My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty
Chapter 371
But Miss Gu Xianqin was too innocent, so she couldn't do anything, so she could only turn it over to Dongfang Bai.
After several consecutive rounds of the game, Dongfang Bai was stuck in the same place and did not move. He was unlucky, and every time he would inexplicably "rest for a round".
On the other side, due to a mysterious luck, Qin Chuan can stop on the open space every time, and then buy land. In a blink of an eye, she has become a big land dealer. Everyone passing by her site has to pay tolls. Funding comes first.
And Yukinoshita Yukino followed closely, she always got money rewards for inexplicable reasons,
The other girls got some strange events and cards, and they were all very happy. Although the persecuted person was always Dongfang Bai, the only opposite-sex player in the game, he inexplicably ate a bunch of strange things. Bad luck effect.
"Oh, this game is really fun~" Eiri leaned back on the chair with a comfortable face, with a very happy expression. Although the person with the highest funds in the end was Kotobuki Tsumugi, but she launched a lot of funk against Yukinoshita Yukino today. Shipping card.
Of course, she herself was also thrown a lot of cards with negative effects by the opponent, which can be said to be hurting each other.
"Indeed, it's interesting."
Even Yukinoshita Yukino, who was usually not interested in such a crowded game, gave a rare compliment this time, probably because the girls around were very friendly, and they didn't do anything behind the scenes at all.
"That's because you don't feel the deep malice of this game at all. Do you know how long I've been in a grid...?" Dongfang Bai was full of grief and anger. Obviously, his luck has always been quite good. here.
"Senior Dongfang, I'm really sorry..." Azusa Nakano looked embarrassed. In this round, she and Akiyama Mio always drew strange event cards and unconsciously persecuted Dongfang Bai.
Seeing the apologetic expressions on their faces, Dongfang Bai didn't plan to continue complaining.
"No, it's a bit late, I have to go home..." Nakano Azusa glanced at the time, and immediately realized that it was getting dark, and the others also realized that the time passed too fast, and they all seemed to want to back home.
"Ah...!! You are still waiting for me at home." Ping Zeyu also opened her mouth, looking flustered, she almost forgot about it.
"Then everyone should go back early today, it's not good to go home too late." Dongfang Bai glanced at the time, his face turned pale in an instant, it was incredible, he really didn't seem to have been home for almost two days.
"Then there's no other way. Let's get together next time." Although Qin Chuan was a little disappointed, she didn't care anymore. She was quite happy with so many friends accompanying her today.
After saying goodbye to several people, Dongfang Bai directly called a car from an 'acquaintance' and drove towards his house.
"Really, why do I have to be called out by you to be a coolie at this time?" Kagurazaka Ayame groaned in dissatisfaction. She was driving in the front, while Dongfang Bai was in the co-pilot, and he got in the car. Fasten your seat belt immediately.
There was no way, he had already deeply felt the horror of Kagurazaka Ayame driving a car, he had to take precautions, he was afraid that he would fly out while sitting in the car.
0.........
"I'm sorry, Sister Changpu, it's mainly because this place is a bit remote and it's too slow to go back. I'm really grateful for you to drop me off!" Dongfang Bai said with a smile, but he couldn't see any 'apology' at all. He had already guessed that he was Kagurazaka Ayame looked helpless.
"Forget it, since you want to thank me, why don't you hand in the manuscript of your new work as soon as possible? The fate rumors you handed in before have a good response, so remember to strike while the iron is hot."
Kagurazaka Ayame was expressionless, talking while driving. Compared with words of thanks, it would be more realistic to hand in the manuscript to her quickly. She is also a fan of 'Yakumo White', and she is still very much in the new work. Interested in.
"I'm writing, I'm writing."
"You can pull it down! In fact, apart from writing a title, you haven't even opened the document, have you?!" Kagurazaka Ayame's spit can be said to hit the point with a single blow, Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, a little guilty transfer sight.
"Don't think I can't see your eyes when I'm driving now... You really haven't written yet, have you? The manuscript will be handed in this month." Kagurazaka Ayame was a little worried, in case this stinky brat arrived The manuscript has not been submitted at the end of the month, and it is still her who is being trained.
After all, Dengeki Library has almost confessed to Yakumo Bai as a father now, how could it be possible to reprimand the other party, so there was no manuscript when submitting the manuscript. Isn't her the editor in charge of Yakumo Bai the firepower to be scolded? Where.
Chapter 24 Where have all the good men gone [For automatic subscription]
Dongfang Bai was looking at the Twitter on his mobile phone, and took a look at the comments of the readers. He personally likes to read the comments of the readers, although these comments are closely related to his guess.
[Isn't the new work of the old thief Yakumo released at the end of this month? So there is no publicity yet, what does Dengeki Bunko do? 】
[You look like a newcomer, sometimes this kind of thing really can't be blamed on the Dengeki library]
[I don't know the new work of the old thief Yakumo, I only know that Illya is super cute and my wife is the best in the world]
[Little x gave birth to a wife? I'll call the fbi...]
[No news yet, everyone is waiting, thank you, I want to tie this guy up and write]
Sure enough, it was similar to what he had guessed. A lot of everyone's attention was attracted by "Magic Girl Illya". "Zero Twenty-seven", and the new work has not started publicity because of the recent Dengeki Library, so it is impossible to prepare. publicity.
Because Dongfang Bai has not yet submitted the manuscript, not even the outline, which makes the electric shock library how to promote it. Could it be that the electric shock library just said "Yayunbai's new work released", and then did not introduce it?
"You see, little brat, if you don't write again, you won't be able to submit the manuscript at the end of the month, and then you will be in trouble. Maybe some readers will touch your home and tie you up?"
Kagurazaka Ayame glanced at Dongfang Bai's position with a playful expression, as if she wanted to see his flustered face, but it was obviously not what she wanted, Dongfang Bai's expression was unexpectedly flat.
"And it's really troublesome for me to come to you every time to urge you to write, tsk, I'll just tie you up, and I won't give you a meal if you don't write." Kagurazaka Ayame's broken thoughts made Dongfangbai's head black.
"Sister Changpu, speaking of which, I want to ask you something."
Dongfang Bai suddenly had a sense of mischief, and suddenly said, this sentence made Kagurazaka Iris, who had been concentrating on driving, a little distracted.
"Huh? What's the matter, let's hear it."
"Did you go back to your hometown during Chinese New Year?"
"Of course, what's wrong?"
"Then how did you fool your parents when they pressed for marriage?"
brake! ! ! !
A sudden brake sounded, Kagurazaka Ayame looked painful, as if thinking of some bad memory, she cried and stepped on the accelerator while crying.
"Damn, why are you urging marriage, how many times have you said that you still don't want to get married!!!"
"Sister Acorus!! Car! Car!!!" Dongfang Bai felt a deep regret at this moment. He saw the car driven by Kagurazaka Ayame drifting on the road, and he was about to hit the wall.
Zizizi...! ! The violent grinding sound of the tires and the ground sounded, and the black car made a big and dashing turn, like a cool knife light flying from the side of the road.
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"Cough...cough..." Dongfang Bai's face turned pale, he reluctantly got out of the car, resisted the urge to vomit, and looked helplessly at Kagurazaka Iris who was still in the car with a sad expression. .
It seems that she accidentally broke her defense and poked her sore spot directly.
"I almost thought I couldn't come back." Dongfang Bai's expression was not very good-looking, it could be said to be bloodless. This wave almost made others stupid. Even if he was ready to wear his seat belt, he would not Almost out of breath.
"Thank you, Sister Changpu, just send it here..."
"Damn, why are there no good men, this world is so unfair!!" Kagurazaka Ayame seemed to have not listened at all, pounding the steering wheel hard, making Dongfang Bai feel her deep resentment.
It reminded him of the game he played today, and that game was full of malice towards couples in this world.
"Looks like he didn't listen at all."
The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and he could only help her close the car door, and then walked towards the door of her own house. Everyone should have finished dinner by now, and I don't know what they would say if I didn't come back for two days.
According to Sagiri's character, she would probably be angry.
click.
"I'm back, eh?"
Strange, as soon as Dongfang Bai came in, he saw pitch darkness, and there were no lights in the corridor or living room at all, which made him a little puzzled. Could it be that everyone is in their own room?
As soon as he walked into the living room, he heard a sudden change, and suddenly several figures appeared next to him. He frowned, and just wanted to fight back, but he saw the familiar long silver hair, and suddenly understood something... .
"Suffer to death!!"
"Yeah, I caught it!"
The Yamada Fairy shouted excitedly. She didn't expect that this battle plan would actually succeed. They took advantage of Dongfang Bai's inattentiveness, and quickly set up a 'Tian Luo Di Net' beside him, and then waited for him to walk into the living room. The rope will be **** immediately.
"What are you doing here...?" Dongfang Bai looked at the thick rope on his body, and suddenly regretted it. The rope was too thick. It was really bad for him to tie him up. get away.
Just now, he actually had a few people **** on purpose. After all, he did not go home for two days, and it is normal for a few people to have grievances, so he just let them tie up with the mentality of 'take a little punishment to relieve them'. Living.
"Hmph, I didn't expect even my brother to escape this trap. Sure enough, I am a genius...!!" Tsushima looked proud, the idea of this trap was exactly what she came up with.
"The rope, I provided it!" Sagiri seemed to be outdone, and the corners of her mouth rose.
"Wait, let's not talk about the use of your trap, why does Sagiri have this kind of rope in 4.9? It's a nylon rope!" Dongfang Bai said with a dark face, where did she get this thing? .
"You don't need to know where you got it. In short, you must be punished if you don't return home at night!" The corner of Yamada's mouth raised, her eyes that were obviously playful, she just wanted to play, and Dongfang Bai should have told her in advance Get over this.
In other words, she clearly knew about this, but she deliberately pretended not to know, in order to achieve the purpose of 'punishing' Dongfang Bai.
"..."
Not far away, Kasugano Dome, who was sitting on the sofa and playing with her mobile phone, had the same expression. It seemed that she did not participate in this 'plan', but acted as a bystander, quietly watching this farce.
Chapter 25 Sure enough, you are the real Erromanga 【For automatic subscription】
"Tell me honestly, brother, where did you go last night?" Dongfang Bai was pulled by the three of them and sat at the table next to them, and the three of them stood condescendingly on three sides and stared at him below.
"It's just something..." Dongfang Bai tried to fool around. After all, he actually stayed with the black cat all night. Couldn't he just tell the truth and admit it if he didn't fool around? !
And the goblin's pursed mouth is definitely holding back laughter. Even if he can bear it, he can see whether it is good or not. It is too obvious. He can already feel the wanton in this golden retriever's mind. Laughing loudly.
"It's suspicious, my brother is definitely trying to fool around...!" Tsushima buried a hand and touched his chin, looking confident. At this moment, she felt that she was the 'Holmes of Heisei', and she saw the truth at a glance.
Needless to say, it must be with some girl.
She is still very clear about her brother's attractive attributes. Until now, she has never seen a girl who is not attracted to Dongfang Bai at all. Even Kasuga Ye Qiong, who doesn't care about the situation here, will definitely not Dare you say you don't care about him at all?
Although Qiong cares about Dongfang Bai because he has always been so good to her, instead of showing her true colors in a few days like those who adopted her before, throwing her around like a dragging oil bottle.
"That's right, no matter what the reason is, it's not advisable to not return home at night! You must be punished!" The Yamada Fairy on the side was still fanning the flames, and the corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth began to twitch.
Okay you goblin, I'll see how I teach you later...
"Huh?" The Yamada Fairy trembled, and suddenly sensed an unpleasant aura. She squinted her blue eyes and glanced at Dongfang Bai, coughed and began to muffled as if she were mute.
"Yes, but my brother said that no matter who our family is, if they don't return home at night, they will be subject to 'severe punishment'! This is the rule that my brother has set himself, so you don't want to break it, right?"
Mui Tsushima changed her expression while talking, and began to play the role of "Oriental White" with her slightly clumsy acting skills.
"Huh? Is this the case?"
Dongfang Bai was stunned, suddenly he thought carefully, he seemed to have really said this, what he thought at the time was that several of his family were beautiful girls, and it was dangerous to go out at night, so he decided for their safety. under this rule.
In the end, the first person to be punished was actually himself? ? ?
"But it is said to be punished, so how should the punishment be better?" Heizumi Sagiri raised a brow, with the mask of Erromanga hanging on her side face, it seems that the mask should provide her with a lot of little bonus.
"Indeed, punishment that is too light will not have the effect of 'deterrence', and if it is too severe, it will not be able to do it..." Tsushima also looked like he was thinking hard.
At first, they only thought about how to catch Dongfang Bai, and completely forgot how to punish it after they were caught, so they thought for so long when it was time to punish.
"..." Dongfang Bai's face was flat. Anyway, there shouldn't be any excessive punishment. Whether it's a goblin or a small buried Sagiri, the characters are actually quite good, and there is no suspicion of shaking.
On the other hand, Sagiri is a little uncertain. She always finds a lot of strange things in her room. Whenever Dongfang Bai asks a question, she always uses the reason of 'the materials needed for painting must be real'. past.
"Ah yes! Why don't we each ask our brother to do one thing for us?" Xiaobu raised the corner of his mouth, revealing a sly smile, a smile she was familiar with.
Usually when he sees this smile, he knows that this guy must have some bad idea again. Nine times out of ten, he will treat this 'event' as an invincible death-saving gold medal. When he makes a mistake in the future, he can use this kind of thing. 'Gold Medal' to block a disaster.
"good idea."
"Um."
But Dongfang Bai didn't expect that Sagiri and the goblin would agree without hesitation. You two also hesitated, why did you agree so easily? ? ?
"Then I will use it now!"
Shawu's eyes lit up, and those beautiful pale blue eyes that were like lake water exuded the light of stars. She glanced up and down at Dongfang Bai, and the corners of her mouth rose wildly.
Dongfang Bai suddenly had a very bad feeling.
"Just now, I plan to draw an eroge comic of my own, and then sell it at the summer acg exhibition...!!" Sagiri stretched out her left hand, her arm bent into a fist, with an excited look.
"But, Sagiri, why are you drawing manga for Shirai, do you want him to promote it for you?"
The Yamada Fairy had a puzzled look on her face, but what she said was on the point. If Dongfang Bai himself was to promote the book, even if it was an ergonomic book, there would still be quite an exaggerated number of tourists flocking there.
"no."
Sagiri coughed, and suddenly put the Eromanga mask on the side of her head on her front face. At this moment, she seemed to gain strength, and her whole body was full of confidence. She put her hands on her hips and said righteously.
"Because of me! I don't know how Ojinjin should draw! 027"
"Why can you speak so righteously?!" Dongfang Bai complained with a black face, and Sagiri actually said it directly in front of her!
"No way, I have to carefully refer to the real object when I paint to get inspiration!" Although Sagiri under the mask made people unable to see her expression, Dongfang Bai could vaguely perceive her current expression. Must be very excited.
"Sure enough, you are the real Erromanga teacher." Dongfang Bai said expressionlessly. This sentence caused a violent reaction from Heizumi Sagiri, and she immediately retorted and shouted.
"I don't know the person with that name. Besides, I just like slogans, not my slogans!"
"What's the difference between what you said and what you didn't say?!"