My Ranch

Chapter 242: Which is so easy!

"The picture of his father is hung above..." The moon is rarity. At the cowshed on the outskirts of New York State, Jiang Hai is leaning on the straw, watching his cell phone while eating something, recently staying with these cows. After a long time, Jiang Hai gradually became accustomed to their taste, at least at the side of fifteen cows, he still ate something.

Now in his mobile phone, it is his comic dialogue. As for whether there is copyright or not, Jiang Hai does not know. He is only on the Internet, and the people who say that the comic dialogue are not one, but all of De’s. Now, it’s the dialogue of De Bo’s son, Guo Bo, who has to admit that nowadays, in most cases where the majority of people in China are the main theme, the cross talk of De’s is still more fun, although there are some People look a little vulgar, some are bad, always jokes like jokes, but the smile is here, just like Guo’s partner Yu Shaobao said, this is their job.

Saying that cross talk can't make the audience happy, what else do you say? Jiang Hai admits that he is a laity.

He likes money, likes beauty, likes luxury life, so he still likes these things.

Although he is in the US emperor, in addition to watching cross talk, he often looks at domestic variety and the like.

Of course, it’s like the fast-changing programs that tend to be younger and aging. He doesn’t like watching, like running a man, or a **** on the Internet, a refrigerator, etc. He is very interested. of.

On the contrary, it is a variety show on the American side. He doesn't like it very much. It is like the voice of the United States, the beautiful TV show, the Conan show, the Oprah talk show, etc. He feels general because of the inside. Sometimes it's really a bit too dirty.

Many of the people of the US emperor can talk about the kind of things on TV, the length of men, time. Skills, women do not like the mouth, the voice, and so on, are talking about it everywhere. You said that Jiang Hai, a rural farmer who lives in the suburbs without a girlfriend, always looks at these things, and nutrition is almost impossible to keep up.

Of course, there are some programs that he still likes to watch. For example, Victoria has a secret. Just as there is no secret, watching the dangling inside the screen, Jiang Hai's heart will become calmer.

Well, just simply appreciate the clothes, cough, whether you believe it or not, Jiang Hai is a letter anyway.

In the United States, in fact, the variety show, the widest audience, should be e, that is, professional wrestling in the United States. A total of several channels, ra, aa, roh, me and so on.

In the Americas, whether it is South America or North America, or even an island country, it is very popular for wrestling.

But this thing is just a look at the entertainment show. Because they are all fake, whether it is a win or a fight, or a fight scene, now they follow the script. Jiang Hai once saw e, but it was when hhh competed with Gaobo. At that time, it might be a real fight, because almost every week, the top of the ring would bleed.

According to the current statement, these people are good actors, whether they have scripts or not. At least look very real.

But now, hey, that's the way it is. Sometimes the hand knife hasn't hit the person, and the other person has already reacted. For example, most women's games are like this, but then again, Jiang Hai still I really like watching women's games, coughing, nutrition is almost impossible to keep up... or look at the domestic variety, calm down your heart.

Today is sixteen into eight, tomorrow is the quarter-finals, this is the last night, you need a good night.

Because Jiang Hai is the only old cowboy here, Robbins-Garcia, going to the slaughterhouse tomorrow to watch the killing of cattle, in order to avoid any accidents, so this evening, Robbins-Garcia will not come to the vigil. Jiang Hai was alone for four hours.

After returning to the hotel, Jiang Hai ate a meal, washed and slept first, and began to sleep at eight o'clock. After sleeping until midnight, he only got up. After the washing, he drove the car and replaced Einol. Sethi. ?

From two o'clock in the middle of the night, until six o'clock the next morning, it is Jiang Hai's time, which is twice the physical limit of humanity.

Jiang Hai's physical fitness is quite good, let alone just watch for four hours, and still slept for six hours before.

Just let him not sleep, three days, five days should not be a problem, if trained, it may be longer.

However, Jiang Haike is not willing to go to eat that bitterness, and he has nothing to do with training. He has to think about it at that time. How can he raise his scales up? It is only one level, and the method of improvement has obvious different.

At the same time, its own strength has also doubled. If it is upgraded to another level, it will not be possible to have more changes.

Therefore, Jiang Hai’s mentality at this time was very peaceful. He just sat there, drinking tea, watching the cross talks and licking the seeds.

Time is unconsciously in the past one minute and a second. Behind Jiang Hai, the cows are also there, giving out a uniform breathing sound. Of course, in addition to the gas on the top, there are many gas below. This kind of creature is probably the most favorite fart animal in the world. You said that it doesn't eat soy beans every day, drink cold water, and how many farts come from?

Fortunately, Jiang Hai is sitting in the upper hand. If he is sitting in the wind, he will be guilty.

Seeing the time passed by, the time has passed until about three o'clock in the middle of the night. As an area in the east of the US emperor, it is very early in the morning. Although the US emperor is not like China, only A standard time.

There are two here. The time between the East and the West is different, and the difference is about an hour.

But an hour does not prevent the sun from rising very quickly. At about three in the morning, the sun has gradually risen.

The darkness before dawn is also the darkest time, and the human function is also the most difficult time here.

Even Jiang Hai couldn't help but yawn, but just when his yawn was not finished, suddenly he saw a few figures in the darkness of the distance, and he was slowly coming over to him. .

"Who?" Blinked his eyes, Jiang Hai directly opened the camera of the mobile phone, through the light, shouted at the distant people.

"It's me." Hearing Jiang Hai's words, the opposite person also screamed. Generally speaking, such a standard answer would let the caller put down some caution, but Jiang Hai's vigilance suddenly raised. Get up, because this voice is very strange.

"Standing there, who are you?" Jiang Hai shouted loudly when he heard these people.

When I heard Jiang Hai’s cry, the group of cows that were sleeping behind Jiang Hai’s body woke up, but unfortunately, the cows were not night vision animals, so they woke up and they had nothing to do. Just squinting and squatting there.

After hearing Jiang Hai’s words, several people here didn’t answer any more, but they were just walking. They ran up at this time and watched them fly towards their side. Jiang Hai’s eyes also lingered. When he got up, he could be sure that these people had absolutely no good intentions. Now put the phone on the grass next to it and turn on the video function.

At this time, these people also rushed over and walked into Jiang Haicai to see that there were five of these people. In addition to the four empty hands, there was another person carrying something on the body and saw Jiang Hai actually recording. The four people here looked at each other, and three of them immediately rushed toward Jiang Hai, while the other one and the person carrying the things walked toward the cowshed in the first place.

A look at the movements of these people, Jiang Hai knows that these people should be directed at their own cattle.

Is this still ok? These cows are the life of Jiang Hai! At the moment, he no longer kept his hands. The first time he ran to the three people who rushed over. The three men saw Jiang Hai dare to take the initiative to welcome him. They were also welcome. They rushed toward Jiang Hai in the first time.

Jiang Hai guessed that there was nothing wrong with these people who came to deal with Jiang Hai’s cattle. They have already learned about it before.

Jiang Hai’s cowshed is only Jiang Hai’s one here, and there is no gun.

Then the five of them did not bring weapons, not to mention five enemies, even if they were three enemies, they did not think that Jiang Haihui would be their opponent, just like now, the first person who rushed over, first The fist hit the nose of Jiang Hai, and they came out. These people are also good players in fighting. The person is exactly the man's body, the biggest three weaknesses.

One is the nose, the second is the stomach, the third is the key, hitting the nose is the easiest to let the other side concussion, while the soreness of the nasal bones will make the tears secrete and the line of sight is blurred, which is equivalent to abolishing the other party in a certain period of time. Balance and vision.

And stomach fight, it is because of a punch, people will be weak, nausea and retching.

As for the final key, you don't need to talk more... All men know.

Upon seeing these people directly hit their noses, Jiang Hai understood that these people were also premeditated, but his strong physical quality was not a joke. When he turned his head, he let the other’s fists open. When the left hand pushes, the other party feels that his arm has uploaded a huge force, and instantly goes outward. At this time, Jiang Hai’s leg is also kicked on his lower abdomen.

"Hey!" The muffled sound, this man has already flew backwards. Jiang Hai kicked him back and flew backwards for five or six meters before he fell heavily on the ground, licking his lower abdomen. Can't make a sound.

Seeing that his companion was lying down so quickly, the two people who rushed together could not help but squat, and Jiang Haike would not be jealous.

Bell taught Jiang Hai. When fighting, the last thing you can do is distraction, swearing at him, and asking him to be the inevitable choice.

Therefore, Jiang Hai did not say anything at the moment, and a step has already rushed to the front of the two! (To be continued.)

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