Chapter 817 Emperor Hu: No way, I'm about to explode!

"Damn it!"

"Wei Yuan, you are not a son of man!"

"Hey, you scared the old Taoist to death..."

On Longhu Mountain, Zhang Ruosu's face was pale, and he sat there leaning on his waist and sighing. The white-haired Taoist scratched his head with a dry smile. Just now, Zhang Ruosu was about to go to the Sanqing Hall of the Patriarch Hall to fish out the wine, but he saw the deep-spirited Wei Yuan called himself Yuanshi.

It's almost the same as seeing your deceased ancestor come out to fight the landlord with you.

The old Taoist was so close to belching his fart.

After a while of scolding, the owner of Wei Yuan ran to cook with a face full of embarrassment, but the smell of oily smoke was too strong. The old Taoist held the tea, stared at Wei Yuan's growing white hair, and said strangely: "What are you... thing?"

"You want to cook like this?"

Wei Yuan looked at the white hair, pulled out a pair of scissors with his backhand, and clicked it.

The scissors directly broke the blade, and then there were cracks under the eyes of the old Taoist priest and the young Taoist priest, and finally turned into powder, Wei Yuan said with a blank expression, "I want to repair it too, but there is no way, there is no way. ..."

Barber Shop.

That is the truth that the Buzhou Mountains can never reach.

Although it is said that the characteristic of Buzhou Mountain Kungfu is [Invincible].

But the main thing that is not bad is that the blood bar is so thick that it makes people hopeless, and the blood returns continuously.

In terms of defense, it should be far inferior to Xuanwu, Yu Qiang, and Shi Yi.

After all, the blood bar is thick, but the blood recovery is slow, and the defense is not strong enough.

But that is only the power of those gods who are especially good at defense compared to the Three Realms and Eight Desolations, and it is not enough in Fuxi's eyes. It is already an extremely superior skill in defense, even if it is the scissors made by Wei Yuan with the Qi of Gengjin They all fell apart directly.

Wei Yuan sighed, pulled out the Chang'an sword and cut off his white hair with a backhand sword.

into normal short hair.

The white hair fell to the ground.

Then, just as Zhang Ruosu and Ah Xuan's eyelids were lowered, Wei Yuan's hair grew wildly, and there seemed to be a figure shaking in the void beside him: "I don't allow you to cut your hair, your uncle and I like long hair, long hair, Long hair and white hair feel good, don't cut it..."

Snapped!

The head of the guard slapped the illusion with a backhand.

Expressionless: "Well, as you can see, I am now cursed by a wraith."

"It's a blessing!!"

A stubborn voice came out.

It was shattered by Wei Yuan's backhand again.

"Now I can only maintain this state."

The corners of Wei Yuan’s mouth twitched. That was just a little [blessing] left by Fuxi. As the master of secrets, although Fuxi is really good at the creation of all things and the destruction of yin and yang, the superficial means of secrets can also be used. Add jaw-dropping buffs to anyone.

The so-called [Heavenly Protection].

Originally thought it would be nine bulls and two tigers, with unparalleled strength, or similar to the God of Wealth.

But Fuxi proved that the owner of Wei is still too young with his actual actions. The buff he blessed Wei Yuan is such a strange thing as [the hair will always remain at this length and it will be extremely thick and smooth, and it will be one-tenth of the length once it is cut]. And I don't know how many times it has been superimposed.

Finally, Wei Yuan bit a chopstick and tied his white hair into a high ponytail with both hands.

Then insert the clean chopsticks backhand like hair pins.

Wearing an apron, he picked up two kitchen knives.

Then, the words transformed by Tianji appeared under Wei Yuan's eyelids.

【Care from Uncle Fuxi】—

[God of Chef's Protection · Dual Wield Kitchen Knives]

Similar to the method of notifying Ye Ming, this is Wei Yuan's own method, but the scum snake that is the source of the secret seems to be playing more smoothly than Wei Yuan himself, Wei Yuan's forehead twitched, and the scum snake was confronting him just now How many weird blessings did you bless yourself when you were young?

Holding a kitchen knife with both hands, he chopped a rice field eel with a click.

Chop this snake-like fish directly into pieces.

What the **** are you!

Fuxi! !

die! !

die! !

Department! !

Because the white hair was too long, the little Taoist and Feng Siyu, who were holding a white ponytail behind the Taoist to avoid the smell of dust and oily smoke, both shuddered, looking at the cook over there who was like two **** of flying snow, The scalp is numb, the white hair is in a high ponytail, the teeth are gritted, the white wrists are exposed, and the light of the knife is like snow.

Kind of crazy.

Eh? This real murderous aura...

Feng Siyu looked solemn.

"Could it be that having a murderous intent towards ingredients is the secret of the God of Cooking!"

"I understand!"

"Crab Roe Peanuts! Pine Nut Corn! Puffs! Ice Cream! Cake! Cheese!"

"Be prepared!"

The little Taoist looked at the mighty Feng Siyu over there, and sighed helplessly, wondering if he should tell her that he seemed to have gained a little weight. Finally, Wei Yuan brought out plates of delicacies, and untied the apron with his backhand. Come down, in fact, the strength has reached his level, and there are so many foreign things that it can no longer be contaminated.

But habits are not so easy to solve.

"Oh, it looks good..."

"It's been a long time since I ate your food."

The old Taoist took a deep breath, moved his index finger, and landed on the shoulder of the old Taoist. After thinking for a while, he flew out again and landed in Wei Yuan's arms. Feeling the pure energy flow, he stretched out comfortably. Lazy.

"Oh? Are you so clingy?"

Surprised, Wei Yuan glanced provocatively at the heartbroken old man over there.

Slowly stroke the cat.

Well, the touch is really good, no wonder that guy Fuxi likes to lick cats.

Speaking of which, the feel of Lu Wu's cat hair is really unique in the world.

I really want to...

Wei Yuan's expression froze slightly.

Hold on, restraint! restraint!

Can't be affected by that scum snake.

Wei Yuan let out a mouthful of turbid air, took a few mouthfuls of food with chopsticks, the taste was still the same as before, but it seemed that the food taste was improved compared to what he made before, Wei Yuan dropped his chopsticks continuously, and the old Taoist drank it happily Taking a sip of wine, he complained: "Really, what's the origin."

"If it weren't for me, the old Taoist priest, I would have been shocked by you."

It is because you are an old Taoist priest that the effect is better.

Wei Yuan cursed in his heart.

They are directly on the mountain at the back of Longhu Mountain at the moment. They have been busy for a while, and the sky is getting late. Although it is said that things like flowers bloom instantly can speed up the cooking of food, Wei Yuan has a very stubborn attitude in these places. Persevere, don't come by yourself.

Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, chatted for a while, and said:

"Connect with the spiritual world of Beihai, are you ready?"

Zhang Ruosu said: "It should be almost there. Well, as far as the position of the formation eye is concerned, if the Arctic Zhenwu joins in, the talisman formation system in the world should be able to fully restore its prosperity. The accumulation of the Heavenly Dao in the North Sea is really too strong."

The old man's expression softened, with a little expectation.

The connection between Beihai Heavenly Dao and Human Talisman Heavenly Court.

It will further feed back, strengthen the concentration of aura in the human world, and directly increase it, and the formation is equivalent to having a new core node [North Pole True Martial Demon Slayer Emperor] at the same time, as well as an incomparably abundant backup source, not as before. , Every move is to consume one's own accumulation in the world.

The world is the way of heaven, the personality is extremely high, and it can form a cycle of its own.

In other words, after consumption, the Dao of Heaven and the Great Formation of the Heavenly Court will naturally recover.

Furthermore, Zhang Ruosu can be in the [Jade Emperor] mode during long-term battles, and the cooldown of various Taoism skills will be greatly reduced. The speed is directly pulled to full.

If you get to that point, the Great Formation of Heavenly Court Talismans can be regarded as using the power of heaven to bless yourself, but this is only a bonus. If you say that you are the kind that cannot be supported by yourself, you are not eligible to receive Heavenly Court Talismans at all.

And the so-called borrowed power is not [Hun Tian].

It is the way of heaven in this era, and the original [Huntian].

It's totally two levels.

[Huntian] used to be the first of the top ten peaks, representing the concept that all things are born first, and the law that is always above. It supports the sky and the earth, making the vast space of the sky and the earth appear, so the order can be established.

Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, closed his eyes, and muttered to himself.

Ten peaks.

The first one in the past, [Hun Tian], the real concept - [Yuan Chu].

Currently the first one, [Emperor Jun], the superficial concept—moving stars to change battles, returning to the sky and returning to the sun.

True concept, unknown.

The second place is [Buzhou], the superficial concept—supporting the sky and supporting the earth, holding mountains and surpassing seas.

Concept of Reality—【Order】

The third place, 【Fuxi】, superficial concept - mediate good fortune, reverse yin and yang, congenital gossip.

Concept of Reality—[Creation and Destruction]

And, the tenth place...well, or the eleventh place [Zhu Rong]

Superficial concepts—flame, energy conversion of high-temperature particles, [returning wind and returning to fire], [burning mountains and boiling seas].

True concept - [Kalpa destroys all laws]

Wei Yuan had a chicken wing bone in his mouth, and his teeth cracked into pieces without any effort.

I just discovered that these guys are better than each other at acting...

On the surface, what he tells all living beings is only the external representation of his own core, like Zhu Rong telling others that his power is actually just high temperature, like Wei Yuan telling others that he is good at Taoism, and he is not deceiving. But not quite.

Of course, the top ten peaks.

Certainly not for the purpose of defrauding people.

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Except for a certain **** snake, the deduction you thought he was good at turned out to be the **** of creation and destruction.

Then hit a chicken feather.

"Okay, let me order, Ah Xuan doesn't know how to respect elders?!"

"But brother, you don't love children either."

Over there, Zhang Ruosu and Ah Xuan grabbed the food with chopsticks, and the chopsticks in their hands moved like swords. These things also need a long time of accumulation to master. Drink slowly.

Wei Yuan said, "Where's the fairy in the lake?"

Zhang Ruosu said: "Something happened in the fairy country, she went back."

The white-haired Taoist squinted at him, and said, "Don't worry, this is a setup set up by the elders of the Fairy Kingdom to seize power, or put her under house arrest? Isn't this the first time?"

Zhang Ruosu didn't answer directly, but said:

"Jinyun followed."

Ah this.

that's all right...

Wei Yuan opened his mouth, but was speechless.

The fairy in the lake was the first to announce that she would feed the glutton.

I can only hope that the guys in the myth over there have no plans to actually do something to the fairy of the lake.

The myths on Yanhuang's side even have their origins in the Three Realms, Eight Desolations and Four Quarters, which are different from the other myths born in the human world. Although Taotie has fallen from its heyday, its strongest era , are the four murderers who made a name for themselves in the Age of Gods.

The strongest Taiqi mountain gods in the Western Mountains, the martial gods of the Kunlun line, are not qualified to leave their names.

Zhang Ruosu said: "So you came back to ask about the situation of Beihai Qiyun?"

Wei Yuan shook his head and said, "No."

He thought about it for a while, and said, "Probably, Zhang Daoyou, you have to work overtime... For example, if I said that there are two other pieces of heaven in the sea outside the age of gods, and you need to contact the heavenly court of human talismans, what would you do..."

Puff cough cough cough!

The old man was almost choked to death.

"Two, two?"

"yes."

The old Taoist's thoughts froze, and then subconsciously turned around, and subconsciously blurted out:

"What about the last one?"

You didn't make a move?

Wei Yuan said, "That's Zhu Rong."

"Ah this..."

Zhang Ruosu's thoughts were stagnant, she subconsciously wiped off her beard, subconsciously turned her head, looked at the handsome little Taoist priest with a little flame pattern between her brows, and at Feng Siyu who was happily eating snacks, and opened her mouth.

God Zhu Rong.

Your son and your priest are with us.

Do you want to sign a contract of friendly coexistence with us?

Isn't that clear?

The corners of Zhang Ruosu's mouth twitched, Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, waved his hands and said, "Just as you think, when I come here, I may take Ah Xuan and Si Yu to overseas countries, as if to attract The connection between the Heavenly Dao of the North Sea and the human world is not enough for the Northern Emperor and True Martial Arts."

"The East China Sea and the West China Sea both need their own cores. Well, we'll talk about this issue later."

"And Nanhai also needs Zhu Rong's action to connect the way of heaven with the talisman heaven of the world."

This is the most important.

It must be that there is an existence of destiny in the sea area, so that such a huge matter can be done. If you want to connect the South China Sea with the great array of talismans in the world, you must have Zhu Rong's contribution. Wei Yuan said: "He is still sleeping , I want to see how he is doing now."

"I will bring, perhaps the only person who can save him."

After all, he was backstabbed by Kai Mingzai.

The eleventh place of the top ten peaks was overshadowed by the guy in the middle of the top ten peaks.

Really, Shinhwa can't think about it, the more I think about it, the more I feel that these guys look like old people.

Perhaps, there has never been a person who is not happy.

Or maybe, everyone is the old man Bu Zhoushan who eats melons and eats himself.

Uncertainty law of two-way observation in Buzhou Mountain.

Wei Yuan slandered in his heart, and was about to write another book on the nerves of mountains and seas. The old Taoist asked slowly, "How about safety?"

Wei Yuan replied, "I will protect them."

The old Taoist drank silently, changed the subject and said, "Then the two great emperors of the East Sea and the West Sea, do you also want to drag them into the heaven on earth?"

Wei Yuan shook his head, "No."

The old Taoist was surprised: "It's strange, you don't pull such two big thick legs..."

The white-haired Taoist replied:

"They touched my stuff."

"already dead."

! !

The old-fashioned movements froze.

The white-haired Taoist picked up the porcelain cup, with his white hair and high ponytail hanging behind him, and poured a glass of wine. Because of the long period of discussion and solitude, he developed a bad habit of talking to himself, and said, "Actually, Emperor Shu The two ancient emperors, Emperor Hu and Emperor Hu, have enough qualifications and strength to bear the fate of these two sea areas, but I don't know where they are now..."

"Did you know Sudden? Sudden, the master of the ancient speed and time."

"The sky..."

"Huh? Zhang Daoyou, Zhang Daoyou?"

"Fuck, Ah Xuan, Ah Xuan, Heavenly King Life-Saving Pill, Quick-acting Heart-Helping Pill, bring them here!"

"I want you to pinch people!"

"Damn it, don't pinch it with your claws, shit! It's bleeding..."

"Wuliang Yuanshi Tianzun, Banana's Bala, old Taoist priest, you still have nosebleeds at your age, so you can be regarded as vigorous..."

…………

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah…"

"Ah wow wow wow..."

At the edge of the world in the Age of Gods, two old men, one fat and one thin, are still flying.

Open your mouth, let the air fly in, make a wah-wah-wah sound like children facing an electric fan, and suddenly said: "Shu, when do you think we can land..."

sigh.

If it wasn't for them wanting to resist the power of Mount Buzhou~lightnovelpub.net~ and causing the flight direction to be deviated, it wouldn't be so miserable. Originally, it would hit the mountain and stop after a few days, but now the direction is deviated. Come on, I didn't hit the [Three Overseas Mountains], and now I'm flying and flying without stopping.

It's not easy to understand Bu Zhoushan's big push.

Is it clearer to turn the weight of the sky into the power of flight?

Emperor Shu sighed, looking at the increasingly fat and swollen Emperor Hu next to him, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"I do not know either…"

"What's the matter with you? It feels like you're going to explode..."

Emperor Hu: "I don't know..."

"Ah! Here it comes again!"

"It's about to give birth, it's about to give birth!"

PS: The first update today...