastard, he really is Are you saying that? My girlfriend sneered. We are good sisters. Do you think I will lie to you? All I tell is the truth. There is no lie. My wife feels extremely wronged, but I don't have Hualiu disease at all. Good sister, you have to believe me, I am healthy, I am innocent, you also know that people like Hualiu disease are not something people like me can get, and I am not a fan in a prostitute, how can I get it? What about that kind of visceral disease? My wife felt helpless. She staggered forward and rushed towards her girlfriend. At this moment, she felt weak and wanted to fall into a warm embrace and cry happily. However, this simple thought of her, for the moment, is no different from an extravagant hope. Before she threw herself into the arms of her girlfriend, she immediately drew away, she fell directly to the ground and fell a dog. Chewing on the mud, her chin was knocked on the hard stone road, and the pain caused her tears to overflow into her eyes. At that time, she was very embarrassed, lying on the ground, unable to climb up, she stretched out a hand with difficulty, begging Looked at my girlfriend, humble and honest, good sister, please, trust me. I really don’t have the disease. My girlfriend sneered, good sister, it’s not that I don’t believe you, it’s mainly because your husband said this , If someone else said it, I might just treat it as farting, but your husband said this, so people couldn't help but believe it. After finishing talking, the girlfriend threw the veil in her hand on the ground in disgust. It was a light purple veil with some beautiful dark purple flowers embroidered on the veil. The small flowers were the size of rice grains, all hanging on the curly purple sauce. On the vines, there are blossoming blooming in a lively manner. Under the bright sunshine, the veil was like a graceful light purple butterfly, staying quietly on the stone road. My girlfriend lost her veil, her eyes were wiped with Dan Kou, still looking at the veil on the ground with a sigh, alas, I bought this handkerchief again. And the embroidery of the handkerchief is still my favorite style, so beautiful purple flowers, it's so lost, it's a pity. Forget it, since the veil is already dirty, it has only been lost. What a pity it is a beautiful veil. Wife angered, what do you mean? Do you want to say that your hand just touched my hand and you wiped your hand with the kerchief, so you must lose the kerchief? Don’t you mean that my hands are not clean? My girlfriend laughed, oops, you are really careless. I just lost a veil, why are you so emotional? But, to be honest, since you are suffering from Hualiu disease, the things you touched by your hands are definitely contaminated by the virus. So I said that this veil can't be requested. Having said that, my girlfriend raised her hand with Dancome painted on her nails, and looked carefully for a long time, sighing, alas, after all, I still have to go back and wash my hands quickly. Wife sneered, are you as for? I threw the handkerchief again and washed my hands. You know, my hand didn't touch yours at all. You throw your handkerchief and wash your hands now. Isn’t that an exaggeration? My girlfriend looked at her beautiful white hands and sneered, hum! You have to know that what you are carrying is not an ordinary virus, but the terrible flower willow virus. It is said that the flower willow virus is very toxic and can spread through the air. So, even if my hand did not touch yours just now Hands, it is still possible to be infected with the virus, oh, no more, I have to go quickly, I am going home to wash my hands. Goodbye. After finishing talking, the best friend stopped paying attention to his wife, but turned and left, walking fast and running away. The wife got up from the ground and looked at the back of her best friend who was going away. She cursed fiercely, really **** neurosis, you have Hualiu disease. My best friend has gone far away, and heard his wife yelling behind her, she couldn’t help turning around, and smiled, good sister, it’s the same sentence, saying that you are sick with flowers and willows. It is your husband. If you two get along day and night, he treats you. Is it very clear that what he said could be false? The wife said angrily, he is a bastard, a bastard, you idiots, you actually believe his words, what about your IQ? Do you have a brain? "