accomplice...

Wei Yuan's thoughts were indeed at a loss for a moment.

Seeing that the cook was distracted, Taotie originally wanted to slip away, but he couldn't let go of the agreed 70% full meal, and was worried that this guy had received news of some peerless food, otherwise, how could he show such an expression.

Taotie turned his head and glanced at the text message, his face was full of disappointment, and then he dismissed it: "Did you commit a crime?!"

Wei Yuan looked up: "Of course not, it's just a text message from a friend."

"There is something to discuss, please help."

The owner of the museum looked at the mobile phone, his mind was turning back and forth. There is no doubt that this sentence meant that Jue had something to discuss. Said that Jue has some difficulties and needs to share and help.

Sanity does.

But emotionally, I can't control my cranky thoughts.

What if the sentence doesn't mean that?

If this accomplice is really the accomplice in life, then if I answer it as a discussion, wouldn't it be too hard-headed, the so-called steel temperament, but if Jue really didn't mean that, but just had something to discuss, I would It's really embarrassing to think too much.

In the end, the head of the Weiguan replied without changing his face: "Okay."

After thinking about it, I feel that this cold word is not very good.

Added another expression to warm up the scene.

Then put the phone away.

Taotie scanned him up and down, with a suspicious expression on his face: "Are you sure it's just a friend asking you to help?"

"Sure."

"you are lying!"

Taotie asserted, and said in a trembling voice: "Who will help a friend and laugh like this?!"

Wei Yuan raised his hand subconsciously and touched the corner of his mouth: "Did I laugh?"

"You never stopped."

"It's not food, but it's friends, and it's laughing like this. There's a problem..."

Glutton, who was sure that he would not be made into a pot of stew, walked around the person in front of him, with a suspicious face, rubbed his chin with his palm, and suddenly said coldly: "Is it a woman?"

Wei Yuan was startled.

Taotie said triumphantly, "You guessed it right?"

"Don't look at me like this, I understand very well."

understand?

Wei Yuan glanced at the only **** among the four evil gods. Of course, as the son of the original Xia official Jinyun, it is said that his mother was a great demon from the age of gods. Naturally, there was nothing wrong with his appearance, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, a tall and well-proportioned figure. , Such a person came from thousands of years, it is impossible to be as lonely as myself...

Taotie pointed at Wei Yuan with his right hand: "It's a rich woman, right?"

"The kind of rich woman who takes care of you!"

Wei Yuan's thoughts stopped abruptly.

"ha?"

Taotie said triumphantly, "I actually want to find one too."

"It is said that if I find a rich woman to take care of me, as long as I feed her, she will feed me."

"I also want to find..."

"???!"

What feeds you?

Wei Yuan felt as if a car had run over his face, he was silent for a while, and said, "I want to ask, what books have you read recently?"

Taotie's face was full of vigilance.

Wrap up the clothes and step back.

After confirming that Wei Yuan would not take away his cheats, he reluctantly agreed.

I have confirmed that Taotie's recent book list is full of "How to Eat Free Food", "The Complete Works of Phone Calls of Rich Women in Shenzhou", "Teaching You How to Hold Your Thighs and Eat a Full Meal", "One Hundred and Eight Tips for Hard Eating Soft Rice, You Are Here Ask me to do something? "And after seeing Bai Ze's name at the back of the last two books, the corners of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched.

Patting Taotie's shoulder, he said with emotion:

"You are suffering too."

The same is lonely for thousands of years.

Wei Yuan took the Taotie and went to ask the old celestial master for food money.

Ah Xuan was suddenly vigilant, always feeling that his stock in Longhu Mountain might be eaten up, and wanted to rush to report the news, but he was pulled back. Turning around, he saw Feng Siyu lost in thought, and the girl looked up at the girl in front of her. Little Taoist: "What is nurturing?"

"Can you have a full meal?"

Ah Xuan was dazed and didn't know what to do.

And Feng Siyu's brain circuit has already completed the resonance with Taotie.

The girl took a step forward, looking at the young Taoist with both eyes expectantly:

"Ah Xuan, Ah Xuan."

"Can you take care of me?"

"I also want to lie down and eat my fill."

"Is it good, is it good, is it good?"

Ah Xuan's face was flushed, he stepped back, and was blocked by the snacks in the corner of the wall. With a slap, the girl's palm directly slapped the wall, shaking the room, her cheeks approached, a pair of clear and big eyes, without any evil thoughts, reflected in the The eyes of a young Taoist:

"Is it good, is it good?"

"Oh?! What's wrong with you, little Taoist?"

"Why did you faint?!"

……………

Holding Taotie, Wei Yuan unceremoniously kicked open the door of Longhushan Celestial Master's house.

Just like the so-called Wang Xifeng, people laugh before they arrive.

With a hearty laugh:

"Hahaha, fellow Daoist Zhang, here I come again!"

Zhang Ruosu: "??!"

"You go, I don't want to see you, sorry, we don't know each other well."

With a backhand sealing technique, the door will turn into a restriction with a click, golden light flows, Wei Yuan holds the door directly with his right hand, and pulls the restriction away, with a bright smile on the corner of his mouth, the palm of his hand directly opens the restriction, and his veins burst out: "It's more than that! Familiar, aren't we friends?!"

"When a friend is in trouble, isn't it a case of both sides?"

"Dead fellow daoists are not dead poor daoists, so farewell!"

In the end, after experiencing the blood pressure of the old heavenly master soaring again.

Taotie's request was satisfied.

Undoubtedly, it is not that difficult to choose between feeding a glutton and letting Gonggong, one of the top gods of the age of gods, appear with the hatred value of being locked up in a small black room for five thousand years. It's just that after Lao Tianshi looked at his inventory, Wei Yuan and Lao Tianshi were two poor ghosts.

They looked at each other, and found that the sum could not be swallowed by Tao Tie in one gulp.

And it just so happens that the old master traveled around when he was young, and he has a wealth of experience as a poor ghost. , no one is richer than the old heavenly master.

According to unreliable news, when he was young, he was almost kidnapped and became a cowherd to sell his lust.

The old celestial master said that he was very familiar with the white wolf with empty gloves.

This business is as familiar as applying for identity certificates for strange old guys.

To feed gluttonous.

The old Taoist priest directly led his junior disciples to form an formation at the back of Longhu Mountain, and a large group of Taoist priests at the level of granting scriptures directly formed an formation to summon the seventy-two pillars of **** after going through an introductory tutorial on black magic for an hour and a half Coming down together, making sacrifices, driving gods and demons, is the old profession of Taoist priests.

It's just a change of procedure.

"Small meaning, small meaning."

The old Taoist threw away the taboo magic manuscript, and formed the seal of the Taoist door with both hands:

"I think mine works better than the one over there."

"The left and right are just to open the space node and complete the interaction between the two interfaces. In fact, it is very similar to my Dragon and Tiger Cave Tianfudi, and it is similar to the principle of sealing the mountain and sea fissures. I am very familiar with it."

Only at this time, Wei Yuan saw that the old Taoist left hand was the oriental Taoist inscriptions, but his right hand was written in the original rune script of the Nordic **** system. Legend has it that the text created by the Nordic God King Odin he knows, slightly startled: "This is..."

The old man said: "I think it is more or less Western, and the runes are easier to use."

"The left and right are both media to move the vitality of the world, there is no difference."

"No, I'm asking how do you know this thing?"

Zhang Ruosu said with a headache, "I had some conflicts with Valkyrie and the Hall of Valor."

"conflict?"

The corners of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched, and he looked at the fairy in the lake and Ba, who were drinking tea with each other, and looked at the old Taoist with a look of contempt on his face. It's not enough to provoke two fairies from the age of gods, you have a third? The old Taoist cursed Wei Yuan secretly, saying:

"Maintaining the formation is different from what you think, it's not that relationship."

"It is the Norse gods who are preparing to call the Hall of Valor for the second Ragnarok."

"Then what?"

"I didn't know what the trial was at the time. The main reason was that I walked all the way and had no money in my pocket. I couldn't understand the words of the Nordic savages, so I participated in it in a daze. It was very troublesome. The flying warhorse also has to draw the war bow made of the branches of the world tree, and finally shoot twelve golden arrows, piercing the decorative ring at the end of the spear Gunzenier in the air."

"In the end, I got a gold coin."

"you win?"

"without."

"I exchanged the gold coin for a jug of wine with a giant named Sutterton."

"Then I plan to continue my journey."

"As a result, after I woke up from the drink, the two Valkyries blocked the door, saying that I was eligible to enter the Hall of Valor. When I saw the contract, didn't I have to work for Odin even if I died? Then I said I ran away, that’s about it, those two guys chased me from Europe to Australia, and they managed to get away.”

My divine master.

Is it nonsense to work for your Nordic **** king? !

The old Taoist slandered, and clapped his hands together: "Open!"

The gates of **** open.

In the plane of hell, a huge noisy sound vibrates endlessly.

The usual call is probably to knock on the door and ring the doorbell.

What I said was more or less like ‘Brother, have you eaten yet? Is brother free? Happy New Year, big brother and sister-in-law, we have prepared good things here, why don't we come to the world to play? ’ In short, the posture is very low, but a certain old Taoist with mixed hair has the summoning skills of the gods with his left and right hands.

The oriental version of Hell Demon God Summoning is activated.

Probably the effect is equivalent to the effect of two burly men smashing the door madly.

Shouting to sleep while you are paralyzed Hi.jpg.

While laughing wildly surprise!

That effect is nothing to say.

Funeus saluted in front of the Demon God's Temple, with a painful expression on his face:

"Great Demon God, those oriental cultivators outside are here again."

"Um??!"

Beelzebub was silent:

"I sensed the runes, perhaps the rest of the black magic practitioners passed down."

"Don't go out, go and see what's going on."

All the demon gods looked at me and I looked at you. In the end, the brave demon **** rode a golden lion to get rid of it, and then he ran back with bare legs: "Great demon god! It's all about you outside!" The Taoist priest mentioned is the one who calls himself Glutton!"

Beelzebub was silent, and finally pushed open the crack of the gate of hell.

Quietly Mimi glanced outside.

Then he saw a white-haired old Taoist priest standing in front with a smirk, all of them were of different ages, but they were all dressed in the same uniform, and the Shenzhou humans with violent weapons were all standing outside, exuding a black evil that no one should enter The breath of power gangs.

A young man stood next to him with his hands behind his back, and there were eight kitchen knives in front of him.

Taotie's eyes glowed red: "Here we come!"

The Taoist priests who had to memorize the western black magic formation for remedial lessons changed their fingerings with a 'smirk':

"Brothers, form an formation!"

"Don't let them get away!"

Beelzebub: "..."

Ancient black magic: Sacrifice this sacrifice in exchange for the power of the Great Demon God!

Modern Shenzhou Dafa Formation: Sacrifice this great demon **** in exchange for a hot pot meal.

It's broken, I'm a sacrificial offering!

Wei Yuan unsheathed the long sword in his hand, slashed with his backhand, Taotie's eyes glowed red, and an afterimage remained directly on Beelzebub's retina, and then the fairy in the lake saw the seventy-two pillar demon **** who had just emerged The leader closed the door with his backhand and locked it!

The Western practitioners who were urgently transferred by Longhushan to make up lessons for the Taoists were at a loss.

Seeing that the big demon king was running away, the gate of **** disappeared with a splash.

There was a dead silence.

In dead silence.

Another small door was opened, a hand was stretched out, and the forbidden black magic manuscript was directly burned.

Even the ashes were blown away.

Then flash people.

The door leading to the east from the plane of **** was directly locked by the demon god, and it was locked!

"No one is allowed to open!"

"It's the God who came to visit and told him to come in through another door, did you hear that?!"

…………

The sword in Wei Yuan's palm was stuck upside down, and he frowned: "You trash, you actually ran away."

"I plan to update two more articles."

But the mount of the first demon **** has been squatted.

Roasted lion paws, braised in soy sauce, steamed, made a table full.

After Taotie finished eating, he said, "Not enough, about a whole city is full."

The corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched: "That's a demon god!"

"Didn't you eat a few heads before?"

Taotie took it for granted: "Yeah, so I'm 10% full!"

Wei Yuan: "..."

It is the flesh and blood of the demon god's mount, full of energy and blood, a piece of meat for ordinary people can last for three to five days of cultivation, Wei Yuan gave a piece of tenderloin to the rest of the Taoists, it was enough for them to live, after the Taotie finished eating, his face was full Looking forward to looking at Wei Yuan.

Wei Yuan looked at the old Taoist and stretched out his hand.

The old man took out a bank card tremblingly: "The poor Taoist also knows that this is a catastrophe in the world, and no one can get out. This thing belongs to you. It is my life savings for the old Taoist. Don't care about it. Go ahead and spend it. I will give it to you." It is useless for people outside this side to spend money."

"Heavenly Master Gao Yi."

Wei Yuan backhanded a tall hat.

Reach for the bank card.

The bank card didn't move.

This bank card seems to have taken root in the hands of the old Taoist priest. It is worthy of being able to open the bow of the world tree and call the giants brothers and sisters. The strength is ridiculous. Wei Yuan smiled, he is the so-called master of swordsmanship, The sword master in the world, the old Taoist with a free and easy face, is worthy of a generation of celestial masters, with a calm and calm atmosphere.

On the surface, there is peace and harmony.

The veins on the palms had already popped up.

The supernatural powers of Tiangang and the great power of subduing dragons and subduing tigers have all been used.

If it weren't for the two people's subtle and subtle manipulation of power, this bank card would have become scum.

In the end, the young Wei Yuan was the better one. Have you knelt down in the 100th rank? Breaking the guard of the old Taoist priest, he swiped the bank card away, put it in his arms, and said:

"However, for Taotie... Zhang Daoyou, tell me where the Shenzhou nuclear waste is."

"Um??!"

"This guy doesn't care about radiation at all. In other words, radiation that is harmful to humans is meaningless to him. It can even be said that something with energy is like oral liquid or high-calcium biscuits to Taotie. of."

The old Tianshi's eyes lit up, and then said: "Then..."

Wei Yuan was expressionless: "If you dare to let Taotie eat household garbage, I don't think he would mind pulling up Longhushan and eating it."

The old Taoist who wanted to rely on Taotie to dispose of modern domestic garbage had no choice but to dismiss the idea with a smirk. Wei Yuan sighed, and took the Taotie down the mountain. The area has been rotated.

It has been warmly welcomed and reluctantly received by the vast number of scientific researchers.

"Can't you really study your stomach?"

"I really want to know."

And in the end, it is often with the sentence "Do come again, we will prepare for you."

"You must come."

"Don't forget us!"

"You must come back! If you are not here, what shall we do!"

They can't wait to keep Taotie here forever, offering delicious food and drink.

Taotie sighed, "Are modern humans so hospitable?"

Wei Yuan looked at the drink made of water rich in nuclear radiation in the hands of Tao Tie, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Nonsense, you just swallowed the worries of nuclear tests and nuclear technology.

It is equivalent to directly lifting the limiter, of course they are precious to you.

Radiation can also be regarded as a release of energy. This level of energy particle flow is fatal to humans, but Taotie has already transcended humans. It's just water, and this kind of water flow that contains external energy is a drink with a special taste.

When this guy just ate hot pot, he switched on the hot pot directly, and his mouth was numb.

Real sesame sauce pot.

"Are you full?"

Swallowed all the nuclear waste in China, or in other words, the high-purity substances containing high-intensity nuclear radiation, wiped the corners of his mouth: "Will you be full after eating biscuits? About 30% of you are full now."

Wei Yuan: "...??!"

The veins on the forehead twitched.

Extraordinary you eat demon god.

On the technology side, you eat nuclear weapons.

Taotie, you are almost done.

How do you want me to fill you up?

Taotie said: "But after eating a lot of solid food, I want to eat something else."

Wei Yuan looked at the gluttonous face full of food, so he had to take the gluttonous food to the snack street. The four victors were very proud, all kinds of snacks, meat and vegetables were not taboo, and he was in a good mood. Anyway, feeding gluttonous food is already a special operation now According to the requirements of the group, they have already started to use this year's funds.

Taotie took a marshmallow in his hand, it was soft, he took a bite, and thought.

Recalling the little girl I met last time.

"oops."

There was a low voice, followed by a voice of apology. The tall and well-proportioned Taotie lowered his head, was stunned, and walked in a daze. He didn't notice that the little girl raised her head and said, "Oh?! The big brother of the big stomach king?"

"It's you…?"

Taotie recognized the little girl who had exchanged delicious food with him before.

"You are..."

The little girl shook her backpack and said, "I'm going to a hobby class."

"Mom asked me to learn this and that again."

"Training..."

Taotie sighed, back then he was also forced by his father to learn this and that.

The old man in my memory is always so strict with a deadpan expression.

I was forced to learn even if I didn't want to learn anything.

Because there was someone from Wei who paid the bill over there, Taotie happily distributed some of the marshmallows to the little girl, and her mother was in a low mood, and seemed to recognize the members of the action team who accompanied Wei Yuan and Taotie. The youth rest assured.

"By the way, did your father take you to the amusement park before?"

Taotie had nothing to say, so he asked a casual question, remembering that his father said he would take him to play in the mountains and rivers, but that guy ran out to fight with the guy named Xuanyuan, and he was very annoyed at that time.

The little girl shook her head and said in a low tone, "Mom said Dad is very busy at work."

"So you don't have time to play with me."

Taotie pondered, then asked casually, "Aren't you angry?"

"Not disappointed?"

The little girl looked at her mother subconsciously, and thought of how her mother was suffering when her father was working overtime. She shook her head and said softly, "No."

"So cute."

Taotie ate the colorful cotton candy into his mouth.

While chatting with the little girl along the way, he sent her to the interest class, and Wei Yuan knew from the members of the special operations team that the little girl's father, Tang Hongzhe, was one of the backbones of Kuafu's plan, and he also had some feelings in his heart. Soften down.

It can be seen that this family is very good to the children.

At least it was very attentive, let the child learn music and practice piano from elementary school, the teacher is a beautiful, dignified urban beauty, the piano room is quiet, watching the little girl walk in, Taotie suddenly said: "Do you want to go out to play?" ?"

"well?"

The little girl turned to look at him.

Wei Yuan sensed something was wrong, Taotie suddenly took a step forward and rushed forward.

Crash.

The schoolbag containing the piano score fell to the ground, and the score slipped out. The tall and handsome Kamidai fierce **** hugged the little girl, and moved away from a certain cook blocking the door for a moment. This guy turned his back to the window and grinned at Wei Yuan. , revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth:

"You are stupid, I am a fierce god, why should I be obedient?!"

"You still say that you don't obey discipline, you're laughing to death."

"Disobedient, that's what I should do!"

He held the little girl in his arms with both hands, and his back directly smashed through the glass.

With a crash, the light blue curtains were blown away by the wind. The little girl's eyes widened, and she jumped back with Taotie. The blue sky, sunlight, and large pieces of cotton candy squeezed into her eyes, as if her heart was beating full. Everything was frozen in time until the heart beat heavily, and everything returned to its original rhythm. The Taotie fell and hit the bushes in the green belt heavily, startling the people on both sides.

In the next second, he jumped up and sat up, which frightened people even more.

"Damn it! It's a fraud!"

"Ambulance, ambulance!"

Taotie shook his head, shaking the dead leaves from his hair.

"Want to play?"

"But mother said..."

"Want to play?"

"Want to hang out?!"

Taotie looked at her expression, saw her past self from the bottom of her eyes, and grinned: "The answer is correct..." Hearing the voice from the window, the potter sat on the window sill with his sword pressed, Taotie's scalp numb, and said: " Run away!"

He stood up at once, and the little girl sat on his neck.

"Sit tight!"

"well?!"

Taotie, who always does things as he pleases, strides across a large green belt in an instant. The shield protects this friend who shares delicious food, so everything in the world comes into his eyes. The sea of ​​clouds in the sky.

The sun floats above the sea of ​​clouds.

The white cloud stretched and surged, and Taotie spread his arms: "You give me cotton candy, this time I will give you a cloud, but it is impossible to give you candy, because I want to eat it too. It’s not a discussion, but it’s fun here, isn’t it?”

Tang Nuannuan's eyes widened, and the child's playful nature made her eyes light up.

The little face was flushed with excitement.

"By the way, big brother, what's your name?"

Taotie was going to proudly answer that he was the Four Violent Taotie, but for some reason, the ghostly voice paused, and then said:

"I am of the Yanhuang lineage, the first Xia official in the world, and the successor of the Jinyun clan."

"How about it, is it amazing?! Is it **** or dick?!"

"Next, where are we going to play?"

………

When the sun was setting, the little girl Tang Nuannuan fell asleep. Her mother was anxious and scared, but seeing the smile on her daughter's face, she couldn't get angry for some reason, and took the child away , Taotie sat on the edge of the flower bed in front of the amusement park.

He was biting the lollipop that the little girl gave him just now.

Wei Yuan said: "The funding has been approved, what will we eat next?"

"The special operations team is estimated to have spent ten years of funding. If this is the case, they will soon apply for funding from the higher authorities."

Taotie said: "Forget it, don't eat."

"Um?"

"I seem to be a little full."

Taotie took out the lollipop, wrapped it in a candy wrapper, and put it in his pocket, thinking of the war drum he left behind, thoughtfully.

Then asked:

"Tell me, cook, do memories fill your heart more than food?"

"Do memories fill me up more?"

"oh?"

"Forget it, you have about the same brain capacity as King Yu, so asking you is no different from asking Bai."

Taotie said something disdainful, stretched his waist and stood up, his pupils reflected the red Liuxia, and said: "I will do what I promised you. Within a month, Kyushu Railway will be in front of you. You can rest assured, do you want to sign a contract?"

Wei Yuan took a deep look at Taotie, shook his head, and said freely:

"Actually, the contract can't bind you, right?"

"Go on your own. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"snort!"

According to historical records, the water level in China rose by three percent on this day.

Gonggong recovers initially, and the Jinyun family runs away from Longhu Mountain on a snowy night.

After that, the sky was clear and bright, and everything was normal.

When Wei Yuan returned from Longhu Mountain, he hesitated and turned to Huaishui.

Only this time, before Huaishui, there were enemies blocking his way.

It belongs to Gonggong Water God.

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