My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty
Chapter 26
Teacher Tongsu Mafu seems a little surprised. It stands to reason that Dongfang Bai's world history grades should be very poor, but he can answer this kind of question in seconds.
"fine……"
The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, because this kind of answer has been learned before. In this parallel world, only the history of Celestial Dynasty and Neon have changed greatly, and there should be no big difference in the others.
But he is not interested in neon history, so his grades in this area are quite poor.
"Teacher, it should be E, right?"
"Um?"
Tongsu Madong's expression changed slightly, and the expression she looked at Dongfang Bai gradually became strange, how...how could he suddenly ask such a private question.
Besides, he still guessed so accurately, how did he guess...
Kirisu Mayu, who had just brought back her teacher's majesty, had her cheeks flushed a little unconsciously, and she didn't know how to answer this kind of question for a while.
"Cough cough, concentrate on answering the question!"
"Eh?"
Dongfang Bai was taken aback for a moment, he was really answering the question just now, he just asked if the answer to this question was E...
"Listen, remember the causal relationship when remembering history..."
After two full hours of tutoring, Mr. Kirisu Mafuyu finally stopped. She took a sip of water and continued talking.
"Let's come here today, you are a Chinese, why are you not familiar with the history of the Chinese?"
Teacher Tong Xu looked at Dongfang Bai with a strange expression, and even wondered if this guy was born abroad.
"Ah……"
Dongfang Bai is also very powerless, what can he do with the history of the Celestial Dynasty that he does not understand at all.
"Master, are you ready for dinner?"
Dongfang Bai saw Mr. Tongsu Mafuyu stand up. Now it's almost four or five o'clock, and he has to hurry back to prepare dinner for Sagiri later.
"Well, there are some instant noodles left."
instant noodles? No way……
Dongfang Bai had some ideas when he saw the instant noodle bowls she threw randomly, but she didn't expect that she would actually eat instant noodles every day? ? ?
[PS: Why hasn't the contract status changed?].
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Chapter 60 You have other flavors on you [seeking a flower evaluation ticket]
thump.
There was nothing in the refrigerator at all, at most some eggs and some green vegetables, which made people wonder if Kirisu Mato survived by eating instant noodles every day.
"……Really?"
Mr. Tong Xu watched Dongfang Bai's movements. He squeezed the egg on the kitchen counter with his right hand, and then squeezed it towards the slit with both hands, and an egg yolk fell into the pot with the egg white.
There just happened to be a few tomatoes left, so I cut them up and fry them together, and finally took other green vegetables and the like, and barely made a little something out.
"Fortunately there is rice."
Dongfang Bai didn't know how to complain, even the kitchen was full, and there was nowhere to go.
In just over ten minutes, Dongfang Bai had already prepared several dishes, served with hot rice and placed them on Teacher Tongsu's small square table.
She was still looking at the table in a daze, she really couldn't understand why she made a few dishes so easily and quickly.
"Tongsu-sensei, you have too much stuff, you have to clean it up..."
Dongfang Bai picked up a thing that had just been blocking his feet from the garbage bag, and looked closely, the rose-red lei silk edge, this thing seemed to be...
"!?"
Tongsu-sensei's face suddenly turned red, and white steam seemed to be emitting from her head. She took the thing away in one breath, and put it behind her.
"Please forget!"
Teacher Tong Xu turned his head, as if he didn't want to look at Dongfang Bai. After all, the teacher who was seen with such a private object, the ghost knows whether he still has dignity...
"Cough, Mr. Tongsu, I'm leaving first, there is still a sister at home who hasn't eaten."
Dongfang Bai forcibly endured the embarrassment, said hello, and left Mr. Tong Xu's room. He immediately came to the door, and wiped the nonexistent cold sweat on his forehead.
What the **** is this person? It didn't feel right from the beginning...
Unexpectedly, she is in her 20s, and she doesn't know how to cook or clean, so she is so sloppy, no wonder her mother is worried that she will not be able to marry...
"Tsk."
Dongfang Bai smashed his tongue and left the apartment quickly, and then he had to go back to his home immediately.
"It's a mistake, I'm really nervous..."
Kirisu-sensei murmured inexplicably in the room, her heart was beating at a rate of two beats per second like a small electric motor.
"Should... not be exposed, right? For the first time in my life, I let a boy in the room..."
As everyone knows, Dongfang Bai had already guessed a few things when they met at the personnel lease, and the various behaviors that followed had long revealed that she had no experience in dating with men at all.
Gollum~
She looked at the dishes on the table, and she didn't know what sound was made, which made her cheeks stained with a red glow. Fortunately, Dongfang Bai had already left, and no one could hear it.
She picked up the white rice and ate a few mouthfuls of vegetables, her green pupils shrank slightly.
"good to eat."
...
"Brother, where have you been?"
Sagiri stuck her head out of her small room. This time Dongfang Bai left some snacks, and he didn't seem to be very hungry.
"Ah, I just went to the teacher's house for tutoring."
Dongfang Bai answered truthfully. Recently, he has been super busy because of various things, and someone like him who hates trouble actually does so many things in one go...
Fortunately, in the past few days, I have written more than half of the first volume [Fate], and then I can easily play for a whole month.
As for next month's draft? Of course it has to be procrastinated. As the saying goes, a writer who can't procrastinate is not a good writer.
"Liar, you smell like another woman, who is that woman?"
Sagiri's face turned gloomy all of a sudden, her eyes were not as pitiful as before, but she looked at some unknown creature.
"No no, because the teacher is a woman, it is inevitable..."
Dongfang Bai waved his hand, he was almost frightened by Sagiri just now, how could this child suddenly become so terrifying.
Could it be that there is some hidden sickness attribute...?
And what are other women, why does it sound so strange?
"Well, anyway, brother is going to work now. After the first volume of Fate is written, I will be the first to show it to Sagiri!"
"yes?"
Sagiri's expression softened slightly, much better than before. Taking this opportunity, Dongfang Bai put down his dinner and went downstairs directly.
"Huh, if Grandpa sees it, he'll die of laughter."
Dongfang Bai mumbled a few words, if he saw that there were girls around him, he would definitely be very happy...
With that old and shy personality, if he knew that there were so many girls around him, he would have already started to imagine how his grandson would look like when he was born...?
This is indeed the case.
Chapter 61: The crushing situation won the first place [Seeking a flower evaluation ticket]
Inoue Akira is a Twitter blogger with tens of thousands of fans. He usually likes to read light novels. When he encounters a novel he likes, he will recommend it on his Twitter without hesitation.
Suddenly one day, in the Line group of more than a dozen Twitter bloggers, a guy with an ID called 'TAKI' issued a recommendation. That guy's fanaticism of light novels is not a day or two.
"Then let's see..."
Inoue opened the reward of the motor library, and at the first glance, he saw "Fate" that ranked first, but the form was a little crisis, and the book that ranked second was about to catch up.
However, it seems that there are still more than 3,000 votes between the two books, and the newcomer award will end in dozens of minutes. It stands to reason that "Fate" is basically a certainty for winning the first place.
Looking at the works recommended by TAKI-kun, it should be absolutely not bad, but he completely ignored the book that came in second.
With a doubtful attitude, Inoue Ming opened "Fate", and as soon as he went up, he was attracted by this huge world view and novel settings.
"Saber, the most powerful job agency, is actually a girl! This should be the heroine. I rely on the phrase 'Let me ask, are you my Mater?' So handsome! It's cool to hit me!"
Inoue became more and more fascinated, and his head was spinning wildly. Now his curiosity is eager to know who Saber's real name is.
Even though there are many, many guesses in the comment area, no one can guess the female knight holding a 'transparent' long sword.
However, some people have guessed Lancer's job description, he can project a 'magic spear' that pierces cause and effect, and he is called by Acher that he cannot be stabbed in the heart.
Therefore, the biggest guess about Lancer at present is Cuchulainn, the "Child of Light of Ireland", and who is the author will wait for the author to answer.
"...? No... no more."
The first version of the tens of thousands of words was read in less than a while, but Inoue still looked dissatisfied. He knew that as long as he won the first place in the Newcomer Awards, he would immediately get the publishing rights for the first volume.
"But the situation is a bit critical. The guy in second place is really chasing after him."
Inoue deliberately went to read the second light novel, and the result made him frown. Although it is not bad, compared with "Fate", the quality gap is too big!
With such a big gap, why do so many people vote for the second place? Think with your toes.
"This guy, canvassing votes."
Inoue Ming showed a rather disgusting expression. In this Twitter blogger's Line group, there are some bloggers like him. The most annoying thing is to squeeze out excellent works by improper means.
Besides, this "Fate" is really excellent... No, it should be said that it is a quasi-magical work. If the later plot can not collapse or even sublime, it is not too much to be called a masterpiece.
no! If it is really squeezed out, Fate will not be able to obtain the publishing rights immediately, and how long will it take to see the first volume of 100,000-word light novels...
"Grass!?"
I didn't look at it just now, and suddenly found that the first place "Fate" was vaguely about to be squeezed out by the second place. Just now, it was obvious that the two books were still separated by more than 3,000 votes, and now it is only more than 300 votes.
"brush!"
He gritted his teeth fiercely, and immediately tweeted, using his Twitter fans to send out a wave of publicity, trying to use this wave of popularity to bring Fate back.
And he immediately expressed his solidarity in the Twitter line blogger group. If the book was squeezed down by the brush, he would be so angry that he would not be able to sleep.
[Jing Mingjun: Everyone! Now the second place in the Dengeki Grand Prix, "The Magician's Another World" is a brush. A few days ago, I was relatively forbearing and slowly brushing. Today, I brushed more than 2,000 votes in one go! ! 】
[Magician from another world: ...what? 】
[Dust-kun: The magician didn't mean you, he meant that the newcomer of Electric Shock was rewarded with the brush book. 】
[TAKI-kun: I have been promoting it by myself for several days. It is everyone’s responsibility to fight against brushes. At twelve o’clock, the newcomer award ends. It is now eleven thirty! ! 】
[Magician from another world: I heard that TAKI-kun hasn't slept for a few days. It seems that "Fate" is really good. I will also promote it, so I can't let the brushes come up! 】
[Little Black: Plus One]
[Big whirlwind: plus one]
[Dust-kun: plus one]
Then, the official voting website of the Dengeki Awards flooded with a large number of people, almost crashing the entire server. Fortunately, Dengeki Library found it in time and stabilized the server.
More than a dozen bloggers on Twitter, their fans are not only the readers of Dengeki Bunko, but also fans of Fujimi Fantasia Bunko and Kadokawa Sneaker Bunko next door.
The three largest light novel libraries in Neon actually joined forces, which are rare, and poured into the voting page of the Dengeki library in one breath, pulling the number of votes for the first "Fate" to 20,000 votes...
This shocked the second-place author. He is now thinking about that book of "Fate". Did he also look for a brush? And swiped a full 20,000 votes in one go! ?
This is even more maddening than himself, and how did he find a brush with 20,000 votes! ? .