Lu Fei smiled, "Here, the funny plot has appeared again. This Taoist priest, I am also drunk, and I just practiced hypnotism, but I don't know how to solve it, and I dare to use it? This—what can I say? "

Mo Yue laughed, "Didn't the Taoist priests have made it very clear. Just now, he was in a hurry and came up with a way to hypnotize the teacher. He didn't say it very clearly. He wanted to remove the cold air in the teacher. Thorough removal will stimulate his brain, so he decided to hypnotize the teacher, so as not to cause irritation to his brain. In fact, the Taoist priest seems to be right."

Lu Fei smiled, "There is definitely no mistake, but what is cheating now is that the teacher is hypnotized by the Taoist and will wake up after an hour. Now, what should they do?"

Mo Yue smiled, "However, the only thing that is gratifying is that the woman finally doesn't have to worry about the tea set anymore."

Luffy laughed, "Could it be that you still want her to continue to tell the story of the tea set and the third wife?"

Mo Yue smiled, "I just think it's funny. At this time, she can still think of the tea set and the story of the third wife."

Luffy smiled, "So you said, women are destined to be difficult, because they will always turn to the inexplicable details at the critical moment."

Mo Yue nodded, "Isn't it? That's the truth. Women are by nature. So, in modern times, it is not unreasonable that the entire human society has entered the patrilineal clan society. Major things like the rule of the country and the peace, naturally It still has to be done by men."

The village chief laughed and said, "Well, you two stop, let me continue. The wife cried forever with the teacher in her arms, the Taoist sighed, okay, your husband is not dead, you say you cry like this, Just like he has passed away. His wife stopped crying and said angrily, ah? You actually said that, isn't it cursing my husband? Taoist smiled bitterly, your words are really interesting, I am helping you kindly, and I I didn’t charge a penny of your sesame oil money. It’s fine now, but you still say mine instead? Forget it, I’m not as good as leaving now. This mess was originally caused by your husband. Ask your husband to clean it up. Now, my words, let me leave first. After the Taoist said, he flicked the dust and turned and left. When the wife saw this, she immediately chased him crying and grabbed the Taoist priest, crying, Master, you can’t go. The Taoist sneered, Why can't I leave? The world does everything to do things for good. I am helping you for nothing now, and I have not received the benefit of a penny. You said, what is the reason for me to help you? My wife coughed twice. , Pointing to his sleeping husband, sternly, very simple, you hypnotized my husband, he is now in a state of lethargy and can’t wake up. You did this, you can’t lift your feet and leave. Taoist priest looks at The teacher who was still asleep had a look of guilt on his face, that, I did hypnotize him. But I hypnotized him to help him get rid of the cold air in his body. His wife angered, eh? Just continue. How can there be a reason to do only half of things? The Taoist frowned, but I didn’t have the slightest benefit. Why should I go on doing it? There’s no reason to continue. My wife sneered, it seems you just said What a cultivator, Xuanhu Jishi’s words are just talking, in fact, in the bones, you are just a profit-seeking villain. Without money, you will not do anything at all. Taoist smiles, um, even if it is. A cultivator also needs to eat. If there is no money, there is no food to eat. How can you make me jump over the most direct causal relationship? And your husband has made it like this and has nothing to do with me, you He said he was fine and went to the burnt hotel? And he stayed until the middle of the night before returning home. He brought back the wandering spirits in your house. What's wrong with me? All the troubles He caused it by himself. Who can he blame? His wife sneered, hum, I admit that all the trouble was caused by my husband, but my husband is now in a coma, but he was hypnotized by you. This You can’t get rid of anything. The Taoist stammers, yes, that’s right. However, I hypnotized him to save him. The wife laughed, well, since you decide to save him, then continue to do it. Let's go down. How can there be a reason to give up halfway? Just after the voice fell, the wife stepped back at will, feeling that her foot was stepping on something, that thing was hard, stepped on, crumbly, and squeaked, that thing She actually stepped on it. She lifted her foot in surprise and looked down, and found that her feet were full of dark purple fragments. She immediately understood what she was stepping on. She couldn't help exclaiming, God, I just took one. The teacup is crushed. Taoist is bitter Laugh, it's just a teacup, what's all the fuss about? The wife picked up a purple shard from the ground, looked at the oil lamp carefully, and said angrily, what do you know? I told you just now, this is not an ordinary tea set. This tea set is an antique and it is valuable. After finishing speaking, looking at the fragments on the floor, clutching his head, yelling distressedly, oh my god, it's over, my tea set is all broken, just now, those **** broke my teapot. Now, I personally stepped on the last teacup. Damn me, the only chance to make a fortune is completely gone. The wife looked at the fragments on the floor, her thoughts were grayed out, and she cried so much. Taoist priest can't laugh or cry, don't cry, stop. It's really noisy. You women are really troublesome, cry at every turn. The wife cried, "If you don't understand, you are just like my dead husband. You don't pay attention to money management at all, let alone making a fortune. You know how to work hard and live a solid life." I ask you now, can I get rich if I live hard and earnestly? The Taoist priest smiled and said, as far as I know, if you work hard and live your life, although you can't get rich, you won't starve to death. The wife smiled bitterly, so people like you will never get rich. What do you say? People have no foreign wealth and are not rich, and horses have no night and grass and are not fat. Otherwise, how do you think those rich people get their money? The Taoist said with a smile, I seem to have told you that I am a cultivator. I don't care about things like money or other things in my heart at all. The income from my work is enough to feed myself. My wife is impatient and authentic. Forget it, I can’t tell you. You are just like my husband. You have the same virtue. My husband also has the same virtue. He reads a lot of books and his brain is awkward. If you can talk about money like dirt, then I Now I ask you, if you don’t have this dung, what would you eat? Do you drink northwest wind? "