Foreword: Dialect lingers in the office for Fang's mother to be delicious.

I saw that the dialect was tangled for delicious food, and the mother let the dialect wait for a while, then walked to someone else's office, and returned shortly after.

When I came back, Fang's mother was holding a red snack packaging bag. In dialect's life, I can't forget the red bag, which is filled with various English letters, and there is a bone pattern on the bag surface.

She gave the bag to the dialect. The dialect opened, and it was filled with delicious cookies.

Tong dialect took out the small cookies from the bag and tasted it, and found that the taste was very delicious. Then he sat in the office and spent the whole afternoon eating all the snacks.

During the period of dialect, the dialect handed the small biscuit to her mother with conscience, and let her eat it together, but the mother was rare and generous for a while, allowing the dialect to eat the small biscuit alone.

The bag of snacks that the dialect had eaten in the mother's office was a good memory of the dialect for a period of time. Knowing that a dialect's aunt came, took the dialect and the cousin of the dialect to the supermarket to buy delicious food. He can choose one of his favorite snacks in the supermarket.

She dialects went around in the supermarket, and then found the same red bag snacks that she had eaten in her mother's office that day, then happily picked up the snacks and went to the aunt.

Then.

Then my aunt gave dialect a half hour, the difference between pet dog food and snacks.

Later, when the dialect was at the university, every time the mother asked the dialect to bring her girlfriend home, the dialect would go back in one sentence: I would feed the dog food, and you want me to bring my girlfriend back. Friends are good.

Alas. . .

时候 When the dialect was small, the mother did not buy toys for the dialect, but all the dolls, skirts and the like were bought.

Yeah, Fang's mother has a particularly bad habit is to like to dress her son as a little girl.

要 If you like you to regenerate one!

Tong dialects raised upright protests and earnest suggestions when they grew up. It was suggested that Fang Ma regenerate a small public act, but Fang Ma was ruthlessly rejected.

Xi Fang's family will always have only one public official.

Li Fang's mother looked at the dialect with misty eyes and said, "Don't you like mom anymore, since you want a sister to replace mom's status."

you win.

Alas. . .

Xi Fangze gave up tangling with Fang Mom in this matter. But as a child, Fang's mother bought Fang Ze a toy suitable for boys, but later, this original childhood memory turned into an unspeakable pain in the dialect's heart.

When the dialect was nine, she bought a small ball for the dialect, but she didn't let the dialect bring her home. But Fang Ze is also very happy, because Fang's mother plays this small ball with the dialect every time.

Tong dialect still remembers the sweet smile of the mother at that time, then held the small ball and said to the dialect, "Baby, look, this is a small ball."

After Fang Fang finished talking, she would throw the small ball, and Fang Ze would run over to pick up the small ball, and then Fang Fang threw it again.

The simple dialect was there but felt that there was no problem. Until he returned from his first year of studying, he saw a dog at home. Fang's mother said to the dog with the small ball that year, "Baby, look, this is a small ball . "

Don't stop me, I want to run away from home.

Alas. . .

When the dialect was ten years old, there was a small and fresh place called Starbucks in the city where the residents lived. The mother who eats foods and snacks and drinks is going to taste it, and she also brought the dialect.

Of course, there is a reason for the mother to bring the dialect. Of course, this reason has nothing to do with the dialect Mao, but because the mother is a thin-skinned public servant, so she usually pays attention not to do shameful things.

The caption is the reason. She led the dialect and went to the store and said to the Starbucks waiter, "This little child is going to eat and noisy to come to Starbucks for coffee, but he is afraid that he will not be ashamed. Does he have to pay attention to something? "

After Fang's mother finished speaking, I was familiar here, but I wanted to let the child learn to be independent, watch the dialect interact with the Starbucks waiter, and then write down all the details, so she can pretend to be a mature customer in the future. Looks like drinking coffee at Starbucks.

Then she never went to Starbucks in dialect again! !! !! !!

Alas. . .

I seem to have said a lot of things that Fang's mother is not reliable.

But seriously, if the dialect is judged, although Fang's mother is not reliable, she is definitely a good mother.

This is not an evaluation based on parent-child relationship, but a very fair and objective evaluation.

There are some people. Although she has many bad things, a flash of light on her body can offset all the bad things. Fang's mother is such a person.

And her flash point is enlightened.

This enlightenment certainly does not refer to the kind of enlightenment that the dialect brings to her boyfriend, but she will not accept it casually, but it is an enlightenment to educate and train children, although she left the dialect with many nightmares when she was a child memory.

This kind of enlightenment of Xi Fangma began to manifest when the dialect was in elementary school.

In the dialect of junior high school, because of playfulness, the grade has always been middle to upper. Then one time, the teacher accidentally passed the top ten of the class in dialect. The only class that was a little bad happened to be the class teacher.

So the class teacher in Fang dialed Fang's phone number and called Fang's mother. The core idea of ​​speaking is that this child has a future. Now he just hasn't studied hard. He can go to the tuition class he runs. When the time comes, he can make up the short board. It may be the first grade.

After listening to the class teacher's words, she asked the dialect how many people there were. The class teacher said that it was more than a thousand people, and then Fang mother said happily, "My son has been admitted to the top ten among more than a thousand people. It is already good. Now this child has a better sense of learning. If so, it might make him bored. "

"Furthermore, if my son is really the first grade, does it not mean that there is no room for further improvement in the next few years, bad, bad."

Alas. . .

I was enlightened. There was also a very misunderstanding between the mother and the dialect. In the third grade, dialects are already a bigger boy. That day, Fang's father and mother left the house to go outside, leaving only the dialect alone at home.

It was summer, the weather was very hot, and the Fang family had no air-conditioning at the time, only a vertical electric fan.

方 The dialect was too hot at that time, so I just stripped off and went up and down the bathroom. I did n’t wipe it after the punch, but went to the front of the electric fan to blow the electric fan barefoot (the tester should know how cool it is.)

After I finished rushing, the dialect felt that his life was complete with a popsicle, and the bathroom took a popsicle from the refrigerator and ate it in front of the hair dryer. Then, eating and eating, I accidentally bit a popsicle and dropped it on the crotch.

The sourness at that time, directly let Fang Ze take out a piece of toilet paper and began to wipe.

Then, when Fang's mother came back, she saw her son holding a toilet paper with his back to him, rubbing something.

After Fang's mother returned to the house without pretending to see it, the dialect really didn't know how to explain it. Mom, I wasn't there, I was wiping a popsicle.

Twenty-three days later, the dialect went home again and found a middle school student **** education book and a box of paper in his bedroom.

Alas. . .

Of course, Fang's education method, which is very enlightened and pays attention to the exercise of children's autonomy, has also brought a lot of dialect experience.

The first is dialect. After knowing the minor protection law, if something naughty is done, seeing Fang's father and mother's big ears are coming down, so they will say loudly that the minor protection law is not Beating children, this is the right that the United Nations gives children.

If you are a normal parent, you still can't ignore the dialect, but the mother is different. Fang's mother spoke in a dialect before the fight. The minor protection law only protects thin children, not fat (at that time dialects were a bit fat because of gluttonous snacks). Although the dialect was beaten later, the dialect began to pay attention to exercise and control appetite, and soon lost weight.

Alas. . .

Dialects haven't enjoyed any motherly love since high school, because the position of the dialect's mother at home is a small public act, and dialects are no problem to use as a sister.

One day the dialect suddenly wanted to have a cat, so his partner said, "Mom, I want to have a cat."

喵 "Meow ~" Fang's mother meowed, which means that taking care of me is not easy, and you want to take care of an extra cat.

Another time when the dialect came home on the weekend, I saw Fang's mother squatting in front of the toilet door, holding her calf with her right hand as if she was in pain, so she hurried to ask if Fang's mom had an appendicitis or something happened. Take to the hospital.

After half a ring, Fang's mother pointed to her mobile phone and said, "I didn't pay attention to time while playing the game. I was sitting on the toilet for too long and my legs were numb."

I deserve it!

Alas. . .

When Tong dialect was in elementary school, the same table was a very adorable little loli. Of course, dialect was enough to see her mother, so she didn't feel much about little loli. But when Fang's mother came to a parent meeting, she immediately saw this little loli. The lolli's soul in her body burned immediately, and she even taught the dialect how to pick a girl. Then she took the little loli and put it in the house. play.

For the unreasonable proposal of his own mother, the dialect rejected it rightfully. However, Fang's mother didn't know how to start the dialect, so she tried to do it herself.

One year, a parent-teacher meeting was held. The original mother did n’t have time to go. The dialect was the direct father to find, but after the mother knew it, she took time off to attend the parent-teacher meeting of the dialect. Already.

But after going to the parent meeting, Fang's mother took the opportunity to talk to the teacher with her parents at the same table, and told her to like you. He records everything he spent with you in his diary at home, and writes your name in his homework book.

单纯 How simple the elementary school students were at that time ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ Little Loli believed on the spot, thinking that dialect is the proud master of the romance novel, and has been secretly liking him.

With this assist from Fang Ma, Lolita has always come to the dialect's home to play. Fang Mum will always prepare Lolita's favorite snacks, and then have a great love with Lolita. interactive.

In order to get the increased pocket money promised by Fang's mother, the dialect also acquiesced in the existence of little loli.

Later, after going to junior high school, although both dialect and little loli knew that it was Fang's conspiracy for little loli to come to the house to play with the design, but for so many years, Fang's mother and little loli had deep Feelings, even if it's not for the dialect, Little Rory often comes to visit Fang's mother at home.

Then, Little Rory logically became a childhood friend of the dialect. Later, when she was about to graduate from college, Little Rory and the dialect came together. The dialect also inherited her father's banner and became a new generation of legal loli. By.

Alas, I forgot to say that Little Loli didn't know if it was affected by Fang's mother or she saw the potential of legitimate Loli the same year. In short, when Little Loli went to college, she looked like Fang's mother then, and looked like a junior high school student and became a legitimate Loli.

Later, in Didu, the name was changed to Fangze because of an incident, and he came to Haiping to attend a university, and then the legal little Luo Li also came to Haiping with the dialect, and the two were studying at the same university.

Oh, by the way, this little loli is called Lin Xiaoxin.

Alas. . .

Part of the story is adapted from the internet section. Many of them were seen from the space. They were recorded and integrated afterwards, and they were set up by Fang Ma.

Probably, Fang's mother will debut soon.