Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3589: I read it wrong

Lu Fei smiled, "Tsk tsk, what kind of strange plot is this? Is it a monster with a pig head?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Looking at this plot, I'm afraid it is going to be transferred to the birth of the second brother, right?"

Lu Fei smiled, "What the second brother? What the **** are you talking about?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Second Brother, don't you know? It seems that your Journey to the West is in vain."

Lu Fei smiled, "Oh, Journey to the West? I see, you mean, that little piglet is the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie?"

Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, it seems that since ancient times, only Zhu Bajie is a monster with a pig head."

Luffy laughed loudly, "Magic Yue, you have a hearing problem. The village chief said it was a monster with a human head and pig body."

The village chief smiled, "Yes, what I said was indeed a monster with a baby-headed pig body."

Mo Yue smiled embarrassedly, "Hmm, then I misunderstood."

The village chief smiled, "Okay, don't talk about it, let me continue. By the way, the uncle who raises the pig was frightened by the strange pig. You think, the uncle is so good. After a lifetime of pigs, when they arrived, they saw that the pigs they raised gave birth to such a strange little piglet. No matter who came across this kind of thing, it would feel hard to understand. The village head brought a few strong young men to stop the uncle. The uncle was too tired for a long time, so he just sat down and collapsed on the ground. At this time, his wife and children ran over and surrounded him, the family hugged him, crying dimly. The village head waited for them to stop crying, The mood eased a little, and then he coughed and asked, what happened to you just now? Was it hysteria, or something? Why did you run wild in the village? Uncle sighed, the village chief, are you I don’t know. My sow has given birth. The village chief smiles bitterly. Isn’t that a good thing? The sow gives birth to baby, and you can make money again when the baby piglet grows up. Uncle smiles bitterly and earns a fart! I'm afraid After that little pig grew up, no one dared to eat its meat. When everyone saw that he was strange, they all gathered, staring at the uncle, pricked their ears, and listened to him to continue. The village chief asked anxiously, you are stupid Do you know what you’re talking about? Uncle sighed, of course I do, mainly because you didn’t see the appearance of the little piglet. As long as you see it, you will be as crazy as me when you keep it. Next, everyone became curious and said in unison, what exactly does that little piglet look like? Uncle sighed, come with me, I will take you to see, I believe you will see that little pig Broken. After speaking, stood up and walked staggeringly ahead. Everyone looked dumbfounded, and they all took strides and followed behind. When the uncle arrived in the pigpen, the sow was still like before. He lowered his head lovingly and licked his little piglet. He looked like a gentle and good mother. At this moment, the uncle had already run out of breath. How could he still have time to appreciate this warm picture of mother and child? A lunge ran to the pigsty, opened the door of the pigsty, broke in, bent down, and was about to reach out to pick up the piglet licked by the sow, but was surprised to find that the piglet looked like this The appearance of an ordinary pig is not a monster with a human head and a pig body. The uncle was blinded, and after a closer look, the few piglets lying under the sow are all normal piglets. There is no monster with a human head and pig body. What? Just when the uncle was stunned, the village chief arrived with a large group of villagers. Because this incident disturbed the whole village, so many people came and the pigsty could not be crowded. Most people had to stand Watching the excitement outside the pigsty. The village chief took a lot of effort to squeeze into the pigsty. He saw the uncle squatting in front of the sow in a daze. He couldn't help but exclaimed, oh, what the **** are you doing? You said there was a problem with the piglets born to the sow? In my opinion, how can there be any problematic piglets? These piglets are all puffed, are they not very healthy? Uncle looked at the little piglets sleeping soundly, I don’t know how to explain it. I stammered, but when I came back from hogweed just now, I ran into the pigpen and found that a piglet grows like other piglets. Different. The village chief smiled, what's different? Isn't it just a pig, what else can it look like? Uncle sighed, hey, that little pig looks like--oh, how can I explain it to you? In fact, I am also a little bit blinded now, but I did see it just now. It is like other piglets, lying next to its mother and sleeping. When things got to this point, the uncle looked back and saw countless villagers who came to see the lively. He was so nervous that he couldn't straighten his tongue. When he talked, his mouth hissed, and now he began to suspect that he might really be wrong. . The village chief is an old river and lake. At a glance, he can see the unconfidence on the face of the uncle. He laughs loudly, brother, I said you, the guarantee is wrong. You have so many pigs, every day you are busy feeding pigs with pig grass, and your feet are not touching the ground. It is inevitable that you have dazzled eyes. Just now, you specified that you were wrong. Uncle sighed, well, I think so too, I might really be dazzled. I'm sorry. Everyone, go back, look at me, such a bluff, toss all the villagers into the pigsty. My pigsty is dirty and smelly, it's not a good place for hospitality, so please go back. Everyone sighed, alas, it turned out to be wrong. What a disappointment, I thought there was something weird to see. The village chief coughed and coughed, ah, since he was just dazzled, then please go back. If you are scattered, why should you go? Don’t look around here. It will also affect people’s feeding and cleaning of pigs. ring. Everyone nodded and turned away angrily. The village chief saw that everyone had turned and left, and planned to go home, but when he turned around, he found that the uncle was still squatting in front of the sow, staring stupidly at the little piglets. Seeing him look demented, the village chief couldn't help but walk over, sternly, hello, brother, what are you doing here? There is so much work in your pigsty, you have to chop pig grass, feed the pigs, and clean the pigsty. Now you are not working, but squatting here, staring at a few piglets silly. What does it mean? Strangely, the village head opened his throat and shouted for a long time, but the uncle didn't react at all, still looking at the little pigs idiotically. The village chief couldn't stand it, so he walked over and grabbed the uncle and shook it vigorously. Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you stupid? Am I talking to you? Hey? Are you saying something? What happened to you? Is your brain flooded? speak! The village chief was frightened by the uncle's dementia, he tore his throat and roared. "