My Goddess is a Cat
v2 Chapter 182: Teletubbies
readx(); Sang Mengmeng went to pack a few clothes and was ready to live in Sang Yueye's bedroom. Sang Yueye stood in the yard and looked around, and then noticed some tools and drawings that Tang An had not yet put away.
Sang Yueye picked up the drawing and said with uncertainty: "You asked someone to draw this?"
"I drew it myself." Tang An showed a proud expression similar to Sang Yueye, "I need to hire someone for this? I plan to make a tatami bed by myself."
"It's no wonder the painting is so ugly." Sang Yueye nodded, her tone changed, "but now there are very few men who can do it by themselves. Many of them are female guns who twist and hum even when they go to bed. A bed. Are you ready with all the tools?"
"My tools are very professional..." Tang Anyan stopped Sang Yueye, and directly reached out to stop her, "That is to say, some daily tools, don't tell me about the kits of hundreds of thousands of tools, I This is enough."
"You really made me impressed." Sang Yueye was a little appreciative. "Except for professional food, men who are keen on drills should have good sexual abilities. I always thought you were a silver gun."
All the drawings in Tang An's hand fell to the ground and patted his forehead, not to think of Sang Yueye as a woman, fearing that she was dressed in Sang Mengmeng at the scene. The words that popped out of her mouth were enough to make Tang An unbearable.
"I admire boys with strong hands-on skills. You have passed the initial stage." Sang Mengmeng walked over and patted Tang An on the shoulder. "Strong hands-on skills means that he is also better at digging sensitive points on girls. Be patient and talented. For example, when ordinary boys put their fingers into girls’ lower body, they often can’t hold on for long, but boys with strong hands-on ability often do some long-lasting and high-frequency movements with their fingers. This is for them It's much simpler, which means you can give Sang Mengmeng more pleasure."
"I'm kneeling for you!" Tang An couldn't laugh or cry. The man had gold under his knees, but gold was nothing. Tang An couldn't stand the conversation with Sang Yueye, "Can you talk to me normally?"
"Ignorance!" Sang Yueye pinched her braids, and slightly raised her head to the rising moon, "Such a dialogue is full of science and technology, what do you care about? I don't believe that boys don't discuss these topics, don't you care. My gender is just fine...everyone has different suitable communication styles and methods. Talk to me as much as you want. You have to care about my gender. There is no way to communicate with me."
Tang An wanted to tell Sang Yueye that he was not interested in communicating with her at all!
"You are free!" Tang An hummed and nodded.
"The long-lasting and high-frequency movements I'm talking about don't mean chucking. According to my research, this male daily behavior does not actually require too much physical effort, and it is more about moving the palm up and down. Sang Yueye finished speaking, and asked in a voice seeking advice: "Right?"
"Yes, yes, you are amazing, you know everything!" Tang An arched his hands again, blocking his face by the way.
"It's just common sense. I have read a lot of books and learned a lot. This is where I surpass ordinary people. You can learn from me. I am a man of work." Sang Yueye admires Tang An a little, because Tang An can play impact Drill or something.
"I should really introduce you to the Southern Cat King, you have common characteristics in some respects." Tang An said regretfully.
"Who is that?" Sang Yueye was not very interested.
Tang An didn't say much.
"You want to give Sang Mengmeng happiness." Sang Yueye said emphatically.
"Are you talking about happiness or sexual happiness?" Tang An is really not sure.
"Your true form is exposed, right?" Sang Yueye sneered.
Tang An doesn’t want to talk to Sang Yueye anymore. Fortunately, Sang Mengmeng has already come out at this time. She changed into Hanfu, wearing jeans and a short t-shirt. She was wearing a pair of Y3 sneakers under her feet. The shoes looked a little weird like Sang. Yue Ye’s style has changed, but Sang Mengmeng still hasn’t turned her hair into a chicken coop. She still pays more attention to her image than Sang Yue Ye.
Fresh and lively beautiful girls, no matter what style they are, they are still very eye-catching, especially the plump girls wearing T-shirts, they have a different feeling.
"You go quickly, don't lose my face, if someone asks you about your studies, you will dismiss it." Sang Yueye thought for a while and said.
"I wouldn't have done it in the first place, and I definitely dismissed it." Sang Mengmeng said proudly.
"Isn't it?" Tang An listened to Sang Yueye's meaning, Sang Mengmeng's study seemed to be very poor, "but no one will learn anything now, no class has started yet."
"She came in through the back door." Sang Yueye bared her teeth, ashamed of Sang Mengmeng.
Sang Mengmeng smiled embarrassedly, but Tang An was surprised... There are some problems with the so-called twins. Otherwise, how could it be possible that the twin sister is the number one in science at China Overseas, but the sister has to open the back door to enter China Overseas University?
"Tang An, I'm leaving... If Sang Yueye is messing around, just grab her here, she won't have the strength!" Sang Mengmeng smiled and grabbed a hand on Sang Yueye's ass.
Sang Yueye's cheeks flushed as expected, and she took a few steps back.
Tang An wanted to laugh a little. It turned out that he was very thick-skinned, and there were actually some sensitive parts of such a girl.
"You bastard, you are really an idiot with an elbow. I will definitely help count the money when someone sells you!" Sang Yueye was very angry, regardless of whether she was wearing a skirt. Gao kicked Sang Mengmeng.
Sang Mengmeng smiled and ran out of the yard. Although Sang Mengmeng did not have the violent temper and violent temperament of Sang Yueye, Sang Mengmeng's motor nerves were also very good, she was still an archery girl!
Tang An and Sang Yueye also went out, at least to send Sang Mengmeng in the car at night.
The sky is not too dark, the street lights of Wutong Lane are lit up, carefully carved with delicate patterns on the top of the lamp, and the overflowing light next to it gives a feeling of full artistic atmosphere.
"call!"
It was the sound of a flash when the heavy door was quickly opened. Lin Yuling ran out. She was wearing a yellow puppet suit, a round hat on her head, and a swaying antenna... It's kind of like a teletubbies.
Lin Yuling, Sang Mengmeng and Sang Yueye, looked surprised and confused.
"Hurry up." Tang An quickened his pace, not wanting to talk to Lin Yuling.
"Hey!"
Lin Yuling yelled from behind, but she was inconvenient to move and couldn't catch up.
"Is it crazy?" Sang Yueye asked after taking two steps.
"Similar to you." Sang Mengmeng nodded.
"Haha..." Sang Yueye sneered, "The woman just now, with a mental retardation, can be on par with me?"
Tang An felt that Lin Yuling's term "mentally retarded" was not too much.
Tang An and Sang Yueye sent Sang Mengmeng into the car, and then turned around. Tang An said to Sang Yueye, "I bet you, the girl who wore a puppet suit just now, who seemed to be doing a part-time job, must be squatting on the side of the road."
Sang Yueye was dubious, and when she walked back, she was standing on the side of the road and looking around.
"Standing, not squatting." Sang Yueye didn't want to make Tang An feel that he had won the bet.
This is not important, Tang An walked over, squinting Yuling.
"Twins?" Lin Yuling walked to Tang An and asked in a low voice, as if she was going to be carrying the person involved in the gossip.
Sang Yueye didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Yuling and walked directly back to the yard.
"Yes, why are you so idle?" Tang An frowned and said, "Your idol singer, even if they are beautiful, they have to take the strength route and practice singing and dancing every day. What about you? What are you doing every day? "
"I only need to be cute!" Lin Yuling poked her cheek with her finger, "I wear it every day, and countless people like me!"
"Hey, the entertainment industry is despised because of people like you who are willing to be vases. If everyone works very hard, even if there is a scandal, it will not make people feel that they are too inadequate." Tang An feels like he is. A player in the entertainment industry who has brought down the standard.
"The entertainment industry is my shit, and I'm not in the entertainment industry." Lin Yuling said indifferently.
"Then what circle are you in?" Lin Yuling of Tangan Teletubbies, "Are you in the children's film and television circle?"
"I am in the self-entertainment circle!" Lin Yuling laughed, feeling that she had completely disassembled Tang An's ridicule, and she was immediately proud, and explained: "You interpret the entertainment circle as the self-entertainment circle, right? Admire my wit?"
"Good night!" Tang An waved her goodbye blankly.
"Don't... don't go, I have something else!" Lin Yuling stopped Tang An, dragged him to her yard and closed the door.
"What's the matter?" Tang An didn't understand why Lin Yuling lived in such a big yard, but there was no nanny. She didn't seem to be good at taking care of herself and would also tidy up the room.
"I'm asking you!" Lin Yuling lowered her voice next door, "Have you ever heard a word?"
"What are you talking about?"
"My sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's half-struck ass!" Lin Yuling said with some excitement.
Tang An has never thought about this sentence. First, he and Sang Mengmeng are not that kind of relationship. Second, even if it is that kind of relationship, Tang An can't have any associations with Sang Yueye. A girl who discusses the use and techniques of fingers for women, Tang An really does not feel the opposite **** to her.
"If you have something, just say it well, or I'll go." Tang An didn't want to talk to her about this topic at all, and said inexplicably, "Lin Yuling, you are a beautiful girl idol, you go to be a paparazzi! God! Things to do, things to care about!"
"Don't go, don't go!" Lin Yuling turned to Tang An strenuously, smiling slightly, "I had a dance in line. It was inspired by Teletubbies. How about you help me?"
"Okay, you can dance." Tang An thought for a while. After all, Lin Yuling is the captain of SB48, a super-popular beautiful girl idol who is popular among thousands of boys and girls. Cool.
Lin Yuling stood up, walked to the balcony lamp, covered her face with her hands, and said embarrassedly: "I don't know why, I'm actually a little shy."
"Come on, tear off the iron sheet on my face, so that I don't blush ashamedly." Tang An sneered and said.
"Damn!" Lin Yuling glared at Tang An, then rubbed her cheek, coughed, and started singing while jumping.
Lin Yuling’s singing voice is very nice, and it feels clear and pure, but it is pure and cute, but after listening to a few words calmly, Tang An dances in the teletubbies costume, that’s stunned, The awkward movement made Tang An couldn't help laughing while clutching his stomach.
So Lin Yuling stopped dancing, and bulged her eyes and said, "How about it!"
"Okay, it's cute." Tang An can only say that. What kind of dancing is this. Because of the limitations of puppet clothes, Lin Yuling's range of movement of hands and feet is limited, and there are only a few movements. "You have to wear it. Doll clothes jump?"
"What do you know? This is so cute~lightnovelpub.net~ Lin Yuling said professionally.
"Then I look forward to the day when I will dance the Teletubbies on the stage." Tang An can only say that. Lin Yuling doesn't actually want Tang An to give any advice. After all, he is a layman and she is just showing off.
"Of course I can dance. This is my first choreography. Sister Qin must accept it." Lin Yuling said confidently.
Tang An feels that Lin Yuling’s hopes may fall in vain. Although Lin Yuling is the most popular in SB48, there is no doubt that SB48 as a whole cannot give Lin Yuling too many privileges to make her foolish, even though some idol groups occasionally do it. There are some funny works, but dancing like this silly and swaying in a doll costume, it seems that no popular idol group of beautiful girls has done it.
Either take the youthful and lively route, or take the **** route, where is the neuropathy route?
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