Lu Fei laughed, "The story's direction has become interesting again. On such a beautiful night, tourists are watching the moon and watching the lights. These little gangsters rushing to the boat, isn't it a terrible sight?"

Moyue smiled bitterly, "There are indeed a few mice that have broken the sense of sight of a pot of soup, but the gangsters insisted on rushing into the boat. I believe the people on the boat can't stop it."

Luffy smiled and said, "It should be the case. The most difficult thing in the world is the gangsters. Because these gangsters are some idle demon kings. They rely on their youth and strength to do all bad things. It seems to them. Come, kidnapping, and molesting women is their right way, and they are still developing rapidly on this crooked way, deviating from the right way and drifting away from the right way, but they never get tired of it, it seems-mixed is the most important thing in their lives. Thing."

The village chief laughed, "Well, you guys don't talk any more, let me continue. The uncle talked a lot, and the silly cow was almost patiently listening. It was easy to wait until the uncle stopped breathing. The time of your child, the silly Niuer was able to put his mouth in, coughing and coughing, uncle, don’t you want to tell the story of your cousin who is a **** in jail? Why did you turn your eyes on the night at noon last year? Is the light watching the moon coming up? The uncle smiled, you child, is there all slurries in your mind? Don’t you remember all of what I told you just now? What I told you is because of the first month When watching the moon on the night of the fifteenth, my cousin had an accident and was put in jail. The silly cow nodded, um, I remember, you did say so, so now, you are planning to spend that night What happened, I said about it. Uncle nodded, um, that’s it. I will now tell everything that happened that night. Speaking of it, it was a life-long thing that made my cousin regret. Because of that incident, he went to jail. After he got out of prison, his temperament changed drastically. Now, compared to before, he looks like a different person. Silly cow frowns, then what has he become now? The uncle sighed, now he's completely obedient. He used to have long hair and didn’t shave his beard. He stayed at home and would not do anything except playing games. Even if the soy sauce bottle at home fell, he According to his parents, his room is full of all kinds of trash, because he never cleans the room. As long as he goes out, he locks the door to prevent others from entering his room, so his The room is messy, and there is often a smell coming out. Oh, yes, according to his parents, he doesn't like to take a bath, and there is always a sour smell on his body. Silly cow hears this, hey hey, yo, Your cousin, why are you just like me? I don’t like to take a bath. I don’t like to take a bath. Every time I take a bath, I just jump into the river and rinse off. Uncle smiles bitterly, um, you finally found me. He's the same sloppy person. Okay, let's not talk about him before, because the previous cousin was too scumbag, didn't like cleanliness, and was lazy. In the words of his parents, he was lazy and liked to make trouble. But he After returning from prison, it seemed like a completely different person. Not only did he like to clean, he cleaned up the room before nothing happened, and he treated his family with modesty and politeness. His parents said that prison is really a good place to educate people, even his cousin. A Hunshi Devil can be reformed. The uncle couldn’t help laughing at this. Alas, in the eyes of the world, the prison has always been a big dyeing vat, but in the eyes of the cousin’s parents, the prison is a savior and a thoroughness. Renovate my son’s place. Okay, I won’t go into details about the changes to my cousin here. I’ll go on to talk about what happened on the night of the fifteenth day of the first month of last year. At that time, the gangsters rushed to the boat and shouted Yelling, they came so abruptly that they frightened all the tourists on the boat, because at that time, all the tourists on the boat stayed relaxed on the boat, either sitting or lying down. The chairs on the boat were originally not enough. For a few nights The ship’s people simply sat on the ground, sitting directly on the ship’s side, touching the railing , Looking at the lanterns on both sides of the embankment. You said that at that time, even the people on the ship didn't have enough seats, and the last people who boarded the ship like those little punks would naturally not have seats. But those little gangsters didn't follow them, and stood on the bow of the ship, screaming and screaming. In fact, as soon as the little gangsters got on the boat, I could tell at a glance that the little gangster in the lead was my cousin. My wife also recognized the sloppy guy with long hair as my cousin. She immediately pulled me aside and asked me in a low voice, husband, isn’t this your cousin? Why did he get here. Still drunk? I looked back at my cousin. There were several large lanterns hung on the bow of the ship, illuminating the river embankment as bright as daylight, and the few gangsters standing on the bow of the ship. I clearly saw those All the gangsters were drunk, especially the cousin, who had flushed face and red eyes when he drank. When talking, his tongue was drooping, and his eyes were lost when he saw people. Based on my many years of life experience, I can see that if it were not for drinking too much alcohol, I would never become drunk. Later, we asked my cousin, and my cousin admitted that he drank at least half a catty of white wine at that time, and he still drank grassland white with a high degree. The silly cow said in surprise, what is grassland white? Uncle sighed, you stupid boy, don't know anything. Grassland white is a kind of strong wine, especially the dry grassland has the highest whiteness. This grassland white is produced in Inner Mongolia. Anyone who likes to drink knows that this kind of wine has great strength. Once you drink too much, you can do everything. It may happen that a distant relative of my family suffered a stroke after drinking half a catty of grassland white. The silly cow exclaimed again, oh my god, had a stroke? This is really panic. The so-called stroke is not hemiplegia? Uncle sighed. After a person has a stroke, it is not necessarily just hemiplegia, but other pathological manifestations, such as sudden fainting, hemiplegia, numbness, and crooked tongue. In fact, this hemiplegia is hemiplegia, but hemiplegia is our spoken language, and hemiplegia is a medical term. Silly Niu'er was trembling with fright when he heard it. Damn, if you drink too much, you can drink a hemiplegia and scare you to death. It seems that wine is really not a good thing. Fortunately, I don't have the money to buy wine or drink, otherwise the wine might pit me up. The uncle smiled and said, okay, if you say, don't mention drinking, you can't even eat, what kind of wine can you drink? But, to be honest, my cousin was drunk that day, but he did not drink to the point of having a stroke. If he really drank a stroke, then he would not cause trouble later. The result of imprisonment. "