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Chapter 133 Li Shishi earns the harem! 133

Yes, Zhao Ji sitting on the dragon chair at this moment is no longer the emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, but the god-level kidnapper they are discussing and wants to lead troops to destroy - Ling Xiao!

Ling Xiao's disguise technique was superb, and when he saw eunuchs and ministers, he was kicked all over the place. These people panicked and feared.

I didn't dare to look at him at all, but no one noticed,

The emperor he slammed has changed to a different person.

\"Duan Yu went to the Shaolin Temple, what kind of alliance to deal with Lao Tzu, in this case, Lao Tzu will give you a chance?

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Seeing Cai Jing, Tong Guan, and the governor of Kaifeng lead the order away, Ling Xiao's mouth filled with an indescribable smile.

What surprised him was that Gao Qiu didn't leave.

Carefully observed Ling Xiao's expression, he hesitated for a while, but he stepped forward and asked in a low voice: \"The official family, now that something like this happened, before you ordered Wei Chen to take you to Zuixinglou to participate in the capital. Is the grand ceremony of the first prostitute Li Shishi out of the pavilion... "Guang

I wipe!

Zhao Ji, as the emperor, actually planned to participate in a prostitute-girl's affair? Does he want to come out on top and get the first blood?

It's a pity, this thing was thrown into the kidnapping space by Lao Tzu, look

Come to this makeup to spread the romantic affair through the ages, he has nothing to do with it...

Ling Xiao smiled secretly, pretending to hesitate for a while, but still said expectantly: \"I am the emperor, and I have a firm word. Since it has been agreed, how can I go back on it?"

As soon as this statement came out, Gao Qiu immediately smiled knowingly: \"Wei Chen understands!"

At nightfall, Ling Xiao changed his clothes, and under the leadership of Gao Qiu, Weifu came to the famous brothel street in the capital.

Zuixinglou is the brothel where Li Shishi is currently located.

As soon as you enter the hall, you can immediately feel a heat wave. Everyone inside is full of red faces, and the look of anticipation on their faces cannot be concealed at all. The most of them are the dog-like winds of the Song Dynasty. .

Li Shishi is proficient in painting, calligraphy, chess, and chess. He is also very talented. He has long been famous in the capital, but he is not comparable to those vulgar fans of ordinary brothels. For these talents, if they can get her favor, it is obviously a A beautiful thing.

However, who is Ling Xiao? As a well-known kidnapper in the Tianlong world, he doesn't know how to talk about love. Since he's here, Li Shishi belongs to him.

What? Don't want to?

It's tied!

Of course, now that he is the emperor \"Zhao Ji\", with this one of the biggest traitors today, Gao Ji, the means of kidnapping will change.

Therefore, he did not follow the rules at all, went to the private room that Gao Qiu had already arranged, and then waited for Li Shishi to appear, and then recited the poems and made the right play, meaning that he was qualified to win the first prize, but said directly to Gao Qiu. :\"Go and dispatch a team of Imperial Guards, if anyone dares to make trouble, throw them directly into the prison!"

Just kidding, emperor **, still need to compete with people? ? \"what?:

Gao Qiu was stunned for a moment, but before he understood what the emperor meant, he saw Ling Xiao had taken the lead, walked towards the backyard unceremoniously, pulled a prostitute in a brothel, and asked, \"Where is Miss Li's house? place?:

Li Shishi hasn't officially accepted the guests yet, so she's naturally a court lady who hasn't left the pavilion. Her room can also be called a boudoir.

The old bustard's expression changed at that time: \"This uncle, tonight..."-\"

\"Don't talk nonsense!\" Ling Xiao winked, Gao Qiu came up immediately, took out a token from his arms, and shouted sharply to the old man: \"Didn't you hear what this uncle said? Dare to talk nonsense again, Be careful, you can't keep this brothel open, and you will suffer from that prison!" As soon as the old bustard saw the token in his hand, he was frightened and pointed out the direction with a pale face.

Ling Xiao glanced at Gao Qiu with satisfaction, which meant \"You know\", and strode towards the backyard.

What the **** is going on today...

Gao Qiu is already a little confused. In his impression, the emperor should not turn into a wind-flowing genius, chat with Li Shishi about literature and art, and then have some in-depth exchanges if you like me... Why do you just go straight to the point? what? ? ?

Your Majesty, this is not your style! !

He really wanted to say this to Ling Xiao, but he didn't dare to say it. In desperation, he had to take a look at the entourage behind him.

The emperor went out in micro-clothing, and naturally the inner guards followed him secretly, so it didn't take long for the entire Zuixinglou to be surrounded by groups, everyone was forcibly expelled, and the original prosperity died down.

...for flowers...-

And Ling Xiao, at this time, met Li Shishi, the legendary first prostitute in the world.

The distant mountain has long eyebrows, thin willows and slender waists. Li Shishi's appearance is worthy of the name of the first prostitute in the capital. She sat in front of the grooming table and heard the sound of the door opening. Pretty face.

She is wearing a simple and elegant light cyan dress, and her delicate facial features have a faint smell of books. At first glance, she is full of poetry and books. She is not like a prostitute. She is like the daughter of a prince and aristocrat, plus a slender waist. The buttocks and blue silk are like waterfalls, slightly covering the peaks and peaks that can be grasped on the chest, which really gives people a feeling of heartbeat.

\"Why did this guest officer enter the slave's boudoir alone?:

When Li Shishi saw Ling Xiao, a trace of unpleasantness flashed in his eyes. There was no ordinary prostitute to greet him with a smile, but a cold face.

Ling Xiao laughed and stepped forward unceremoniously: \"It seems that this trip to Bianjing is worth it!~

Li Shishi is a literati woman with both talent and beauty. When she heard him speak, she immediately frowned. Obviously, Ling Xiao was too different from what she thought of spending a good night together. However, just as he was about to speak, Ling Xiao had already walked in front of her. , pulled her up with one hand, and the sword energy shot out of his hand, and he shredded her clothes directly!

Li Shishi was terrified at that time!

However, Ling Xiao laughed strangely, and the expression on his face was extremely evil: \"No matter how well-educated you are, you are still a prostitute, girl, what kind of arrogance do you put on? Seeing that you look good and you are a virgin, I am only interested in bringing you into the harem. , otherwise, Lao Tzu is already dealing with those idiots in Shaolin Temple—\"

\"Li Da famous prostitute, you have been kidnapped!"

After saying this, Ling Xiao picked up Li Shishi's smooth and greasy body and pressed it up.

For him, this is before the last big battle,

Occasional indulgence, by the way, to accept a beautiful woman who has been famous in history, to enrich the harem.

That's all.

He didn't even have the desire to open the title [Humanoid Bulldozer]...

Chapter 134 The largest exorcism operation in history! 134

After the seventh day, a sensation happened in the world.

The Emperor of the Song Dynasty, Zhao Jiyu, led the 10,000-strongest Imperial Guard of the Song Dynasty to the agreed place, and made a deal with the kidnapper who had boldly kidnapped the empress of the dynasty.

Saying it was a deal, in fact, everyone knew that the emperor was angry this time, and vowed to hack the heinous kidnapper to death, "Because there are also nearly a thousand masters from Shaolin Temple and even the Central Plains martial arts!

Not long ago, these people had just formed the Demon Slayer Alliance.

And this is their first and last action!