Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3739: Freeze your nose

Moyue smiled, "Speaking of teacher punishment, I believe that everyone will have such a tragic experience in childhood. When they were young, they were punished by the teacher for mischief or poor academic performance. Why is there such a thing in everyone's childhood? What about two stern teachers? Those elementary school teachers can't learn to be gentle and kind, why should they be so harsh to children?"

The village head smiled, “Perhaps in the teacher’s opinion, children are all mischievous and need to be disciplined. If they are not stricter, they are worried that they will not be able to control the children. Therefore, our human teachers seem to have been It's super harsh."

Mo Yue laughed, "It's okay to be strict, but if the teachers are all as strict as the little teacher in the story just now, it seems unnecessary. That kind of teacher seems a bit too harsh."

The village chief smiled, "Speaking of being punished by the teacher, I remember that I was punished by the teacher when I was a child."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I really didn't expect that the village head was punished by the teacher when he was a child?"

The village head nodded, "Yes, even though I didn't study much and didn't graduate from elementary school, my parents called me to go home to work in farming, saying that studying was useless and it was better to farm, so I had to give up studying and farm honestly. However, To be honest, when I was in school, my academic performance was very poor, and I belonged to the worst student in the class. The teacher repeatedly said in the class that I couldn't afford Liu Adou. And the teacher caught me out and criticized me when I was fine. It’s not like me."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It seems to be a bit sad. It is estimated that you had been blacklisted by the teacher at that time. My blacklist here refers to the blacklist that was criticized."

The village chief sighed, "Yes. Actually, before the teacher officially stares at me, I can still mess around easily. I believe you all know that messing around in school is easy. Just hide in the corner of the classroom. Okay. Basically, as long as you don’t sit in the front row, you won’t attract the teacher’s attention. Without the teacher’s attention, you can naturally do what you want to do. For example, draw a villain in a textbook. Or put a book on the table, and doze off on Table Mountain. However, once the teacher looks at it, it is completely finished. You know, the teacher is a strange creature, they are like living The monster in your heart can understand your thoughts at any time. I wish the teacher knew what you wanted to do as soon as you lifted your ass."

Moyue laughed loudly, "Oh, are you boasting or scolding the teacher?"

The village chief sighed, "Boasting! It must be a boasting. Every teacher is like a top psychology professor. An excellent teacher can understand every student's thoughts at any time. I will always remember, that In the winter of a year, the weather is very cold. People walking on the roads in the country, the exhaled white air will freeze on the tip of the nose, and the mud will be frozen hard. People step on the mud and make a sound. It's muffled. It was in this cold and abnormal weather that I was punished by the teacher."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Actually, you should be very clear that if the teacher wants to punish someone, there is no difference in weather."

The village head nodded, "Yes, in the school, the teacher is the biggest, and everything is up to the teacher. Moreover, the teacher doesn’t care about who the teacher wants to punish. It doesn’t matter what the weather is. They rely on their own feelings and what they want. The punishment is all based on their own happiness. Okay, don't interrupt me, listen to me and continue. In the winter of that year, the weather was extremely cold, almost cold to the point of freezing. At that time, it was still It’s not like now, where the home conditions are better and can have a heater or something. In the winter at that time, every household still had a stove. The range of heat radiation in the stove was very limited, but at that time, we didn’t know what the heater was. It’s at home. It’s also a stove in the school’s classroom. In order to keep the teacher warm in class, the stove in the classroom is basically placed next to the teacher’s podium, so there is a room with an area of ​​about 30 square meters. In the classroom, the amount of heat that a stove can provide is very limited. If you are sitting in the first two rows of the classroom, you can still feel a little bit of heat. Starting from the second row, it gets colder as you go back. Sitting in the corner of the last row I can hardly feel any heat. Therefore, there was a stove in the classroom at the time, and I was often frosted with sores on my hands and feet. Of course, my living conditions are much better now, and there will be no more frostbite. But, at that time, almost every year in winter, every child’s hands and feet would get sores from the cold, and some children even got swollen from the cold.”

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Village Chief, you have said a little too much. I have heard of frostbite on my hands and feet, and I have never heard of a frostbite on my face."

The village chief smiled and said, "What's so strange about it? It's not surprising to be swollen from the cold. As long as the temperature is low to a certain level, people's faces will be swollen, and even their noses will be frozen?"

Luffy couldn't help laughing. "I got my nose frozen? Village chief, are you telling a joke?"

The village chief laughed, "It's definitely not a joke. Of course, the nose is not directly frozen. After all, the nose is also one of the parts that make up the human body, and it cannot be frozen directly. In fact, the freezing of the nose happened. Our village. At that time, the villager was called Wang Daha. Of course, Wang Daha is definitely not his real name, but the nickname given to him by the villagers. As for his real name, I don’t know, I only know that Wang Daha is from a foreign country. It was not a person from the village, but a migrant household. When he came to the village, he had neither a house nor a household registration. He was just an old bachelor in his forties. The village chief at the time saw him pitifully and gave him a thatched room. The house allowed him to live in, and also found him a job to watch the road at the entrance of the village. In this way, he would have a place to live, and he would have a little salary to eat every month. Ahem, let me explain first, this is me What happened when I was young, when I was a child."

Luffy frowned, "Wait, what are you talking about? Why do you look at the road? Do you still use people to see the road?"

The village chief smiled and said, "Do you not understand, or what? Tolls are required for any road. This is normal."

Luffy nodded, "Oh, I understand, it's the kind of tolls that charge tolls. What is it called now, the road tyrants, there is a saying that doesn't mean that this mountain is driven by me, and this road is driven by me. , Leave the money to buy the road."

The village chief smiled, "Yes, that's the truth. You said, we farmers, we are building roads and mountaineering, and collecting some money for buying roads is not an excessive thing, right?"