Lu Fei smiled, "This cousin is too much, right? Forcing the woman to shine his shoes?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Luffy, you are so speechless again, you should say that the cousin forced the man to let the woman shine his shoes."

Seeing a look of disdain on Luffy’s face, the demon Yue laughed loudly, “Huh huh? Did I make a mistake? That’s the truth. My cousin didn’t directly force the woman to shine his shoes. He was just giving The man put pressure on him, intending to force him to let the woman shine her shoes."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Well, you are right. As I said just now, there are indeed problems with language problems and inadequacy of words. However, I feel that my cousin is too much. Originally, the couple of men and women nestled together and hid in the cabin. Watching the moon and the lights in the corner of the city, you said that they provoke someone and they will be caught by their cousin. One is used as a shoe polish bench for his cousin, and the other is forced to polish his shoes."

Mo Yue smiled, "That's no way. The cousin is a gangster, a social gangster, and the cousin is a large number of people now. There are only two men and women in this pair. They are alone and lonely. What about the cousin? The cousin is in control now, and the man only has his head down to his ears. However, it is a bit funny that the man is bullied by his cousin and has been overwhelmed, and his woman follows Forcing him together, the woman was not only unwilling to shine her cousin's shoes, but also forced the man to fight for her. The whole story has become more exciting and exciting here."

Lu Fei smiled and said, "Well, this woman does not have a long face as well."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Oh, according to your statement, how can you give your own man a face? In this case, is it necessary to listen to his own man and polish his cousin's shoes to give his own man a face? ?"

Luffy laughed, "I can’t say that. After all, the situation at the time was too complicated. If it’s just hooligans making trouble, it’s better to say that the current situation is that the cousins ​​are making trouble, and the woman is also making trouble. Forcing the man to fight with his cousin. In a word, the situation is too complicated."

Mo Yue smiled, "What's complicated? In my opinion, it's not complicated at all. The current situation is that both the cousin and the woman are putting pressure on the man, and the cousin is forcing the man. Let the man call the woman to give He shines shoes, and the woman is also forcing the man to fight with her cousin for herself. Now the man is caught in the middle and splints."

Lu Fei smiled, "Well, now the man is being splinted, which is the so-called anger on both ends. Alas, I just want to say now, is the woman blindfolded with lard? The gangster is still talking to her. Is your own man playing his temper?"

Mo Yue laughed, "Women have always been like this. They will never be able to tell which one is more important. They often refuse to let go of their personal grievances to achieve the overall situation. Therefore, women cannot be leaders by nature, and men will always rule the world. "

Lu Fei smiled, "I think your analysis has some truth, otherwise, human beings will not enter the patrilineal clan society now. However, the funny thing is that there is no overall situation. I feel that men are persecuting women as an example. Brother shines shoes just to save himself from being beaten."

Mo Yue nodded, "Well, it makes sense. At present, as far as the man is concerned, it is indeed selfishness that he is forcing his woman to polish his cousin's shoes. To put it bluntly, he is afraid of being beaten."

The village chief laughed, "Okay, stop it, stop talking, listen to me continue. When the man and woman on the boat were arguing, they heard a mess of footsteps behind them. What came was a strong scent of alcohol, and the man looked back and was instantly dumbfounded. It turned out that those little gangsters had already come to them, and the little gangsters were less than half a meter away from them, that is, Those little **** can kick their **** as long as they lift their legs. The women are so scared that they dare not raise their heads, and only dared to peek at those little bastards' feet from the cracks in their hair, counting in their hearts, one pair, two pairs, three pairs— — Keep counting, plus my cousin’s spiked feet, there are still eight pairs of feet. The woman was frightened and stammered, yes — eight people. The man whispered, dear Yes, don’t be stubborn. There are eight big and small guys on the other side. I’m only one person, and I can’t compete with them. The conversation between the man and the woman, the cousin can hear it clearly, haha, laugh, hey, you idiot, look too Clear, I’m still taking seven brothers on the boat tonight. You are alone, not our opponent at all, how about? Have you figured it out? In my opinion, you might as well be smarter and ask your woman to give I shine shoes, and this matter is even over. Ordinarily, in this situation of disparity between the two sides, there is no need to argue. Since the two sides are too different in strength, it is better for the weaker party to obey the stronger party, and it will be over. But, the woman didn’t know if she was beaten with blood or something. When she heard her cousin say this, she suddenly opened her throat and shouted, eh? Aren’t you just eight people? What’s the matter with too many people? Should we be afraid of you? After finishing talking, she suddenly turned her face to look at the crowd of people who had already been stunned. Then she pointed her finger at the crowd and said sharply, brother, don't be crazy, you are crowded, ours There are also a lot of people. Look at how many people are on the boat? We have far more people than you, so you should not be so arrogant. When the woman shouted, the boat fell silent, and the original buzzing discussion suddenly came to a sudden. However, all the people on the boat and the little gangsters all opened their eyes and looked straight at the woman. At this moment, the woman still had long hair covering her face and her head down, but she was no longer as soft as before. He slumped on the ground, but jumped up, jumped up, ran to the crowd of onlookers, stood still, then turned to his cousin, opened his throat and shouted, see? The people on the boat are all ours. We were all together. The woman shouted hoarse, but as soon as the shouts fell, there was a commotion at the people who had gathered behind her and craned their necks to watch the excitement. After a while, she heard a hoop, and the woman turned her head back. Look, I found that there was no one behind me, I couldn’t help but stunned, and shouted ah, and the whole body froze in place. When she came back to her senses, she found that all the people standing behind her were all scattered and ran away. I went to the four corners of the cabin. My cousin laughed when he saw it, and clapped and laughed, laughing so hard that he couldn’t stand up. Alas, I said sister, you are really funny, what do you call Your people, now they are all doing birds and beasts, hiding in corners to watch the fun. Is this what you call your people? ? "