Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3685: Fanxiang

Luffy smiled, "Are you stupid? I'm talking about fragrance, but I didn't specifically mean that the fragrance is the fragrance of women."

Mo Yue coldly snorted, "Standing on the top of the cliff and smelling a scent, what kind of scent will this scent be?"

Lu Fei smiled, "Huh huh? Is your brain pretty funny? There are many types of fragrances, sweet and fresh floral fragrance, greasy sweet fruit fragrance, and **** and attractive feminine body fragrance. In addition, there is a fragrance, this fragrance, we humans smell every day, and at least three times."

Mo Yue frowned, "Bah! It's nonsense. What scent, you still smell it at least three times a day?"

As soon as the voice fell, they heard a burst of laughter behind them. Luffy and Mo Yue looked back in surprise and found that the village chief was standing behind them, and they couldn’t help saying in unison, “Oh, village chief, you won’t be all Did you hear that?"

The village chief smiled and nodded, "Well, I heard you explain those scents, but I didn't hear the rest."

Only then did Luffy relax, caressing his chest, and sighed, "Oh, that's good, that's good." In fact, what Luffy wanted to say was that he didn't hear the previous words.

Seeing Luffy's look strange, the village chief couldn't help but feel suspicious again, "Huh? What's the matter? What about you? That's all right?"

Only then did Luffy realize that he had failed to speak. He was stunned and speechless. He just covered his mouth and waved his hands, "Nothing, nothing."

When the village chief heard Lu Fei say nothing, he became more suspicious, and said sternly, "Hey, you little baby, you are still a little studying, why don't you learn well, just say some half words to fool me? You still give Let me make it clear, what exactly did you want to say just now? What you said is fine and nothing, what do you mean, say it!"

At this time, the village head blushed with an anxious look, his eyes full of harshness and distrust.

When Mo Yue saw this, he hurriedly came out to make the rounds, "Oh, village chief, don't get excited, just say something. This Luffy has just turned seventeen this year, and he came as a child. He hasn't grown up yet. In the face of such underage children, do you need to care about what he says?"

The village chief snorted coldly, "Huh? Why don't I care about it? He always says something inexplicable, and now he must explain it clearly to me."

Lu Fei wanted to explain, Mo Yue winked him and told him not to speak, and immediately greeted him with a smile, "Hey, the village chief, Luffy was not explaining the fragrance just now. Looks like you seem to know what Luffy said. What kind of fragrance is there?"

The village head nodded, "Of course I know, I smell this scent at least three times a day. Why don't you say I can't guess what it is?"

Mo Yue said in surprise, "Huh? Even the village chief guessed it, so why didn't I guess it?"

Luffy smiled and said, "That's because you are clueless."

Mo Yue said angrily, "Ah yuck! This has to say how frustrated your problem is. When you talk about a particularly frustrating problem, you can't guess it, but you still have the face to say that others are unkind? Are you kidding me?"

Lu Fei smiled, "You are stupid, don't you understand? Otherwise, how can you see the village chief know what the fragrance is?"

Mo Yue said dissatisfied, "I don't believe that the village chief can guess it, well, the village chief, since you said you can guess what the fragrance is, then tell me now, what fragrance it is."

The village chief smiled, "I said ugly--"

When Mo Yue heard this, his face flushed with anger, "Village Chief, I have a name, please call me Mo Yue, thank you."

Lu Fei couldn't help but laughed, and was glared at by Mo Yue.

The village chief laughed and said, "Okay, Demon Yue, since you don't know what the fragrance is, then I just tell you. In fact, this fragrance is smelled at least three times a day, and Luffy has already reminded it very clearly. ."

Demon Yue frowned, "Smell the aroma three times a day? I really can't guess what the aroma is?"

The village head shook his head, "Oh, it seems that you are really stupid. The aroma you smell three times a day is of course the aroma of food."

Demon Yue suddenly realized, "Oh? I understand. Alas, people eat three meals a day. Since they are eating, of course they will smell the aroma of the food. Alas, I’m so stupid. think."

Luffy laughed, "You never admit that you are stupid. Now you find how stupid you are?"

Moyue said with dissatisfaction, "Bah! You like to make a fuss when you are okay, talk about the scent, and explain a lot, you tell us directly, those members of the inspection group smell the aroma of food at the top of the cliff, don't they end up?"

Luffy pretended to cough and cough twice, "Uh-huh, when listening to the story, it takes a few more turns to be interesting. Otherwise, it's just a brief summary. Isn't it just a few words? It’s over. Does it take so much time to describe it? But the way of telling the story in a few sentences, does it sound interesting to you?"

The village head nodded, "Well, I agree with Luffy's statement. It is true. If a story can be told in a few sentences, I am not interested in hearing it. Since it is a story, it is naturally winding and winding, so it can be fascinating."

Mo Yue sneered, "Enough, I can't tell you, so now, please tell me, how can there be the aroma of food on the top of the cliff?"

The village head immediately turned to Luffy, "Well, the reason for the aroma of food on the top of the cliff can only be explained by this little student."

Mo Yue hooked his finger towards Luffy, "Come here."

Luffy frowned, "What are you doing?"

Mo Yue sneered, "Come here."

Luffy walked obediently, Mo Yue crouched, put his mouth to Luffy's ear, and whispered, "Hey, boss, you're helping again."

Luffy frowned, "Huh? Where can I get clothes?"

Moyue smiled bitterly, "Luffy, it’s not that I’m trying to find your fault. As you said before, the team of the inspection team was trapped in the old forest in the deep mountains. The mountain was deserted and uninhabited, so the team’s talents were reduced to daily Zhang The primitive life of catching beasts and birds with nets is either fishing by the river. The people of the inspection group lived almost the life of primitive people, right? Of course, according to your description, the reason why the people of the inspection group are reduced to primitive People's status is entirely because there are no people in the mountains, and they can't get help, so they have to live the bitter days of hunting beasts and birds like primitive people, and you said that during this period, they have not eaten staple food for a long time. The staple food of China, what you should know is the rice and steamed buns that we usually eat."

Luffy frowned, "Hmm, your analysis is quite reasonable, but why did you say I helped it?"