My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

v1 Chapter 42: .042: Wang Huan suppressed the audience!

As soon as Wang Huan said this, the audience suddenly exploded.

The audience felt excited and felt that Wang Huan was really slanderous.

And the thirty-one groups of actors who participated in the competition were almost furious. Wang Huan was tantamount to directly provoking all of them.

Wang Huan, you are really ignorant and fearless.

You really don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick.

You, the jumping clown, really don’t know anything about cross talk.

Do you know how difficult it is to apply for the name of the dish?

There are 300 dishes in total with more than 900 words.

It must be reported in the shortest possible time, without typos, without jams, and with fast speed, clear voice, and cadence and frustration.

This is equivalent to an exam. It is not difficult for a professional crosstalk actor to score 60 points on the name of the dish.

70 points are difficult.

80 points is very difficult.

More than 90 points, it is no less difficult than **** level.

Even many famous cross-talkers will be planted on this basic homework.

Because the probability of error is too high.

Wang Huan said once again: "Which one of you will come out? Challenge "Reporting the name of the dish"?"

The contestants and actors participating in the competition couldn't help but finally looked at one of them.

Wang Yutian.

This person is thirty-nine years old and has been practicing cross talk for 25 years.

He is not very happy and not very infectious. But in terms of basic skills, everyone present can't compare to him.

He also knows his shortcomings, so he puts almost all of his energy on basic skills.

So every time he performs, it is almost always the mouth, and the difficulty is very, very high.

Regardless of the new tongue twister or the old Guankou, it's nothing to say about it.

Although this kind of performance is single, it can still win the applause of the whole house, which has become his unique skill.

As for "Reporting Food Name", it is even more of his unique skills. Let alone the players present, even the famous people cannot compare to him in "Reporting Food Name".

Therefore, this is definitely the super BOSS of "Reporting Food Name".

Because people put almost all their focus on this skill.

"I'm coming!" Wang Yutian came directly to the stage.

The audience suddenly became excited and applauded desperately.

The host also looked at the director. Is this a performance accident? Should I stop it?

But the director looked excited.

The "National Crosstalk Contest" adopts a live broadcast method.

Of course, it is not a real live broadcast, and it will be delayed for a few minutes. In case something goes wrong, it can be reduced.

And there are advertising Dafa, and some pre-recorded pictures, even if there are some accidents in the live broadcast, you can immediately make up for it.

But the gimmick of live broadcasting has brought huge benefits to the overall ratings.

And now...

Fully living up to the director's expectations, after Wang Huan came to the stage and became the judges, the ratings soared.

And the higher it is, there is no downward trend.

The director motioned, everything continues!

…………

Wang Yutian, the super boss of "Reporting Food Name", came to the stage and looked at Wang Huan.

"Wang Huan, I didn't want to come up. We said that cross talk is down to earth, and we hate hype the most."

"But I won't be able to come up, because you have offended our Patriarch, and you have offended our beloved cross talk."

"Wang Huan, you think you have worked so hard to recite more than 900 words, so what would you call the name of the dish? What a joke, do you know how difficult it is to register the name of a dish?"

"More than 900 words, fast, accurate, and emotional. Every word must penetrate into the ears of the audience."

"Wang Huan, you don't know anything about cross talk."

"Wang Huan, I will teach you how to be a man with "Reporting the Name of Food" next."

Wang Yutian took a deep breath and raised his hand.

Suddenly, the host started to pinch the stopwatch, which was an old way of their performance.

Moreover, electronic timing will also appear on the TV screen.

This breath took fifteen seconds, as if a cannonball was brewing, and then Wang Yutian burst out suddenly.

The name of the dish is officially started.

"Go and ask you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed stag tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, songhua tripe, dried meat, sausage..."

He spoke faster and faster, faster and faster.

In the end it was really like a machine gun bullet.

This is his unique skill. He has performed on TV more than once, and in the theater, he has performed at least hundreds of times.

But every time, it is still amazing.

Everyone held their breath and watched his performance quietly.

Faster and faster, but every word is clear.

But also circumflex.

Fast, fast, fast, fast...

During the whole process, he didn't even change his breath at all.

"Fried pork, fried pork slices, braised sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, braised lentils, edamame, fried cowpea, plus pickled kohlrabi..."

Completely over!

The performance is perfect!

The stopwatch stops and the timing on the stage stops.

2 minutes 15 seconds 55.

This result is awesome!

There was thunderous applause from the audience.

It's wonderful, it's outstanding.

Not only the audience, but the judges in the audience are also applauding.

The other contestants even stood up and applauded, because at this time Wang Yutian played on behalf of the cross talk world and taught Wang Huan, the clown who jumped the beam.

After reading, Wang Yutian looked at Wang Huan, full of Wang's contempt, and said lightly: "Wang Huan, don't use your hobbies to challenge my profession. Put away your ignorance, thank you."

At this time, the judge Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, did the scene just now shock you? Did you learn to be in awe? All said that one minute on stage, ten years off stage. Uda's unique skill, neatly refined Twenty years. So stop saying you are a genius."

Then Zhang Wenyao said again: "We don't want you to beat Wang Yutian because it is impossible. As long as you have half of his score and complete the application within 4 minutes and 30 seconds, it will prove that you pass the customs. You are eligible to compete on stage."

"In addition, there should be no more than ten typos. As for the feelings, all the cadences and frustrations are not necessary." Zhang Wenyao said: "You start quickly, and then end quickly. This storm has passed quickly. We have wasted too much time."

Wang Huan came to the microphone.

Is it the name of the dish?

Are you 2 minutes and 15 seconds?

Wang Huan took a deep breath.

Then he raised his hand, and the host was ready to pinch the stopwatch again.

Electronic timekeeping also appeared on the big screen of the stage.

Wang Huan said: "I...please...you...eat..."

These four words, as if in slow motion, he deliberately spoke very slowly.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck..."

For the names of the previous dishes, he is also relatively slow, with a relatively normal speed.

but…

Then he got faster and faster, faster and faster.

Like the Maxim machine gun.

It's like a storm.

In the end, everyone really felt that what came out of his mouth was not the name of the dish, but the extremely dense bullets.

His performance was completely different from that of Wang Yutian just now.

The other party was fast first, and then it was already a bit hard to withstand, so the slower it got later, and even the words were not very clear.

But what about Wang Huan?

It's really getting faster and faster. When it comes to average, his speed is already completely incredible.

It's impossible to be faster.

It is absolutely impossible.

But... he is still getting faster and faster, faster and faster.

It's almost to the point where it's totally incredible.

It's really like a light rain becoming heavy rain, then a torrential rain, and finally it is like pouring directly from the sky, splashing water down.

"Stewed cabbage, stewed peas, braised lentils, edamame, fried cowpea, plus pickled kohlrabi!"

The name of Wang Huan’s dish is over.

A total of 1 minute and 45 seconds.

It was 30 seconds faster than Wang Yutian.

Moreover, this was the situation where Wang Huan's speed deliberately slowed down in the beginning.

This...this is more than a level difference.

It can be said that in terms of speed alone, Wang Yutian can't even see Wang Huan's taillights.

Everyone was completely stunned, looking at this scene in disbelief.

Suddenly...Wang Yutian said, "What does it mean to speak quickly? Does he speak clearly? In the end, the words are completely connected together and ambiguous. What kind of knowledge is this?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." The other players also said one after another: "He is stealing and playing slippery, and he can't even spit out the words clearly. What is the name of the dish?"

The judge Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, you did speak very quickly. But I am very sorry, you still did not pass the test, because you can't speak clearly, you can't speak clearly, what are the basic cross talk skills? So fulfill your promise, from this Leave on stage!"

Then, the judge Zhang Wenyao raised his hand and asked Wang Huan to leave.

Before the official performance, he was invited to leave.

Wang Huan faintly said to Wang Yutian: "Who said I was slurred? Who said my name was unclear, and every word was very clear. It was because you had a problem with your ears that you could not hear clearly."

Everyone was stunned again when these words came out.

Originally, the audience still sympathized with Wang Huan, and felt that he had been suppressed.

But now that Wang Huan's attitude is so arrogant, he once again booed and wanted to drive him off the stage.

Wang Yutian said: "Wang Huan, you are so ridiculous and slanderous, you are really ugly."

Wang Huan said indifferently: "Host, can I broadcast the last quarter of the dish that I just reported just now? But at a five-fold slower speed."

The host was stunned, but...there is this routine?

So he looked at the host again.

The host immediately raised an OK gesture, because now the ratings have been amazing.

Next, the studio began to broadcast the last quarter of Wang Huanbao's dish name, a total of more than 200 characters.

Play the recording at normal speed first, only about 15 seconds.

At this speed, I really couldn't hear what Wang Huan was reading.

Next, slow down the playback speed 5 to 5 times.

A terrifying scene appeared.

A scene that makes the scalp numb appeared.

After slowing down five times, every word of Wang Huan's name of the dish was extremely clear.

Circumflex, full of emotion, and every word is so full and full of penetrating power.

It is a textbook-level existence.

Fuck...fuck...fuck.

This...this routine is too sassy.

It's amazing.

so horrible.

But Wang Huan's performance was not over yet, and Wang Huan began to recite it again.

It is still from slow to fast, then to fast, as fast as a storm.

At first, everyone hadn't heard what he was memorizing.

Later, everyone found him back.

Depend on!

Turning back? !

Instead of putting the last dish name at the beginning, I recite every word, starting from the last word.

This...this is too difficult, right?

Still less than two minutes.

The name of the dish with more than 900 words is over.

There was no lag, no typos, and it was still very smooth.

Everyone was stunned and couldn't believe it.

too exaggerated!

Wang Huan said lightly: "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, do you think my basic skills are okay?"

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