This time, the village chief did not wait for Luffy to interrupt, so he went on.

"Silly Niu'er opened his mouth wide when he heard this. In fact, he is still very vague about matters between men and women. Although he did that kind of thing with that sow, he has never had anything with humans. At this moment, he heard the uncle say that the men and women are affectionate in public, and he couldn't help but stretch out his hands to make gestures. It was just a scene of the affection between men and women. He had only seen it in the open-air cinema at the entrance of the village. Silly Niu'er imagined the scenes he had seen in the movie before, stretched out his hand to shoot on his mouth for a long time, then touched his hands on his body, groaning in his mouth, and then asked the uncle, is that right? Over there, the uncle had already been so happy from ear to ear, and smiled, yes, that's it. However, you are acting like a bachelor scratching a wall. The silly cow was surprised, what is a bachelor scratching a wall? Uncle laughed, you stupid boy, don’t you even understand that a bachelor scratches a wall? A silly cow smiled, I really don’t know. Uncle smiles bitterly, okay, you don’t understand, I’ll explain to you, what about this bachelor , I couldn’t sleep alone at night. As a result, there was a woman's scream next door, and the sound of the bed board hitting the wall—the silly cow said, ah? It’s midnight, isn’t the neighbor next door beating his wife? Uncle laughed. I can’t keep my mouth shut, I said you stupid boy, really silly and cute, how can a man beat his wife in the middle of the night? Silly cow said in surprise, what are they doing? Most of the night, women scream, and bed board The sound of hitting the wall? Uncle laughed. Of course they were doing that kind of thing. Uncle looked at Silly Niu'er's almost idiot face with a puzzled look, and couldn't help smiling bitterly. What they did was you and the sow The kind of thing he did. Now, the silly cow seemed to understand suddenly, he jumped up all of a sudden, and laughed, oh, I understand. It’s the kind of, oh, one by one, and then, You can have a baby. The fool said and gestured with his hands, dancing with excitement. Although he was jumping with excitement, he still held the axe in his hand. Every time he jumped, the axe swayed. The blade was aimed at the uncle, scaring the uncle to death. Facing the bright and sharp edge, the uncle dodged from left to right, just to avoid the edge of the axe. The uncle was scared and sweated, and the silly cow smiled. , It’s fun, it’s fun, I’ve figured it out now. When humans do that kind of thing, they are the same as pigs. When sows do that kind of thing, women also hum and chirp. It seems, All female animals in the world are all the same. When doing that kind of thing, they all hum, I understand, I understand all of them. Even though I have never had a woman, I have made love to a sow Pass it. It seems that mothers are humming the same as intimacy with people and pigs. The fool laughed and jumped around, like an excited monkey scratching a lot of lice. Uncle His head hurts because of his quarrel, and worried about being hit by an axe, so I had to stop him, cough and cough twice, hey, I said silly boy, you should be quiet, listen to me and tell you the story. Silly cow nodded , Oh, I remembered. I just said that the men and women who looked like father and daughter actually made actions that only couples would do. Uncle nodded, yes , That pair of men and women are very different in age, and the woman is very beautiful, with heavy makeup, almost every man on the boat is staring at her, and she is at the age of the flower season, with a pale face. , Looks like a ripe peach, it makes people look like they can't help but want to take a bite. My cousin walked towards the pair of men and women. I stroked my wife's back and said softly, okay, my cousin has gone. But my wife was terrified. She always refused to stick her head out of my arms. I had to hug her tightly and comfort her in a low voice. I was completely relieved when I heard her cry gradually turn into a low whimper. . At this time, the cousin had walked up to the man and woman and stood still. The couple was trembling with fright a long time ago, and the woman, like my wife, retracted into the man's arms and did not dare to lift her head. The man turned pale with fright and kept begging, eldest brother for mercy. My cousin sneered, I said this uncle, regardless of age, I should call you uncle, and you still call me the eldest brother, isn't it a loss of my life span? The man cried out, no, I'd better call your brother. The cousin stepped forward and stepped on the man’s knee with a shoe full of nails. The man was originally sitting on a chair and was stepped on the knee by his cousin. He immediately thumped, slid off the chair and knelt on the ground. The woman was originally snuggled in the arms of the man, and the man fell to the ground. She also slid from the chair and fell to the ground. However, she was not kneeling on the ground, she was lying on the ground, and her face was covered by her long hair. , Can't see her face clearly, but judging from her trembling body and constantly shaking shoulders, she is weeping. The cousin ignored the woman. Instead, he kicked the man with his nail-filled shoes. The man screamed with pain, his body skewed, but he didn't dare to roll to the side. He just kept begging, brother, please let go Pass it. After finishing speaking, he began to kowtow, his head hit the ship board, and the ship board slammed loudly. The cousin laughed. Taking advantage of the man's kneeling and kowtow, he stepped on the man's back and said sharply, that's enough, you useless waste. Don't kowtow anymore, your **** kowtow is not too tired, I look tired. The man still wanted to kowtow, but his cousin stepped on a foot on his back and couldn’t move, so he couldn’t help begging for mercy. Brother, let me go. We have no grievances, why are you embarrassing me? ? My cousin smiled and said, you are a sand sculpture, I am not trying to embarrass you, I want to ask you a question. The man was shocked from ear to ear. In fact, not only the hapless man who was beaten was surprised, but the others on the boat were also surprised. My wife heard the cousin's words in my arms and couldn't help but whispered, oh my god, just wanted to ask a question, so she tossed people like this, your cousin is really too much. I was scared and whispered, my wife, don't talk too much, if he hears it again, it will be troublesome. My wife hummed, but she still buried her head in my arms, not daring to look at the man and woman. At this moment, the boat was silent, and everyone’s eyes gathered in the corner of the cabin. In the corner of the cabin, the pair of men and women, the man kneeled, leaned forward and lay down on the ground, and the woman collapsed on the ground with long hair. Face, the cousin is still in the same posture as before, stepping on the man's back with one foot, picking up a napkin from the table, and wiping his shoes leisurely. "