Luffy smiled bitterly, "This uncle is currently doing everything possible to dissuade the silly cow from killing people, persuading them, and frightening them. It is really busy for the uncle. But as for the final result, only God knows. "

Mo Yue smiled and said, "As a result, haven't you seen it? Silly Niu'er has been scared to tears by the uncle."

Lu Fei smiled, "But, I feel that even though the fool has not enough brains, he is not really so stupid that he has no brains at all. Just being fooled by the uncle like this, I feel unlikely."

The village chief smiled, "Well, don't talk anymore, let me continue. At this time, the silly cow has been frightened by what the uncle said, and his mouth was so startled that he couldn't close for a long time. After all, for a fool with low IQ, prison is really an unknown place. In fact, not only for fools, but also for people with normal IQ, prison is still a mysterious place, in the eyes of normal people. The prison is just a place where prisoners who have violated various laws and regulations are held. The uncle looked pale when he saw the silly cow, and he was smug in his heart. He said that he must completely dispel the idea of ​​this silly boy. So he sneered. Dao, silly boy, it’s not that the uncle wants to scare you. But, since you call me uncle and treat me as an elder, I might as well tell you the truth and talk about those things in prison. Uncle said here, In order to increase the horror effect of the story, and to make the silly cow concentrate, he deliberately coughed twice and cleared his throat. Seeing that the silly cow was panting with fright, he slowly said this prison. I don’t understand. But I have a cousin who likes to make troubles-when it comes to this, the silly Niuer can't help but interject and ask, uncle, you are all this age, how can you have a troublesome cousin? Normal man? The age of trouble is about 20 years old. It is said that teenage boys are the most rebellious. Therefore, teenagers are the most troublesome. Uncle, is it possible that you are at this age. Do you have a teenage cousin? Uncle smiles bitterly, silly boy, I know you would say that, that cousin is not the kind with close blood relationship, but in terms of seniority, he is indeed my cousin. Brother, and you’re right, his age is indeed seventeen or eighteen. This age is when a man is most energetic, his cousin is naturally rude, and he can talk to others if he doesn’t agree. The kind of fighting. I remember that when he was still in school, he liked to fight with boys in the school. Oh, yes, it seems that the school expelled him because he was in a fight. He didn’t love it at all. Going to school, every day to go to school, is forced to go out by his parents. If his parents are not at home one day, he is happy to stay at home all day and refuse to go to school. So children like him are It was natural to be happy to expel him. His parents found him another school, but he refused to go. In the end, his parents were too lazy to take care of him, so he spent the whole day playing games at home, or just running around with a group of friends, friends, and friends. You should know that the kind of half-old kid who has nothing to go out and run around will always cause something to happen. During the Chinese New Year last year, he and a group of friends went to town to play, and his friends were like him, all in their teens. They are also some drop-out teenagers. They are all punks who don’t learn well all day long. Of course, my cousin was also a punks at that time. He refused to study and played around every day. Those gangsters are no different. I can’t remember the exact time of the incident. It seems to be after the fifteenth of the first lunar month. My cousin made an appointment with the group of friends and said that he would go to town for a drink first, and then go see it together. Lantern. You know, every year On the fifteenth of the first lunar month, there is a Lantern Festival in the town. The silly cow nodded, um, I seem to have been to the Lantern Festival you mentioned. I remember that the place where the Lantern Festival is held is the river bank. The long river bank can’t see the end, and the banks are covered with all kinds of things. At night, the beautiful lanterns are all lit up. Oh, the whole river bank is illuminated. It's really beautiful. There are also cruise ships to sit on, and as soon as it gets dark, the cruise ships are full of people. All those people go to see the lanterns. It’s so beautiful to see them by boat at night. It's a pity that you need money to take a boat. I don't have any money. I can only walk around the embankment. However, I believe that the feeling of sitting on the boat and watching the lantern is the best. Uncle nodded, yes, you are right, even though my family is not rich, but on the fifteenth day of last year, under the influence of my wife, I couldn’t help but buy two ferry tickets to experience it. The feeling of taking a boat to see the lantern. Indeed, as you might imagine, people are sitting in a boat, and the boatman does not paddle, but the wind blows the boat into the wind. Looking up, there are lights on the bank and lights in the river. It seems that the whole river The **** becomes a world made up of lanterns, all around, besides all kinds of lanterns, there are people's brilliant smiling faces. Although people swim in the middle of the river, although they are just sitting in a boat, they feel like wandering in the sky, as if the lanterns are the bright stars in the sky, and the river is the Milky Way in the sky. Silly cow sighed, alas, uncle, you said it well. You describe it exactly. At that time, I felt that way. Of course, I didn't have the money to take a boat. I could only imagine the feeling of sitting on the boat. It was about the feeling of traveling in the galaxy. It's just that I haven't studied for a few days, and I want to express, but my words are boring, and the words don't express the meaning. After all, I can't paint such a delicate scene. Uncle smiled bitterly, kid, made you laugh. In fact, the uncle has also studied, but on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month last year, the uncle couldn't help his wife’s instigation and spent money to make a boat. He witnessed the beauty of lanterns and moonlight intertwined with each other, and personally experienced a boat ride to see the lanterns. a feeling of. It feels so beautiful. People sitting on the boat, as if floating in the sky, feel like there is nothing under them, and the whole person is in a suspended state. That feeling is so beautiful that it cannot be expressed in words. Although the money we spent on the boat ride was almost the price of a pig, I bit my teeth and bought two boat tickets to take my wife on a boat trip. Sure enough, as my wife said, there are so many beautiful things in life. It is a pity not to try them. Anyway, it was a very pleasant visit. I remember that night, the moonlight was beautiful, the lanterns were beautiful, and the smiling faces of the tourists were more beautiful. "