My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

v1 Chapter 26: .026: Too pretentious

Seeing Xu Tie's appearance, the wife couldn't help taking a bite of golden fried rice with Xu Tie's spoon.

She was also stunned just after the first bite.

Then, tears kept gushing out.

Some people feel that happiness will make me fuck, while some people will cry.

Next, several members of the family rushed to finish the plate of fried rice.

After eating, Xu Tie licked his lips, looking at the empty plate with some confusion.

What was so delicious just now, is this fried rice really? Could it be my self-hypnosis?

And after eating this fried rice, he was so happy and so beautiful. Those pressures seemed to disappear without a trace in an instant?

Amazing.

It's incredible.

After a long time, Xu Tie asked, "Brother, you...are you here?"

"No." Wang Huan said: "It is safer and healthier than any food in the world. Next, you have to process it to turn it into an ordinary soup, and then send it to several authorities for testing and get a certificate. Then I Will look for an opportunity to completely package it into a mysterious and safe secret recipe, and become famous."

Xu Tiedao: "Then you are going to kill a dragon and bring the dragon's liver and phoenix gallbladder to fried rice?"

Wang Huan said, "Can it save your hotel?"

"Yes, that's great." Xu Tie said, "If this kind of fairy fried rice is not hot, then I should be hit to death."

Then Xu Tie said, "Huanzi, shall we invest a sum of money to decorate my hotel to a higher level?"

"No." Wang Huan said, "Just like this, just want this shabby appearance."

Xu Tiedao: "It's up to you to do what this restaurant does, and we will work for you."

Wang Huan said, "No, this restaurant belongs to you."

"No, no." Xu Tie said: "Without this fairy fried rice, this restaurant is just a fart."

Wang Huan said, "Don't talk about it, let me first talk about how this hotel should be done."

Xu Tie sat down excitedly and said, "Okay, you say it."

Wang Huan said: "First of all, this hotel must always be worn out and cannot be renovated."

"Secondly, this restaurant has to take off the signboard, there is no signboard directly."

"Then, the restaurant doesn't sell any dishes, only one thing, which is golden fried rice."

"One fried rice, one hundred yuan."

Xu Tie was startled when he said this.

One hundred yuan for a fried rice, this price is too exaggerated, basically a lot of people's three-day salary.

Wang Huan said: "It's just to be expensive, pay attention to a compelling standard, love to eat or not. And when there are guests, you have to be indifferent and don't be enthusiastic."

"There must be a sign in the restaurant, which only sells fried rice, 100 servings, no bargaining, and I like to eat or not."

"Also write a sign. Those who enter this restaurant for dinner are not allowed to go to the next-door gourmet fate, otherwise they will not be accepted next time. It is not unpredictable."

After hearing Wang Huan's words, Xu Tie and his wife were completely stunned.

They can't describe it, they don't have enough vocabulary, but they have an idea in their minds.

Are you afraid of being beaten to death if you pretend to be so coercive?

After a long time, Xu Tiedao said, "This... is this to let us be uncles and customers as grandsons?"

"It has this meaning, but it is not of this nature." Wang Huan said: "We pay attention to equality, we do not discriminate against any customer, and we are absolutely not superior. We are only high and low, looking for good friends among the crowd. We are not selling fried rice. We are sharing the beauty of our soul and our inner happiness. Is a hundred yuan expensive? It's too cheap."

"Mountains and rivers, friends are hard to find. We are just cultivators in the vast world. We have mastered the supreme food civilization. We come to save all living beings and save the tired people. We will charge you a hundred yuan. Is it expensive?"

Xu Tie and his wife were completely dumbfounded. They hadn't noticed before, that his brother is so foolish.

Wang Huan said, "Also pay attention. Your hands absolutely don’t take money. Customers are asked to throw the money in the box. The reason why we set a price of 100 yuan is not because of greed, but just not wanting to touch the money, and save the trouble of finding money. That's it."

At this time Xu Tie couldn't help but said, "Why don't you set a price of ten yuan, and you don't need to find money."

Wang Huan, who was pretending to be interrupted, glared at him and said, "I will kill you. Next time I pretend to be forced, you must never interrupt me."

Xu Tie did not answer. The five-year-old baby girl nodded seriously and said, "Okay."

Then she asked: "Uncle, what is pretense?"

Xu Tie hurriedly covered the ears of the baby girl, and then cautiously said: "Brother, are we too pretending to be like this?"

Wang Huan sighed and said: "Tie Zi, you can't live without pretending to be alive. Human nature is low. If you kneel and lick, she will abandon it. If you are cold, she will chase."

Xu Tie's wife said: "Brother, but Tie Zi and I are illiterate people, pretending... can't pretend."

Xu Tiedao: "Yes, we don't know how to pretend."

Wang Huan glanced at the little girl whose ears were covered, and then said, "Will you be cold?"

Xu Tie shook his head and said, "I don't understand."

Wang Huan said: "You have a stomachache, and you want to go to the bathroom but can't walk away, so do you have any experience of holding back very hard?"

Xu Tiedao: "Too much. I don't want to say a word. I don't dare to make a single action. I am afraid that a gasp will come out from below."

Wang Huan said, "Yes, this is the realm."

Xu Tielao had experience, so he made this gesture directly.

Wang Huan said: "Yes, yes, yes, that's the smell. Just lift your chin a little bit, and you can still hold a cigarette to make you look rebellious."

"Great, this posture is towards top-notch."

"You have to remember the first rule of pretence, that is, don't speak, don't speak. You can use your eyes without gestures, you can use gestures, and you don't need to speak. Even if you have to speak, don't exceed two words."

"Understand the applause!"

………

Just do it.

Bringing a big blackboard, Wang Huan wrote a line on it with a white brush: This shop only sells fried rice with eggs, one serving of 100, no counter-offer, no explanation.

Then, he wrote on another sign: Those who enter this restaurant for dinner are not allowed to go to the next-door Gourmet Fate, otherwise they will lose the right to eat in this restaurant.

Xu Tie couldn't help saying, "Brother, can we find someone who can write better characters to write this signboard? You brush writing is really a bit unsightly, I'm so uneducated. Everyone can see it."

Wang Huan said: "Tiezi, you don't understand this again. The signs all over the street are well-written, just as ugly as the signs in our house. This is the personality. Good signs are the same, and the ugly signs are one in a thousand. "

After everything is done!

After removing the original signboard of Xu Tie Hotel, this restaurant has completed its soul upgrade.

Become a completely anonymous restaurant.

"Huanzi, when will our nameless restaurant open?" Xu Tie asked.

Wang Huan said: "Tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning, it will open on time."

Xu Tiedao: "Okay."

He is full of boundless expectations, because this golden fried rice is too awesome to describe in words.

But he was extremely worried, because it was too expensive, and the marketing routines formulated by Wang Huan were too pretending, too strong and arrogant.

Then Xu Tiedao: "Huanzi, there is one thing that must be figured out before the opening, otherwise I would rather not open the opening."

Wang Huan said, "What?"

Xu Tiedao: "Shares, brothers clearly settle accounts, you must figure out the shares when doing business, otherwise they will fall apart in the future."

Wang Huan said: "I don't need shares."

Xu Tiedao: "Then I would rather not do this business. The soul of our restaurant is golden fried rice. Except for this, our restaurant is worthless. I'm determined. You are seven and I am three. Brother, I will take advantage of you."

Wang Huan thought for a while, took out a piece of paper, and drew up a simple contract.

Wang Huan and Xu Tie jointly run the nameless restaurant, each with 50% shares. Wang Huan provided the recipe, and Xu Tie was in charge of the store and everything.

"Fifty percent of each, otherwise you don't have to do it." Wang Huan cut the line firmly.

Xu Tie thought for a while and said, "Okay, then when your uncle saves a dowry for my baby girl, it will take advantage of you."

So, two people signed the simplest contract.

Wang Huan owns 50% of the restaurant's shares. That's good. At least for a long time, neither he nor his parents need to sit and eat, and both have a stable economy.

………

It's nine o'clock in the morning.

Although Wang Huan said to be calm, Xu Tie and his wife opened the door with a sense of ceremony.

They really value it too much. After all, the hope of the family lies in this restaurant, and all of them are in this golden fried rice.

The specific process is like this.

I found one who blows the suona and one who knocks the gong.

At this time, the flow of people on this street was still okay. Seeing this posture, I couldn't help but stop and watch with curiosity.

What are these two idiots doing?

One person puffed up his dantian qi and blew the suona suddenly.

You know the hegemony of this instrument. The piano is the king of music, and Suona is the king of town.

Any musical instrument that encounters suona will be ruthlessly suppressed and completely run off the track.

"Wow!"

This is loud, this high-pitched.

That is really cracking rocks and flowing clouds!

Hearing this sound, the hairs stood up in an instant.

Immediately afterwards, another big gong was slammed.

"Choo!"

All the people in the street shook their bodies and stunned their bodies.

Almost everyone flocked to watch the excitement, densely packed and full of voices.

Suona with a big gong, what kind of tune does this look like, is it a funeral?

Then, Xu Tie was expressionless, and said with a dead face voice: "Our store is open."

Finally, Wang Huan hung up two signs even more expressionlessly.

The sign on the left reads: This shop only sells egg fried rice, one serving is 100, and the daily limit is 50 servings. No counter-offer, no refund.

The sign on the right reads: Those who enter this restaurant for dinner are not allowed to go to the next-door gourmet fate, otherwise they will lose the right to eat in this restaurant forever.

All the onlookers were completely stunned.

This restaurant is too arrogant, too pretentious!

An egg fried rice sells for one hundred yuan, you are crazy about the money, and your brain is flooded!

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Note: Don't waste the recommended ticket of En Gong, the pastry will starve to death, please feed it!