Lu Fei smiled, "Silly Niu'er is actually not stupid. Uncle followed for a long time, and he finally understood that the uncle is delaying time with him."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Isn't that stupid yet, I think he is stupid enough. The uncle has been around with him for a long time, and he finally realized that the uncle is procrastinating. He did not find out in the first place. Uncle’s intention, this shows that his brain is still a bit problematic. At least his reaction is much slower than ordinary people."

Luffy nodded, "Yes, if it weren't because of his slow mind, how could he have been with the uncle for so long?"

The village head smiled bitterly, "Okay, don't say anything, let me continue. The silly cow stood in front of the locked fence door, stomping his feet with anger, bastard, you actually locked the pigpen door Got it? I'll ask you, when did you lock the pigsty door? Uncle sneered, just now, I secretly locked it while you didn't pay attention. The silly cow angered, you are too sinister Now, how can I lock the pigpen door when I am not paying attention? The uncle smiled, silly boy, aren’t you talking a joke? The pigs in the pigpen are all my property. I came out naturally. The door of the pen is locked. If they run out, the money I invested will be lost? Besides, the money I invested is borrowed from my natal family. In this case, my pig pen The pigs inside are even more terrible. The silly cow said angrily, hum, that's enough, shut up. Stop talking, since I have decided to release them, now I must find a way to open the pigsty door. Uncle Seeing the silly cow staring at him with scorching eyes, thinking that he would rush to grab the key, he trembled with fright, and went straight back. Who knows, the silly cow stared at him, staring at him for a while, then suddenly turned around. Go to the pigpen again. Go to the pigpen, grab the fence door of the pigpen, shake wildly, this time at the same time, the ear-piercing creaking sound rang, and the pigs in the pigpen are all squeaking. I got up and ran around nervously in the pigpen. However, in this case, the silly cow was still crazy, grabbing the fence gate and shaking it hard. Uncle couldn’t help it anymore, ran over and grabbed I stayed with a silly cow and wanted to pull him away. Who knows that the silly cow had been prepared for a while, and he flashed his body aside, then raised his foot and hooked, the uncle felt his step trip, screamed, and fell to the ground. A fall, but he did not fall lightly. Because the uncle was leaning forward on the ground, he fell in front of the fence door. There was a trough in front of the fence. The trough was made of cement and reinforced concrete. It is common in rural areas. When the uncle fell, half of his body was pressed on the trough, and at that time, the silly cow hooked with his foot, and the uncle leaped into the air and pressed heavily on the trough, cold. The hard food trough made him scream, and his body fell on the trough, feeling as if something hard and sharp happened to separate his body from the middle, causing abrupt pain. The uncle groaned. Rolled down from the trough, kept humming, swearing vaguely, bastard, you hurt me. The silly cow saw the uncle rolling to the fence of the pigsty in embarrassment and didn't plan to leave. I used to help him up, just coldly and authentic, uncle, this is how you hindered me. Now, do you understand? Your blocking is no different from a man’s arm as a car. What should come is always coming. I’m going to open the pigpen’s door , No one can stop me. Uncle first lay on the ground, then turned over again, stroked his chest with his hand, moaning constantly, bastard, you fool, my body seems to have been knocked down by a hard food trough Two halves. You really killed me. Silly cow sneered, uncle, I really didn’t expect that a person like you is quite squeamish. I tell you, although the trough is hard, it’s impossible to kill you. The body was knocked in half. Because the trough is not a guillotine, it is impossible to knock your body in half. Besides, the human body has flesh and bones, how can it be easily knocked in half by the trough? Although the uncle knew that the silly Niu'er made sense, he felt a burning pain in his chest and couldn't stand it. He still hummed and hummed, but he couldn't. It hurts. It feels like I didn't fall on the trough just now, but on a guillotine. It's the feeling that the body splits in the middle. Why do you think your heart is so cruel? Actually come up with this kind of insidious trick to get me a horse? You kid, I misunderstood you. I feel more and more that you may not be as stupid as you seem. Silly cow sneered, uncle, you just brought me a hungry tiger to eat, you took the initiative to pounce on it, is it my shit? You rushed up, and then, as soon as I let in, you fell on the trough. Uncle angrily said, I'm pooh! Your child is so bad now, did you just give in? Could it be that you just stretched your foot and tripped me, so you won't count it? Silly cow coughed twice, oh, just stretched out your foot and tripped you? I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry. Uncle scolded, Bah! You guy who lacks a string in your head has learned to lie now. Just now you obviously stumbled on me with your feet, but now you don’t admit it? The uncle is very dissatisfied with the disapproval attitude of the silly Niuer now. Now that he is squandered, he is naturally very upset. Who knows that the silly Niuer saw him angry and did not move at all. Instead, he smiled honestly, uncle, I know you What do you want, don't you just want to stop me from opening the pigpen door? I'm telling you, I've opened this door, and you can't stop me. These poor pigs you imprisoned, they must go back to the forest immediately. Uncle angered, huh? I said silly boy, are you crazy? Let me tell you one last time, you can't do that. Silly cow sneered, uncle, what can't I do? Please make it clear. Uncle laughed, silly boy, it seems that you are really not stupid, at least you know how to pretend to be stupid in front of me, I mean, you should be very clear, you must not let my pig. For me, those pigs are not just pigs. They are my investment and a year of hard work. I told you before that I borrowed the money to buy those pigs. If you put them all away , I really can't explain to my wife. If she knew that I was watching you let the pig go, I believe she would immediately run to the kitchen, grab a kitchen knife and hack me to death. So, you mustn't let the pig go now, just treat it as saving my life. The silly cow laughed, uncle, you are really interesting, do you think there is any direct relationship between the fact that I let the pig and the aunt cut you with the kitchen knife? The uncle nodded, yes, of course. If you let the pigs go, my wife will definitely not let me go. As for whether she turned around with an axe or a kitchen knife, I don't know. "