At this time, the audience was silent.

Everyone is waiting for Wang Huan to speak, to see what kind of performance you will bring us?

What cross talk does it bring us?

The last "I'm going to brag" is also very good, but it may lack a little surprise.

Everyone is full of high expectations, but they are unwilling to admit this expectation.

Because they felt that Wang Huan's strength could not support such expectations.

From everyone's point of view, Wang Huan's chances of a flash in the pan are too great.

After all, he has not really practiced cross talk, let alone created cross talk.

What's more, why does the table in front of Wang Huan use this table? Other comedians don't have this table?

Wang Huan looked at the audience and said: Huh? There are a lot of people here, and they all say that the cross talk is cool, why are there so many people? "

With this opening, the audience became excited.

Because Wang Huan's temperament has changed.

Cheap, but also a pure Henan accent.

Even if it is not very hard, the voice is thick and full of penetrating power.

In short, it is very recognizable.

In fact, this sentence is not funny, but this typhoon, such a shame, this slogan, I want to laugh for some reason.

This is the hardest thing for a cross talk actor.

This is a higher level of God's appreciation for food. .

Don't listen to the jokes, just see you like this, listen to your tone, you want to laugh.

A true master of comedy, the most important thing is to have his own accent.

Zhou Xingchi is like this, Jin Carrey is like this, Chaplin is like this, and Ge You's teacher is like this.

This is true of Guo Deyun, even Zhou Libo, who has mixed reputations.

Distinctive personal characteristics, which are not possessed by many famous cross-talkers today.

Although the audience has not heard the joke yet, they have already had a surprise, and they are even more looking forward to the next joke.

Then, Wang Huan glanced at Lu Zhengtao with a very mean look: "You are a cross talk actor? What is your name? Lu...

Lu Zhengtao: Lu Zhengtao.

Wang Huan: Yes, Lu Zhengtao. I'm sorry, I don't think much about this "Progress of the Legal System".

Lu Zhengtao: What does this have to do with "The Rule of Law"?

Wang Huan: I like your business very much, cross talk is good.

Lu Zhengtao: Is it over?

Wang Huan: I'm doing your business

Lu Zhengtao: What's your word, what is it for us

Wang Huan: Because after all, there is a gap between the two

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, you didn't do this

Wang Huan: I don't know?

Lu Zhengtao: Where do I know?

Wang Huan: Hey, look at my military uniform.

Lu Zhengtao: Are you in a military uniform?

Wang Huan: I am a military strategist, you don't know.

Lu Zhengtao: I don't know.

Wang Huan: Hey, I all know.

Then, Wang Huan climbed directly onto the table, still looking dazed and cheap.

So far, the jokes are not particularly funny, but everyone can't help but laugh.

Because of this look, it's so interesting.

That's right, Wang Huan's performance this time is one of Guo's most classic pieces, "The Dream of the West".

It is also one of Guo's most successful adaptations of old stories.

The next two continued to perform.

Lu Zhengtao: Go down, where are you used to going on the Kang?

Wang Huan: Military strategist.

Lu Zhengtao: What are military strategists doing on the table?

Wang Huan: Look (Salute like a monkey)

Lu Zhengtao: Yeah.

Wang Huan: Salute.

Lu Zhengtao: You are a salute, what do you think of me throwing a piece of bread?

Wang Huan: I didn't carry my gun today. If I carried the machine gun, I would snore you and me early.

Lu Zhengtao: You have to have that stuff too.

Wang Huan: I will throw you a hundred dollars first for 6 grenades.

...

To be honest, the beginning of "A Dream of the West" did not enter the rhythm as fast as "I want to brag", nor did it satirize social phenomena, nor did it have a sense of cascading fast rhythm.

But it just has a kind of magic, it wants people to listen down.

Because it is a very absurd story in itself, full of suspense.

There is even a sense of magic.

Wang Huan continued to perform, and after talking for several minutes, the cross talk entered the show meat.

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Wang Huan: The world is at peace now. We don't need our old and the army. Let's disband first. Find something to do first, and wait for you when the world needs you. It's all gone.

Lu Zhengtao: Let's all go

Wang Huan: Something happened later. There is a building in the United States. Hey... the plane is stunned.

Lu Zhengtao: Your term is too uncivilized, World Trade Center.

Wang Huan: I'm so worried, I'm anxious, President Bush is anxious. I was so anxious that I went to gunpowder for 30 catties a day.

Lu Zhengtao: Not so.

Wang Huan: Look for it, look for a military wizard. Lead troops to fight to eliminate these terrorists.

Lu Zhengtao: Oh, look for it.

Wang Huan: There is peace in the whole world. It's hard to find it.

Lu Zhengtao: Few talents.

Wang Huan: Finally, President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui

Lu Zhengtao: What's the name?

Wang Huan: Tell the president that there is Wang Huan in Beijing, China.

Lu Zhengtao: I found you.

Wang Huan: I am amazing, a military prodigy. Wenneng can put his pen to settle the world, Wuneng can set the world and the world, go to the kang to know the ladies, and go to the kang to know the shoes.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, that's all you can do!

Wang Huan: Find it, it's hard to find me.

Lu Zhengtao: What is it?

Wang Huan: I don't have a phone, so the BP paging station stopped.

Lu Zhengtao: What communication tool?

Wang Huan: It's so hard to find them and they are looking for me in a daze.

Lu Zhengtao: Work hard.

Wang Huan: I was calling on the street that day, and someone shot me behind: (female voice) Are you Mr. Wang Huan Wang?

Lu Zhengtao: Oh?

Wang Huan: Live, a woman, this is beautiful, foreigner, blond

Lu Zhengtao: Beautiful

Wang Huan: I said you will wait, hello? Did not get through. How much is this, oh, don’t need money if you haven’t gotten through.

Lu Zhengtao: Public phone?

Wang Huan: Ah. I said I was Wang Huan, what's wrong with you? (Eyes closed) (female voice) Hello, Mr. Wang Huan.

Lu Zhengtao: Ay, shouldn't it be blond and blue-eyed?

Wang Huan: Nonsense, isn't it the blonde with her eyes closed?

Lu Zhengtao: Close your eyes, blind man, then what is she pretty?

Wang Huan: It looks good. (Female voice) President Bush asked me to talk to you about the war. Oh, about the war, come, sit, (blowing) sit.

Lu Zhengtao: Sit down on the side of the road

Wang Huan: What do you mean, how much do you plan to spend? (Female voice) I am going to give you ten million dollars to go to war. I said it was done, get up after doing it.

………

Speaking of this paragraph, the taste really comes out completely.

A cross talk that is completely different from before has been lifted.

That kind of absurd sense of magic, that kind of peculiar sense of suspense, that kind of scumbag that makes people laugh.

It's really an experience that cross talk has never had before.

And the following jokes became more and more funny, more bizarre, and more magical.

The audience applauded at first, but when they heard the excitement, they completely forgot to applaud.

Is that completely intoxicating?

Even applause is entirely instinctive.

The U.S. government looked for a turtle to catch terrorists, and drove a helicopter to fly across the Pacific Ocean to the United States. In the end, it flew in the wrong direction and headed northeast.

This story is too nonsense and too funny.

………

Wang Huan: The helicopter has been driving for more than half a year, and it has added more than 70,000 oil return.

Lu Zhengtao: Small fuel tank

Wang Huan: I finally arrived in the United States. Looking down from the plane, that's right--

Lu Zhengtao: What?

Wang Huan: The banner at the bottom says: A warm welcome to Master Wang Huan.

Lu Zhengtao: Master Wang Huan?

Wang Huan: How can the Americans understand this? The plane descended slowly, running around the runway, buzzing---

Lu Zhengtao: Why didn't you land?

Wang Huan: The brakes are broken

Lu Zhengtao: Okay. Run then

Wang Huan: This can’t work, can’t stop, can’t stop, open the door, we both put our legs outside and snorted

Lu Zhengtao: Is this the brake?

Wang Huan: The driver is really obedient, and he opened the door and put his legs out. I calculated him, but I didn't put my leg out. Finally stopped, he was worn to the roots of his thighs

Lu Zhengtao: This one is true and sincere.

Wang Huan: Thank you, you are considered a work injury. I'm leaving, just jump slowly.

Lu Zhengtao: Don't you have to jump.

Wang Huan: When the plane got off, the White House staff came. Wearing a uniform, wearing a peaked cap, and holding a leather bag.

Lu Zhengtao: This is from the White House.

Wang Huan: Are you Mr. Wang Huan? I said: it's me. I can't lose the face of the Chinese. Ah, pick me up

Lu Zhengtao: I've picked you up.

Wang Huan: It's been a long time for you, let's go, the president is anxious. I said: Okay, where's the car to pick me up? —Let’s take a taxi.

Lu Zhengtao: U.S. taxis?

Wang Huan: Yeah, don’t you have a car—no, you can’t ride on this one.

Lu Zhengtao: It's $6 for rent in the United States.

Wang Huan: The president is easy to calculate, this is not reimbursed. Hey---$1 and 2 are here.

………

Everyone was engrossed and heard mesmerized.

"A Dream of the West" performed by Wang Huan came to an end soon.

Wang Huan: Eat, be happy-the president said (Henan accent) Mr. Wang Huan, don’t eat now, are you sure about this battle? I said: I should. (Henan accent) The appointment order is ready for you. I took a look, heh, the appointment order, No. 39 and a half, no, this is not good, I wear 41.

Lu Zhengtao: Where are you buying shoes?

Wang Huan: As I'm talking, listen to the ground..., sudden...the enemy is attacking.

Lu Zhengtao: Is this here?

Wang Huan: The terrorists are here. They are really bullying. I'm here and they all dare to come. They are too blatant. Can't you say that they cough the military strategists...cough...

Lu Zhengtao: What physique is this military strategist?

Wang Huan: Don't you take military strategists seriously? I'll go, push away my lobster plate, and walk upstairs. The smoke is full of gunpowder in the distance. This is not good. I didn't bring anything. What if it hurts me. When I turned around, there was a steel helmet on the ground. The German steel helmet, the big brim of the hat is white with red flowers, pick it up and buckle it on the head, oh, this bullet hits, Dangdang Dang, I am happy, kill, rush, Garridd.

Lu Zhengtao: What kind of text?

Wang Huan: I'm just happy. My daughter-in-law got up and gave me a mouth. She can't sleep when she's full. What's the beauty of your sputum bucket?

Lu Zhengtao: Dreaming!

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At this point, Wang Huan's performance of "The Dream of the West" has officially ended.

The new cross talk, which is full of magical feelings, stubbornness, and earthy flavors, is brought to the table.

Next, the fate was handed over to the audience.

Do you accept it or not? Like it or not?

Can perform a miracle in another world?

Can the audience's senses be completely subverted?

The host said: "Next is the voting session. The five judges have 50 votes, and each of the 400 spectators has one vote. The total number of votes from both sides is the final result."

The host asked: "First, please ask the five judges to vote on the performances of Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao."

Wang Huan looked at the five judges, and all the audience also looked at the five judges.

The five judges glanced at each other and exchanged their inner shocks and surprises.

Wang Huan's cross talk is so good, so amazing, and so unexpected.

They are insiders, knowing that Wang Huan's performance style can really revolutionize the fate of cross talk.

This performance, they really never thought about it.

Before, they only regarded Wang Huan as a speculator, and it would not be a big deal.

But now it seems that this person's lethality is too great.

Look at these audiences, what are they conquered? The story is over, and I am still thinking about it now.

With that mesmerizing expression, the five judges felt a great danger.

……………

The first judge, the second judge, did not speak, and did not use any movement.

The fifth judge Zhang Wenyao raised a sign with a big zero written on it.

The host said: "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, you voted 0?"

The judges have ten votes per vote, so in a sense, this is a kind of scoring.

And Zhang Wenyao scored 0 points for Wang Huan? !

You know, just now they scored 9 points for Liu Jun's performance and 8 points for Daxing's performance.

In the 16-to-8 game, even the lowest score was scored by 5 points.

In the first dozen groups of contestants, the judges gave the lowest 25 votes.

And now he scored 0 points for Wang Huan?

This is too deceptive.

The host asked: "Teacher Zhang Wenyao, can I ask why?"

Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan's cross talk is too vulgar, too vulgar, and it will have a serious impact on the social atmosphere. Our cross talk is an art. We want to pursue elegance, similar to vulgar and vulgar works, and we should completely kill them in the bud. In."

Then, the fourth-ranked judges also raised the sign, which was also a big 0 point.

The audience was in an uproar again.

The host said: "Teacher Zhu Wentong, what is your reason for giving 0 points?"

The judge Zhu Wentong said: "The same is because it is too vulgar."

Next, the third-ranked judge, Li Jing, also raised the 0-point sign.

The first judge was left, and the second judge still did not speak or raise a placard.

Ma Guang, the first judge, was actually very entangled in his heart. Of course, he also knew the status quo of the dying cross talk, and even agreed with Wang Huan's performance in his heart.

But his position must be consistent with the cross talk world, and he is a good old man.

As a result, he did not raise the placard or express his position.

But no cards are raised, which means no points are scored.

They didn't say anything to criticize Wang Huan, but not scoring means 0 points.

The people in the cross talk world felt the danger, so just as Zhang Wenyao said, they wanted to kill Wang Huan in the bud.

Therefore, regardless of the high profile, Wang Huan will be eliminated by force.

Vulgar and vulgar is a good reason.

Suddenly, the audience was in an uproar, completely angry.

This... is too ridiculous.

(The last time I describe the content of the cross talk, and then I will cover the cross talk in one stroke, and because it contains cross talk passages, this chapter has more than four thousand words)

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