Looking at this exaggerated battle, I picked up the pen on the table with a face full of anxiety, then looked down at the test paper, and raised my head a little worriedly, looking at the crowd,

"It won't be difficult, will it?"

"Comparatively speaking!"

My sister was lying on my back, her arms were gently around my neck, and she was blowing the fragrance gently in my ear.

Feeling the soft touch on my back and smelling the moist aroma that my sister spit out when she spoke, I couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

I shook my head gently, took my attention back again, and then looked at the test paper roughly. There were not many questions. There were three big questions in total, fill in the blanks, judgments, and short answers.

There are ten fill-in-the-blank questions, ten true-false questions, and two short-answer questions.

"Unlimited time!"

"Well... can half an hour be enough?" my sister thought for a while and said.

"Half an hour!" I turned my head, looked at her speechless and rolled her eyes, "Look at the requirements of the last short answer question for yourself, each question should be no less than 500 words, and these two questions alone will take half an hour. not enough,"

"That one hour?" Qin Mengmeng asked tentatively.

"At least one and a half!"

I shook my head gently,

"I feel a little rushed for an hour and a half!"

"Then an hour and a half!" Sun Jueqian took out his phone without delay, "I've started the timer, hurry up!"

I'll go, do you play like this? If you don't agree, you will time it, and you won't give yourself five or six minutes of buffer time.

Although he was full of regrets in his heart, there was no hesitation in the movements of his hands.

Holding the paper, I looked at the first one, however...to my surprise, the first one turned out to be: your sister's period is around the ___ of each month.

I turned my head to look at my sister again speechlessly, and raised my brows gently: Sister, are you serious?

My sister stretched out her white and tender little hand and gently poked my nose, and then nodded with a grin!

I did not call thinking and wrote the answer on the test paper.

Seeing that I wrote the answer so simply, and it was the correct answer, everyone was a little surprised, but after thinking about it again, they didn't realize there was any difference.

Then there is the second question: When did your sister's first wen give you ___.

First kiss? This is a bit difficult, but of course, in theory, her first kiss should have been in mid-September, a few days after the military training ended, but who knows if she will pass on the few times she kissed me while I was asleep. Count in.

But thinking about it, it won't count as the past, after all, she must not remember clearly, so thinking about it, I filled in the date I thought.

The following questions were the same, each one was more tricky, and some of the questions were so ambiguous that I couldn't think of the answer for a while.

I finished the whole fill-in-the-blank question, and there were less than half of the questions I was sure about. I looked at my sister with some complaints.

"Didn't you talk about the details of life!"

"This is it!"

The elder sister smiled, but the little hand on my shoulder was squeezed tighter every month, probably because the answer I gave on the test paper was somewhat different from the answer in her heart.

Feeling that my sister's little hand was getting harder, I quickly stopped the conversation. Now I don't want to provoke her subtlety. I guess she has the idea of ​​tearing me apart at the moment.

But it's really not my fault. You ask fill-in-the-blank questions, but you also need to give some unique answers. You ask so many ambiguous questions, and you only give me such a small space. space.

Then there are multiple-choice questions, which are much simpler than fill-in-the-blank questions. For example, the fifth question: The first love letter your sister received was when she was in the first year of junior high!

This question is obviously wrong. My sister received the first love letter in the winter of her second year of junior high school. I still clearly remember her running back with the love letter and excitedly pulling me and her to hide under the covers. Look, she asked me to write her a letter after reading it.

Then the next day, we exchanged love letters of course, and the love letter she wrote to me is still in my bedroom drawer!

After finishing the true/false questions, I could clearly feel that the big sister held my small hand on my shoulders a lot looser. It seemed that she was still very satisfied with the true/false questions I did.

Finally, there is the short answer question, which is quite a ghost.

First sub-question: Your sister and your mother's colleague fell into the water, who did you save first?

When I first saw this question, I immediately tried my best. Whoever asked this question, I promise not to kill her.

With my sister's character, it is absolutely impossible for her to adapt such a question. I guess either Qin Mengmeng or Xia Xiaoman did it. They are the most eccentric.

But look again, hey, there seem to be two typos in this question. It is estimated that the person who asked the question used the Pinyin input method, so he typed "simultaneously" as "colleague".

I couldn't help laughing in my heart, this gap is interesting!

A: Of course, save my sister first. After all, I am not familiar with my mother's colleagues.

Seeing my answer, my sister immediately became unhappy. She stretched out her hand and pointed at the question.

"No, it's 'simultaneous' here not 'colleague', I was typing too fast, didn't check it out, you redo it!"

I shook my head resolutely, redoing...it's impossible, I won't redo it if I kill it, my sister and my mother are equally important.

"This question came out like this, so we have to follow the question, how can we change it temporarily!"

However, because each question must have an answer of no less than 500 words, I began to count the words under the question, starting from the close relationship between me and my sister, and the strange relationship between me and my mother's colleague. The answer given is a detailed elaboration.

After writing, I turned my attention to the second sub-topic.

When are you going to marry your sister?

This is the dry question. After reading it, I raised my hand and planned to write down the answer.

But as soon as the tip of the pen touched the paper, I suddenly realized that this question is simpler than any of the previous questions, but it was placed at the end and became the final question, so what does it mean?

It shows a desire in my sister's heart, a desire to marry her brother.

If you like someone, of course, you want to marry him and accompany him for a lifetime.

Seeing that I hesitated to write, my sister was originally dissatisfied with my answer to the question, and the expression on my coquettish expression instantly froze.

She nudged my shoulder gently,

"Write it quickly, this question is so simple!"

I took a deep breath, then turned to look at her and pursed my lips: It's because of simplicity that I don't care about scribbling, sister!

"Well, just write it!" I nodded heavily, and then gave a satisfactory answer. After all, so many people around me were watching, I still dare not write those nasty words in such a grand manner.

When it was time to go home from vacation, when it was just the two of us, I was slowly talking to her.