When each boy grows up, more or less do not like going out with his parents. Some are because there is no common topic, and some are afraid of their parents. But the dialect is particularly reluctant to go out with a different reason than his mother, who is afraid of embarrassment.

I started talking about things 26 years ago. At that time, a single program ape came back from abroad. Because I didn't have a communication circle in China, I asked him to introduce him to an object. At that time, when he was dating for the first time, he was shocked by the domestic atmosphere. So when he saw the 16-year-old girl-like appearance of his blind date, he immediately called his uncle. It was against the law whether it was illegal to marry or have a relationship with a teenage girl. Not so strict, but his conscience can't go up and down. So while talking on the phone, he said sorry to the girl. The blind date was probably over in advance, and at this time, the girl spoke.

"I'm already twenty." The girl said, took out her ID and patted it on the table. The man originally thought the girl was joking with her, but took a look at the ID card and found that the ID card was indeed a picture of the girl and that he was already twenty.

Originally, I told her that he wanted her to introduce a man who was a blind date again. Looking at the woman, she was obviously 20 years old, but she looked exactly the same as a 15-year-old girl. Although there was no loli control in that era, , But a certain hobby in men's hearts was also stirred.

The next plot is that the man has since decided that this woman is going to be his wife, and then in the era when Loli control is scarce and there are basically no competitors, he eventually catches up with the girl and marries and has children. This man is Fang Yang's father, and the woman is Fang Yang's mother.

方 Two years after Fang ’s father and Fang ’s marriage, the dialect was born, and his tragic voice began. Don't say that because Fang's mother was a mother earlier, she would not take care of the dialect. Just to say that others guess about the relationship between the two, the dialect wants to leave home a bit.

When the dialect was five years old, the mother went out with the dialect. When others saw the dialect and the mother, they would ask the dialect, "Take the child from a relative's house." Then the mother nodded decisively, not refuting . At that time, Fang's mother was twenty-seven years old, but she looked like an eighteen-year-old girl who was just going to college.

By the time the dialect was ten years old, Fang's face age had finally reached barely twenty. When someone sees the dialect's mother on the road, they will step forward and ask you kindly, this is your nephew.

Nephew your sister! Don't know if this is my mother. I was more sensitive when I was a kid. I ca n’t wait to tell any passerby this dialect, this is him. Mom, he is not a child without a mother. Because at that time, the children in the class often said to each other, "Why is it your aunt to pick you up, do you have no mother?"

Damn mother, this is a malicious mockery of a child. How much the dialect hopes that one day on the road, people will treat him and Fang's mother as relatives. However, this wish was soon realized when the dialect was fifteen years old.

At the age of fifteen dialects, Fang's real age was approaching forty, and her apparent age was twenty-five.

Therefore, when dialects and mothers go out, everyone usually asks mother Fang, "Is this your brother?"

Fang Ma also nodded shamelessly, and then touched the dialect's head to show intimacy. During that time, many students of dialects would envy that dialect has such a younger sister, and the friends who played in dialects are older. After seeing Fang's mother, the dialect is particularly good, not only on the court It's more gentle, and after buying the ball, I will take the initiative to buy water for the dialect.

When the dialect was confused and wondered if this group of people was a **** guy, these people would come to the dialect and asked, "Does your sister have a boyfriend?"

I have, and I know them well!

I married Fang's mother is definitely the most bragging thing in my life. In the era when Loli control was scarce, Fang father abducted Fang mother as a returnee. Although he did not stand out after returning home, he was basically hanging out, but those who did not know Fang father generally thought that Fang Dad is a successful person.

The reason lies in Fang's mother.

Da Fang's father is a vicissitudes person, not old, is the face of an uncle. When the dialect was fifteen years old, Fang's dad basically looked like a forty-five or six, and every time Fang's dad led Fang's and his wife together to go shopping, buy food, and eat. After being seen by Fang's customers or unfamiliar friends, these people will ask: This is your daughter?

At this time, Fang ’s father would shake his hand vigorously, and then said proudly, “This is my daughter-in-law.”

Suddenly, the eyes of these people looking up at Fang's eyes were exactly the same as looking up at a big boss worth over one billion yuan. After all, for any man, being able to marry a daughter of the same age is definitely a big brother among big brothers. And this situation is even more common after the milk tea and Qiangdong incident spread throughout the country.

的 When people who knew Fang Dad were talking about it at the wine table, they talked about Fang Dad. Roughly this is the case: whoever I know finds a young wife who has just graduated from college, and that is the winner of life.

Of course, Fang's dad was so proud for so many years. After a few years, the dialect was eighteen years old. The wind of makeup in one of the four major Asian magics began to blow into China. After Fang's mother learned makeup, the situation changed .

Before the large-scale spread of cosmetic surgery, even the trend-loving ladies like Fang Ma, just use cosmetics to care for the skin or something. Later, because Fang's mother looked young, she could not play with middle-aged women of the same age, and they were all mixed with young people in the unit. So she learned makeup through a girl who likes cos.

After Fang Ma mastered the basic makeup ability in just one week, then even if it is only the most basic makeup ability, Fang Mom can make her actual forty years old and look more than twenty in half an hour. The aged Fang mother turned into a little girl hovering around twenty.

From then on, after Fang ’s father and Fang ’s going out, everyone would laugh and say, “Your father-daughter relationship is so good.” “Hey, your daughter is so old.”

Fang's father actually wanted to explain, but Fang's mother loved to play, so she called her uncle sweetly, and then these uncles also treated Fang's mother as their juniors and took care of them. When the New Year was celebrated that year, each of Fang's customers came to the home to pay New Year, and the red envelopes were given in two, one in dialect and one in Fang.

I then asked Fang Dad after giving the red envelope. ‘You are a beautiful pair of children, and their mother is definitely a big beauty’

Fang Fang :. . . . .

Of course, this is the blow that Fang's mother caused to her father after she learned to wear makeup. For the dialect, it has created a legendary story that has been passed down from the students in the dialect school, making the dialect almost afraid to admit that she is the school after graduation. student.

Xi dialect is eighteen years old, and the third year of high school is approaching the college entrance examination. Because rumor questions will be difficult that year, the pressure of the dialect is a bit high. Fang's mother distressed her son. She would come to the dialect's school every week to invite the dialect to eat a good meal, and then watch a movie or something.

那 At that time, it was the time when everyone rarely went home. On Saturdays and Sundays, the time for make-up lessons in the school, plus the words because of the excellent sports, so I knew a lot of people.

After a few visits, in a few weeks, the alumni who knew the dialect basically met the mother and dialect who had a close meal and watched a movie together.

Because of the third year of high school, everyone has very little communication, so even if many people saw the dialect and Fang mom eating and watching movies, it happened that during that time Fang mom had to put on makeup every time she went out, forcing her age to be almost the same as dialect.

Too many people who are unfamiliar with the dialect regard the dialect's girlfriend as a dialect. This also led to many girls who had wanted to confess to the dialect during the period of high pressure in the senior year of high school.

After all, the pressure is already high enough. If the confession is rejected again, it is not necessary to live.

Later, when the senior year exam was over, a girl who was a bit silly on weekdays came to find the dialect and told the dialect what she had to confess to the dialect.

Of course, letting the dialect later become a legend is not to miss the confession of many sisters, but to the next thing. If time can be turned back, the dialect would not have explained too much to this silly girl.

The situation was like this. Although the dialect did not have the idea of ​​associating with this silly girl, the dialect explained it. The girl who has been eating and watching movies with him is actually his mother, not his girlfriend.

But then I do n’t know if there is a problem with the hasty interpretation of the dialect at that time or the understanding of this silly girl. After the end of the college entrance examination, when the dialect returned to the school to take the college entrance examination voluntary book, it was found that many people who knew him pointed at him and said something to others.

Tong dialect seems to become a celebrity overnight.

A confused dialect went to the office to pick up his volunteer book. Next to him, a male teacher who had played with the dialect suddenly came over to ask the dialect kindly, how many points did the college entrance examination take.

Tong dialect told the male teacher his score. The male teacher was very pleased to say that this score is okay. I was originally one of you who failed to pass the exam because of things in your family.

What the hell? What happened to my house? The dialect wondered what the male teacher asked for. The male teacher was embarrassed to answer, but could n’t stand the dialect for several times, so he said, “I have a student who said that you talked to a girlfriend in high school and ended up becoming your stepmother. Although this kind of thing I just I saw it on TV, but I didn't expect it to happen in reality. You must adjust your mentality. After all, maybe the girl and your dad really love each other. "

就是 I have always been true love!

Su dialect immediately understood where the problem was.

Later, after much inquiry, the dialect learned this. The silly cute girl had made up what he said was her mother's automatic brain. Fang's mother was a dialect's girlfriend, and then her father became a mother.

And because the dialect was discovered too late, rumors of various magical versions have also spread in the school. Among them, the dialect mother really loves each other, and the father of the dialect can learn more about the dialect and take away the mother. Fang's mother approached the dialect in order to marry Fang's dad and so on.

I have been expecting that the famous dialect could become a school legend with the help of Fang's mother, and the legend will continue to be passed on to the students.

I originally wanted to apply for a local university dialect and vowed at that moment that I had to go to university outside the university!

Tong dialect finally applied to a university in a second-tier northern coastal city in Fang's reluctant eyes.

When dialect was studying at university, Huaxia was the time when the uncle's tide was on the rise. For the sake of picking girls up, dialects learned to play music, guitar bass, and so on, and began to develop their image towards the direction of uncle.

The long hair drew down to the ears, and was about to braid, with a moustache, and looked like a savage coming out of the mountain.

But that was the most popular image of a boy at the time. Dialect also used this to kill the Quartet among the girls. The waves could n’t work, and then one day the mother called the dialect to say that she had arrived in the city where the dialect was located.

She dialect brought a vicissitudes of vicissitudes to see her father and mother when she saw her mother standing in front of the school, wearing a student costume of the Republic of China, looking younger than dialect after makeup.

I found out when I asked the dialect that it turned out that Fang's mother didn't come to see her at all, but was invited by the young lady who had taught her makeup before, and came over to be a showgirl. The dialect just wanted to say Mom, you are in your forties, and you still have a childlike mind to accompany a group of teenage children to make a show. Several of the roommates in the dialect suddenly came out of the school to prepare a group to go to the Internet cafe. It was just right. I saw the dialect and the mother.

A few of my roommates came from the family who knew the dialect, but did not know who it was. After seeing Fang's mother, they came over to say hello.

Some of the housemates in the dialect saw the beautiful and pretty Fang, dressed in the Republic of China's student clothes, and kept the sister's head, and then looked at the dialect and the mother's intimacy, so they all came to the dialect and said, "Dialect, this It's your sister. "

I'm your sister, that's my mother!

She dialect just wanted to explain. She took out her mobile phone screen and took a look at her vicissitudes. Then she looked at her. After the makeup, Fang's mother was only twenty years old, and finally she was my mother.

If not, the story that dialect might have been circulating in his high school would have to be re-circulated to college.

Although the dialect later gave up the uncle's style, in the past few years, some people constantly said that the dialect's mother was the sister of the dialect, which caused the dialect to be hit. What's more irritating is that Fang Ma was hooked during that time, and of course no such cosmic cos will appear, but even so, the photos taken are still viewed by a lot of people after retouching, and Fang Mom also asked that the dialect space be filled with photos of him.

I also asked my father for this dialect to ask my mom, so don't you worry about it. But Dad Fang showed a honey smile and said, "Your mom is out of cos, the photographer has always been me, and I have nothing to worry about. Moreover, since your mom learns to play cos, there are new ones every so often Costumes have made my life a lot better. "

Sexual blessing. . .

Dog abuse! Dad, mom!

There is a very classic saying from my father, that our family always has only one baby, and that is you. Mom.

It's true that because Fang's mother is very young, she always plays with young people. This has led to Fang's mentality being very young.

I have a young mother with a mentality. Listening to it is not very good. She thinks that besides being a mother for you, she can also play with you and be friends with you.

But the dialect wants to say a lot of hair. Fang's mother is a baby, and dialects can become a grass on the roadside. Not only must she endure the decline in family status, but she must also endure all kinds of unreliable care when he was a child.

My dialect thinks that I can grow up so safely ~ lightnovelpub.net ~ It is a miracle.

Tong dialect's first unreliable memory came from his eighth year old.

When the dialect was eight years old, one day because the school was closed and Fang's father was not there, the dialect followed Fang's mother to Fang's unit and accompanied Fang to work.

When I was a kid, my dialect was good, and instead of crying, I just sat there quietly and read a book. Then she looked at it. As soon as the dialect looked up, she saw that Fang's mother was eating a packet of potato chips.

When the dialect passed, Fang's mother had finished eating a packet of potato chips, and then, licking her finger, she found the dialect coming over and was shocked.

With that expression, as if to say, "Why is my son here?"

If the mother is generally unreliable, the children will be compensated after they discover that they are eating secretly. But Fang's mother is not generally unreliable.

As a big baby, Ms. Fang didn't feel at all that she was carrying a small baby's dialect. Stealing potato chips was a sinful thing. After rubbing her hands clean, Fang Mama ignored the eight-year-old Drooling dialects, work is starting!

How can that dialect work? Immediately twitching his throat, crying and hugging his own mother will be delicious. Until now the dialect did not know whether the mother at the time did eat the snacks or was reluctant to feed her son.

Anyway, she did something that makes dialects unforgivable so far.

The extra chapters of this chapter come from the author of another of my novel "Super Taobao Store". The serialization seems to start around 400 chapters. I forgot the number of specific chapters, and then every time I reached a certain number, I would A single chapter will be issued once. If you want to see the follow-up, you can also see the author of the latest chapter of that book.