"Tchaka, promise me, you must come back safely!"

"Of course, I promise you!"

Chapter 129 Is even God jealous of my appearance? !

SHIELD.

"Natasha, how did Coulson learn about Li Ang's magical massage technique?"

Looking at several investigation documents about the Magic Pot of Desire in his hand, Nick Fury asked without looking up.

"Uh... Director Fury, although Coulson has worked hard, he still can't make the rooster lay eggs."

Our scientific research team suspects that the rooster's egg laying has nothing to do with the massage technique, it is probably just Li Ang's own power. "

Blinking, Natasha was not optimistic about Coulson's study plan.

"You mean...superpowers."

With a calm expression on his face, Nick Fury seemed to have the answer.

"That's right... Our scientific research team has investigated and analyzed all of Li Ang's cases. Those so-called milk and plastic wrap are just the most common things. In theory, it is impossible to have an effect on evil spirits."

But they did work. We had a team that tried to use them for exorcism experiments, but the results were miserable, and it didn't work.

The same is true for the rooster this time. Every rooster that lays eggs does not have any function to lay eggs before Li Ang handles it. But after Li Ang handled it, its body underwent shocking changes at least at the moment of laying eggs..."

Putting an investigation report on Director Furui's desk, Natasha's eyes were full of incredulity.

Nick Fury paused, picked up the investigation report and read it carefully for a while, then put it down silently.

A large amount of data and charts are recorded on it. The roosters used for the test have undergone a lot of inspections. Its male reproductive system does not have ovaries for ovulation and related glands that form egg whites, egg shell membranes, and egg shells, so it cannot be like hens. lay eggs.

But after Li Ang massaged with his magical massage technique, the cock's body changed sexually, and it had the above functions.

This is not scientific at all, and it is extremely incredible.

Nick Fury didn't even have to think about it, he could also know how shocked the scientific research team was.

In addition, the investigation report also recorded the detection information of the eggs hatched by the rooster. It was found that these eggs exude a frequency all the time. People who are in this frequency for a long time can relieve tension and anxiety and calm the mind. effect.

There is also a case mentioned below. The anxiety and irritability of a researcher due to the divorce of his wife quickly calmed down after wearing an egg for just ten minutes.

Afterwards, he expressed his mood at the time to the colleagues present. It was like being soothed by an invisible hand, which was very relaxing.

[Mood value from Nick Fury +1148]

Rubbing his eyebrows, Nick Fury asked about another matter.

"Natasha, is there any news about the Phantom Troupe? Their organization has lost a person, I think it will not give up!"

"Director Furui, our people have seen their traces in Neganda in Africa, and they seem to have reached some secret agreement with the president of Neganda, Mobutu."

As for the content of the agreement, the agents are hurrying to investigate, and it turns out that a member of the Phantom Troupe named Nobunaga mysteriously disappeared for some reason.

The intelligence of the investigation team shows that this person has a very close relationship with Wojin, and the analysis team suspects that his purpose is most likely to avenge Wojin! "

Revenge? This possibility is indeed very high.

Considering Woking's mission goals at the time, Nick Fury got up from his chair with a sullen face.

"Now, where is Tony Stark?"

"Monaco..."

…

Europe, Monaco.

With an area of ​​2.08 square kilometers and a population of 38,000, it is a southern European city-state located in southwestern Europe.

Surrounded by France on three sides and bordering the Mediterranean Sea to the south, it is a famous tourist destination with dry and cool summers and humid and warm winters.

Monte Carlo, as the largest city in Monaco, is particularly famous for its Formula 1 Grand Prix and has an irreplaceable position in the hearts of world racing fans.

Today, in this important racing arena, ushered in a heavyweight guest - Iron Man, Tony? Stark.

"Wow ah ah!"

"It's Iron Man! Tony Stark!"

"Tony, Tony, I love you—"

"Yeah! To-ni-"

"…"

"Honey... He's so popular!" Watching Tony wave to both sides of the track on the track, mixed in with the crowd in the auditorium, Deadpool revealed a sour taste as soon as he opened his mouth.

Think of him as a rising star in the mercenary world (self-proclaimed), and a super-big internet celebrity in the internet celebrity world (just a video became popular), how come no one is screaming at him?

Like something like "Deadpool, I love you", "I want to give you a monkey", "You are mine"...

yy

Shet, I'm wearing so red, why can't I get fans?

Could it be that even God is jealous of my appearance? !

Snapped…

A water polo flew over and slapped him on the face, waking him up from his fantasy. He looked at Anya Stark in Pepper Pepper's arms on the left, and his heart hurt even more. Look, there's more than just Tony Money, fans, and even children are so old!

Little Pepper naturally didn't know the pain in his heart, so he looked at Tony on the field gently, teased Anya in his arms, and returned to the phone.

Disaster in Harlem, Masked Monster! 》

Why is Iron Man not here? Captain America is back! 》

"Steve Rogers, Where Did His Flame Come From? 》

"Captain America is interviewed to give you an exclusive report on the secrets from 70 years ago! 》

"…"

"I didn't expect that so many things happened just a few days after we left!"

Little Pepper frowned, the traces left on the battlefield, and the interviews from those who experienced it all indicated that what happened in New York was no trivial matter.

"That's Captain America. It's good to have an autograph and a familiar face. I missed such a big opportunity!"

He also saw those news, but Deadpool behaved very differently. He beat his chest and his face full of unwillingness.

If he is there, there should be a news page now. When the time comes, I will learn from Constantine, and then participate in the talk show. By the way, I "accidentally" disclose the relationship between myself and Tony. After a little manipulation, fans still Can't break a million easily?

"Obviously, it was you who insisted on coming here by yourself. Now that you regret it, who do you blame?"

Hearing what he said, Chili rolled her eyes, Ania patted her hand in her arms, and a water polo fluttered on his face.

Snapped…

"Oh... my little ancestor, can you put down your water polo? You are still young, not yet the age to play with water..."

After wiping his wet face, Dead Servant quickly persuaded him, but Anya ignored him, just giggled and condensed a small water ball.

This time, Deadpool was on guard, and when he saw the water polo coming over, he ducked to the right, just letting out Happy behind him.

Snapped…

Happy: "…"

"Hey...don't be naughty, Anya, apologize to Uncle Happy."

He hurriedly handed a pack of tissues to Happy, and Little Pepper patted Anya's little face and educated.

"Anya, Ania!"

With two small hands stretched out, Anya called out twice in grievance.

"Hey, Ania is so good, next time Uncle Happy will buy you a big plush toy, okay..."

Like a wretched bad uncle, Happy grinned and didn't feel angry at all.

"I said... Anya, what about mine?"

Pointing to his still dripping mask, Deadpool came over with a smile. But a super girl is a super girl, not even a year old, and the smell of looking at garbage in her eyes has penetrated deeply into Deadpool's heart.

Chapter 130 "Thank you, but I hope your next action will be faster!"

"Oh... Shet! Why do I feel like she's scolding me?"

This is absurd, Deadpool holds his head and doubts life.

Glancing at him angrily, Little Chili moved his body to pull a little distance and asked.

"Deadpool, where did Constantine go? Why didn't he come?"

You must know that these three people are always inseparable. This time Tony wants to show off on the field, and there is no reason why Constantine can't come.

"That guy was coming at first, but he suddenly received a request for an exorcism and was on his way."

Raising his hand, Deadpool calmly took a bottle of Coke from an audience member on the right, and took a big sip while the other party's face was stunned.

"Huh? Can that guy still receive a commission? I always thought he was either picking up girls every day, or on his way to pick up girls!"

Happy, who was sitting at the back, was puzzled. Based on what he knew about Constantine, that guy didn't manage his office well at all, and the amount of business he received from the opening of the store to the present was 0.

"It appears to have been a commission from S.H.I.E.L.D. to travel to a small town in Washington State. It is said that paranormal events have taken place there to investigate a missing writer."

I don't know too much about the specific situation, but Constantine is obviously interested in this matter! "

"Then... the name of the missing writer, do you know?" Little Pepper asked with a little curiosity.

After thinking about it, Deadpool spit out a name.

"Alan Wake, a best-selling thriller writer."

"Thriller?"

Xiao Chili wanted to ask again, and suddenly there was a huge noise from the surrounding crowd.

I saw Tony Stark holding his helmet, putting on a beautiful racing driver's suit, and waving to everyone like a peacock opening the screen.

The narrator at the scene was very good at grasping the atmosphere. Seeing this, he quickly ordered the photographer to project Tony's big face on the big screen, which caused more noise.

"I always feel that something is wrong with Tony recently. He seems to be hiding something from me."

With a sullen face, looking at Tony who was constantly waving his hand below, Chili Pepper's tone was a little gloomy.

As a woman, her mind is very sensitive.

"No matter how I attacked, I was prevaricated by him for various reasons, and the eyes that occasionally looked at Anya also showed a sense of sadness from time to time."

"Heaven Comes"

It's like... knowing I'm going to die..."

This made Xiao Chili's heart full of hesitation and anxiety.

"Haha, no, you must have thought about it too much. Even if a person like Tony can't do it for thousands of years, it is still easy to live a long life."

Don't you forget, he was holding a fan party two days ago! I have recorded all the mechanical dances on the stage. Would you like to show them to you? "

Take out your mobile phone, the envy of Dead Servant, a life like this playboy-style reckless life, if you say he is a short-lived ghost, you won't believe him if you kill him!

Snapped…

A water polo hit his face with precision.

Little Pepper stared at him dissatisfiedly: "Deadpool, as Tony's friend, you should persuade him well, don't let him mix with some random people every day!"

Behind him, Happy nodded silently, yes, he has all the children, it's time to take care of himself.

"…dubious?"

After wiping his face, Dead Servant was speechless. Is there anyone in this world who is more incongruous than him and Constantine?

They are like two scum filters, blocking the scum from the outside world one after another.

But since Little Pepper said this, Deadpool naturally wanted to make a promise. He gave a crooked salute and presented a wonderful plan.

"Well, next time Tony throws another fan party, you must ask him to hand over all those fans to me."

My marksmanship is good and I spend a lot of time, which will definitely make Tony feel defeated.